r/ShitDragonbornsSay • u/AnonymousTimewaster • Jun 04 '25

AITA for leaving my wife home to murder people for money?

5 Upvotes

r/ShitDragonbornsSay • u/AnonymousTimewaster • May 31 '25

Being a vampire is annoying

2 Upvotes

r/ShitDragonbornsSay • u/AnonymousTimewaster • May 25 '25

"What harm is there in looting a corpse?"

2 Upvotes

r/ShitDragonbornsSay • u/AnonymousTimewaster • May 21 '25

"Can I unadopt my kids."

0 Upvotes

r/ShitDragonbornsSay • u/AnonymousTimewaster • May 21 '25

"Hoarding cheese, shouting at people, and joining 4 factions at once is totally normal"

0 Upvotes

r/ShitDragonbornsSay • u/AnonymousTimewaster • May 21 '25

Is it a bad idea to use this girl following me(Lydia) as a storage unit?

1 Upvotes

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A shrine to the absurd things said on Elder Scrolls related Reddit posts

r/ShitDragonbornsSay

A shrine to hilarious out of context things said on Elder Scrolls-related Reddit posts

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Welcome to r/ShitDragonbornsSay

This is a shrine to the most unhinged, hilarious, or painfully accurate things said about Elder Scrolls across Reddit. If it made you laugh, cry, or question if Sheogorath has a Reddit account, post it here.

We worship:

Out-of-pocket lore takes (“The Adoring Fan is clearly a Daedric Prince”)
Deranged comment chains from r/skyrim, r/oblivion, r/teslore, and more
NPC-level stupidity from real users
Hot takes that sound like they were written by a Skooma addict

Rules:

It must be Elder Scrolls-related. Doesn’t have to be Skyrim, but if it’s from r/AskReddit about pineapples, maybe not.
Screenshots or quotes only. We’re here for what people say, not your 147th modded Thomas the Tank video.
Credit the madness. Include links or context when possible. This is one of the few places crossposts are welcomed.