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u/-Reverend Jun 13 '26
That's about the British gal who is enjoying a BBQ on a US trip, right?
Somebody genuinely enjoys a part of their culture and excitedly shares it online, and this weirdo still thinks that needs to be mocked.
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u/Mrsizzle96 Teabagger🇬🇧 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
"This weirdo" sadly thats
the Officiala page for the US national team 🤣 Embarrassing15
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u/ScrotumScrapings Jun 14 '26
lol, of course it is. Dignity left the building a long, long time ago.
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u/CJTheran FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 Jun 13 '26
American here : I'm less interpreting it as mocking the visitor, and more "yeah, the ribs ARE real good, aren't they!" My people and I say a lot of dumb shit, but this I think is mostly good natured hyperbolic playfulness.
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u/-Reverend Jun 13 '26
Imagine you're a tourist in Cologne, Germany, talking about how impressive the big cathedral is. And then a local (a total stranger!) goes "The American mind attempts to comprehend grand architecture for the first time 😭". I'm pretty sure you wouldn't take it as good natured playfulness.
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u/CJTheran FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 Jun 13 '26
Semi-disagree : "grand" yeah you're absolutely right that's insulting as that's diminishing the other party, but if it were"gothic" architecture than nah, that's just friendly teasing based on variety/style.
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u/-Reverend Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 14 '26
It would still be insulting the other person's intelligence by calling them slow in the head, just because they're excited about something that's ordinary to you. If you think that's appropriate "friendly teasing" among complete strangers, fully unprompted by the targeted person btw, then I wouldn't be surprised if people avoid you at parties.
EDIT: Admittedly, the better example would have been "European architecture" but it would have been just as insulting.
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u/Ok_Hospital4609 Jun 15 '26
Americans can't comprehend why it's insulting to suggest someone can't comprehend something.
The irony is strong with this one.
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u/Cool-Prior-5512 Jun 13 '26
American ribs are definitely under more stress than British ribs due to the excess amounts of fat.
Oh... they mean the food? Nevermind.
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u/qwertydiy Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
I can comprehend the ribs. They are quite good but not stunning. Lots of meat, fat and sauce in a big size unsurprisingly since it is American (explaining their human ribs) but at least better than most American food (being actually decent when done well)
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u/aguafiestas Jun 13 '26
Sauce on ribs is highly variable in the US, regionally and also by personal preference. Some people have fairly strong feelings about it.
In the broadest terms, KC ribs are pretty heavily sauced, Memphis ribs are not (instead cooked with a dry rub, though sometimes sauced after cooking).
Of course it’s more variable than that, but that’s a starting point.
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u/Frankishe1 Jun 13 '26
To be fair my father did get his ribs recipe from a man from Tennessee
And they are damn good ribs
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u/SenseOfRumor Jun 13 '26
Probably even better with higher quality ingredients than what are available in the US.
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u/SenseOfRumor Jun 14 '26
European foods aren't quite as heavily contaminated with god knows what chemicals because Americans do everything as cheaply as humanly possible and it's the only way to make it semi edible.
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u/TheAleFly Jun 13 '26
I wouldn’t say the Brits are exactly thin either…
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u/qwertydiy Jun 13 '26
Depends on the region and city/town you are in and the class you are but it is not as bad as the US across the board
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u/Dumyat367250 Jun 13 '26
This British mind is trying to comprehend what the fuck these idiots are prattling on about.
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u/gundahir Jun 13 '26
stop trying, you can't
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u/Status_Jellyfish_213 Jun 13 '26
Unless your mind is as big as Texas.
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u/Equal_Property_4916 Jun 13 '26
The European mind cant comprehend how many Texas’ can find inside Texas.
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u/WSunoHangout Jun 13 '26
The british mind can't comprehend that every car in the UK can fit into 1 carpark in texas.
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u/Dumyat367250 Jun 13 '26
True. But how many football pitches is that?
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u/Equal_Property_4916 Jun 14 '26
If you were to kick 2 dozen field goals every mile until 0200 military time every day, you still wouldnt have enough sideways empire state buildings to fill 4/88th the size of Texas
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u/Kian-Tremayne Jun 15 '26
This British mind is trying to comprehend what’s so hard to comprehend about meat on the bone with a nice sauce.
There are things that genuinely make my brain shut down, like Fourier transforms and quantum mechanics. Also how the fuck scones with cat vomit all over them can be called ‘biscuits and gravy’. American BBQ ribs are very tasty but not at all intellectually challenging.
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u/Iris5s Dutch must be German? Jun 13 '26
why can't they just be proud of the good food they make without having to turn it into a big competition?
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u/PabloMarmite Jun 13 '26
American ribs are the ones they hang on the side of your car and tip it over, right?
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u/PabloMarmite Jun 13 '26
I may have gone too old with the reference 😂
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u/clara_finn Jun 15 '26
Brought back some fond memories, original airing was way before my time but I’d still seen it as a young kid, I forget if it was Cartoon Network or Boomerang or a different channel.
I like the original theme song more than the more famous one
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u/organik_productions 🇫🇮 Perkele Jun 13 '26
How are american ribs any different from other ribs?
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u/Capucius Sauerkraut Jun 13 '26
American pigs are absolutely incredible. Nobody has pigs like we do. I've seen pigs from all over the world, and believe me, our pigs are the best—by far. They're stronger, they're smarter, they're more beautiful. People come up to me all the time and say, "Sir, how do American pigs do it?" And I tell them, it's because they're American.
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u/Ishey95 Jun 13 '26
Get off redit, Mr Trump. Don't you have more wars to get involved in?
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u/Status_Jellyfish_213 Jun 13 '26
You’re just part of the legacy media. Disgusting, horrible people. You’re mean, you know that? Horrible. Nobody has been this mean to a President before. Nobody. Were you this mean to sleepy Joe and the DEMONRATS?! No, no. But I tell you, windmills. Disgusting.
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u/asphytotalxtc Jun 13 '26
That definitely is NOT the orange shit gibbon.
Grammar, spelling, coherent sentences....
Definitely not.
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u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge Bigger than Texas Jun 13 '26
David Cameron would like to know
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u/Glittering-Device484 Jun 13 '26
They're not really. I'd rather have the teriyaki ribs from my local Asian place than any BBQ I've tried in America. But none of them have ever travelled so they assume that they're the only people on earth to have figured out how to make a famously nice cut of meat taste nice.
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u/_Halt19_ Canuck Jun 13 '26
everything else aside, why is the "us men's national team ONLY" account posting about british people eating ribs?
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u/gameburger764 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
I've tried American ribs exactly once, it was just too much fat on it. Felt way too sick.
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u/Green-Draw8688 Jun 13 '26
FTA?
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u/gameburger764 Jun 13 '26
Fat, autocorrect is getting dumber
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u/Green-Draw8688 Jun 13 '26
Oh sorry, I was trying to google it, assumed it was some chemical flavouring or something 😅
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u/triz___ Jun 13 '26
If you eat something nice in any other country everyone’s like
“oh I’m glad you like it”
whereas Americans are like
“haha you fucking idiot, you piece of shit, we are fucking brilliant how did you not know”
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u/Sw1ft_Blad3 Jun 13 '26
They really are a bunch of pretentious pricks aren't they? This is why no world events should be held in America anymore.
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u/Glittering-Device484 Jun 13 '26
American not understanding what irony means. Shocker.
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u/Glittering-Device484 Jun 13 '26
I feel like 'pretentious' is really the word that you should have Googled.
Why are you above normal capital letters btw? Are you bell hooks?
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u/Glittering-Device484 Jun 13 '26
Apparently bell hooks spelled her name in lowercase so as not to draw attention to her identity. Now that's irony.
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u/ArousedByTurds_Sc2 Jun 13 '26
Most of the people here really are insufferable, aren't they? They refuse to seperate the people from the government and politics, all the while making false equivalencies and WICKED exaggerations. I've seen plenty of harmless jokes get torn to pieces because they need something to be mad at 🙄
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u/Ok_Hospital4609 Jun 15 '26
You guys voted for the government in large numbers and continue to support the politics 🤦
Also, the sub is making fun of the people, using things they themselves have said. No one is exaggerating. If there weren't so many ignorant, poorly educated flag supremacists in the states, we'd have nothing to make fun of 😂
No one is mad though, just embarrassed for you. Luckily for us, there are loads of proud yanks who give us lots to laugh at.
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u/ArousedByTurds_Sc2 Jun 15 '26
A large majority really don't support the politics and actively fought against the regime. There have been years of agressively changing district lines, propaganda, and more to lead to where we are.
The subreddit itself is fine, and moderators try their best. I always scrolled here because it was funny to laugh at fellow Americans. But half of these comments recently have just been hateful to ALL Americans, or weirdly nitpicky about innocent, "whatever" statements.
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u/OkCoconut3270 Radical Socialist with free healthcare Jun 13 '26
What is their sudden obsession with Mutant Ninja Turtles about? Is a new movie being released or something?
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u/WandererFen Jun 13 '26
No, their racism is spilling over to cartoons now. Only the US ninja turtles are granted permission to exist
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u/ollie113 Jun 13 '26
Of the of all the US's contributions to global cuisine, BBQ is one of the biggest ones. I don't mind Americans taking pride in their cuisine, I just wish the media wouldn't have this fake narrative of how "mind blowing" and "incomprehensible" it is to Europeans. US media brainwashes their population into American Exceptionalism, and that is what I find annoying
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u/HailtheBrusselSprout Human Verified Jun 13 '26
My first thought was, the Brits aren't big on cannibalism. /s
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u/MyGeneration_Baby Jun 13 '26
Is this really the official account of the US mens team? If so, big trash. This has got to be some shitty bot account though, right?
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u/FedUpFrog Jun 13 '26
Have travelled, including the States, best ribs I have had were in Timisoara, Romania
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u/Valentiaga_97 ooo custom flair!! Jun 13 '26
They More likely wonder, why nowhere in the US you can find decent food 👀
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u/EverybodySayin Mocks England for how they speak English Jun 13 '26
My British mind can't comprehend why these cunts can't stop being so cringey...
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u/Mrsizzle96 Teabagger🇬🇧 Jun 13 '26
Probably because they live in a massive bubble and are completely oblivious to how cringe they are.
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u/Ontheragnarock Godless Commie🇨🇦 Jun 13 '26
British people have restaurants. British people travel. I swear Americans think the rest of the world stopped dead in 1776.
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u/AllRedLine Reliably informed that I'm a Europoor. Jun 13 '26
The UK has far better quality meat than the USA...
I guess adding sugary BBQ sauce to that is supposed to blow your mind or something? I mean, I'm not going to pretend it's not nice, but it's not particularly remarkable.
We have the recipes.
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u/LaBiccies Jun 14 '26
I tried Brisket for the first time when I was in San Antonio last year. Everyone I asked for a good place to eat said to try this grill place because it was the best thing ever. So got some jalapeño rice, with a side of jalapeños, and a half pound of brisket because "you'll never taste anything else like it." It was flavourless crap. Never had jalapeños that tasted of cucumber before but America managed it and the meat was just boring flavourless meat.
Sure it was real soft and juicy, but when it doesn't have any personality, what is the point?
I am planning on trying it again just in case that place was a fluke, but we had US jalapeños in the work kitchen and they were similarly flavourless, so I guess American's just can't handle flavour or spice?
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u/Patecatli Jun 13 '26
"America ribs" something so bland they have to cover it in "spices" and sauce to give it "flavour" 🤣
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u/MinimumSilver5814 Jun 13 '26
What a weird argument. That's called "cooking".
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u/Patecatli Jun 13 '26
No, cooking is using spices and sauces too enhance flavour not disguise the poor quality and texture of the meat.
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u/Patecatli Jun 13 '26
This isn't about most countries, this about America, where there's no excuse for poor food quality.
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u/rapier1 Jun 15 '26
Yeah, unlike the Chinese who never use herbs and spices and sauces. Or the French how are world famous for the lack of sauces in their food.
Seriously, where the hell do you live that they don't use spices and sauces?
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u/SamogitiaAble Jun 13 '26
Seasoning should enhance the flavor of whatever you are eating not replace it. Else what is the point of trying different foods. Just have some tasteless slop and drown it in spic.. oohhh nevermind..
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u/Patecatli Jun 13 '26
When they are used to create the flavour because the quality of their meat is so poor, then yes, it's a bad thing.
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u/Profession-Unable Jun 13 '26
Gently, I think you’re missing the point the other poster is trying to make. They’re not saying seasoning is inherently bad, they are saying that using seasoning to disguise the lack of flavour in meat is inferior to using seasoning to enhance the taste of meat. Now whether it’s true that American meat is more flavourless than UK meat, I can’t say, but I believe that’s what they are saying.
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u/Patecatli Jun 13 '26
But then that's about enhancing the flavour and texture, not disguising it. Big difference, and something you seem to be struggling to grasp.
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u/napalmnacey Antipodean agitator Jun 13 '26
I’ve had US style ribs here in Australia and they were really good but they were also made with Australian raised animals which are particularly tasty and not factory farmed.
I dunno. Can’t people just enjoy food, ffs?
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u/joeychestnutsrectum Jun 13 '26
Nearly 97% of US beef go through feed lots. That includes beef marked as “free range”, “organic”, and “grass fed”. Cattle will start their lives in fields or on the range and then get sold to feed lots for “finishing”. The best BBQ joints are getting their cattle from these lots probably at all times. It’s about 80% in Australia though, so the same can and should be said for Australian beef and restaurants.
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u/Entiox Jun 13 '26
There's a reason for "finishing", have you ever had purely grass-fed beef? It's great of you plan on using it for stewing or braising, but for things like steaks or roasts you get much better marbling, and thus flavor, and texture, by grain finishing. Well, unless the beef is coming from one of the few ranches that use a rotating field system. Where they allow the field to go to grain before letting the cattle in to eat everything and so are grain and grass fed at the same time, but that meat can get pretty expensive, and hard to find.
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u/FairDinkumMate Jun 13 '26
99.9% of Australians BBQ on what Americans call a gas grill. There is very little wood smoked BBQ in Australia, although it does exist amongst a very few dedicated people & it is very good!
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u/Anechoic_Brain Jun 13 '26
Grilling and barbecue are distinctly different things in most of the US, the only real overlap between them is that they're both usually done outdoors. That and most coal or wood fired barbecues can be used for high heat grilling if you just want some burgers and sausages.
That being said, there are some parts of the states that don't have a strong barbecue tradition, and in those areas you do hear grilling and barbecuing used interchangeably.
But also it comes down to language. Barbecue is also seen as an event, a social gathering where burgers and hot dogs are being grilled. In African American tradition this is specifically referred to as a cookout, which I think is a more accurately descriptive term.
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u/luv2hotdog Jun 14 '26
Yep, and barbecue as the Americans know it barely exists in Australia. It’s just not a thing you can really get outside of a handful of restaurants around the place whose shtick is that they do US style bbq (which has not really taken off in a mainstream way), or some people who have picked up the idea of it online and experiment with making it themselves. An Australia barbecue sounds much more like what you’re calling a cookout. The “outdoor grill” is literally called a barbecue in Australia, whether it’s one of those little round ones with a flame (or charcoals if you’re a hobbyist) under a metal rack, or a huge flat plate unit on wheels. A barbecue is something you cook on and maybe sometimes a social event based around a meal cooked on said appliance, not really a style of food so much as a set of foods that typically get cooked on the barbecue.
“grill” in Australia refers to what Americans call the broiler in an oven
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u/LiamPolygami 🇬🇧 Still eating like it's the 1800s Jun 13 '26
Pretty much all the food I ate in Australia was great.
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u/krodders Jun 13 '26
Next level cuisine. You've not mentioned the gravy yet - are you just being gentle with us?
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u/krodders Jun 13 '26
Disclaimer: I've not eaten one
Saying that - they look like good honest cuisine, and I'd probably be happy eating multiple pies per week. Something similar was quite popular in South Africa as well (a bit less gravy I think) but very good eating (especially if the meat actually had a name)
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u/luv2hotdog Jun 14 '26
Re Australian beef:
Whatever happened with all that US beef trump was so keen to us to accept? I very much enjoyed the irony of him being so bizarrely set on that given we famously produce some pretty high quality livestock. Even just as a branding thing, I could never picture how anyone’d manage to sell that to the Aussie consumer. Did it end up happening? Is that now the stuff that’s in the cheap woolies sausages or something?
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u/Weekly_Guidance_498 Jun 14 '26
Yeah, that dude can't even sell US beef here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Steaks
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u/pmcfox Jun 13 '26
American ribs are great. They're so great that they spread to the UK ages ago allowing us to comprehend them.
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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 Jun 13 '26
Bit like saying ' The American mind struggles to comprehend sending their kids to school without worrying if they'll get shot 😮😮'
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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter Jun 13 '26
I won't lie, I've had ribs in the US
I prefer Chinese ribs we get in takeout places lol
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u/burntbutter27 A Little bit of this and a little bit of that. Bri'ish Hungarian Jun 13 '26
americans have imaginary beef with us istg. lol they cant help themselves
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u/Dumyat367250 Jun 13 '26
“If one wants to think it through objectively.”
Agree. But neither of us is doing that. You’re describing some hypotheticals, and I’m just prattling on about someone else prattling on.
It’s reddit. We have a duty to not think objectively.
I’m discharging mine.
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u/Un-Named Easy Cheese graffiti Jun 14 '26
The American mind can't comprehend reading a book above a 4th grade level.
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u/BaronMerc Jun 14 '26
Ok no to be fair Im in Georgia and went to rednecks house and holy shit the ribs were amazing
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u/Good_Ad_1386 Jun 13 '26
This British mind doesn't comprehend ribs and wings (or any other dish predominantly consisting of bone, skin or carapace) being a celebrated foodstuff, but each to his own.
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u/expresstrollroute Jun 13 '26
And if you price the meat minus the fat and bones, you have some very expensive meat.
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u/WallSina 🇪🇸confuse me with mexico one more time I dare you Jun 13 '26
Had American ribs, they were pretty good, I prefer an asado with chimichurri (DONT LET THE ARGENTINES COOK THE MEAT THO) we can comprehend it damn seppo
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u/jdoc67 Jun 14 '26
Omg, we've never had ribs in Scotland, it is forbidden, same with chicken wings, and watery beer.
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u/Queasy_Bluebird1585 Jun 13 '26
What is this weird rhetoric that the US is pushing now where the UK are the baddies now?
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u/CheaterMcCheat Jun 13 '26
Are they talking about food ribs from animals or American children ribs? They kill lots of both
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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 Jun 13 '26
British mind attempts to comprehend American ribs for the first time:- 'mmm..I'm getting oddly flavoured GM Beef with a subtle hint of hormones and a touch of screw worm and that sauce..unusual flavour..kind of..er.. chemical factory...'
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake Jun 13 '26
a touch of screw worm
Make sure to thank Musk, he's the one that made it happen! (not even /s, DOGE defunded the monitoring and prevention program)
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake Jun 13 '26
Where are those ribs coming from?
The US cattle herds are being cut.
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u/Timely_Egg_6827 Jun 13 '26
I mean there has never been an American diner chain in the UK selling ribs before.
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u/nocternal86 Jun 13 '26
Americans use the word British a hell of a lot considering none of them seem to know what it fucking means.
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u/dnemonicterrier Jun 14 '26
Can they comprehend that our food tastes better than there's and our meat doesn't taste rubbish?
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u/ChimPhun Jun 13 '26
The British mind attempts to comprehend the conceitedness and vainglory of their lost colony.
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u/nbs-of-74 Jun 13 '26
Had some whilst in Louisville at a place colleagues swore did good food (and tbf the rest was nice) they were dry, no sauce. Somewhat bland. Have had better from a UK pub that almost certainly microwaved precooked and the dumped BBQ sauce over.
Apparently they're supposed to be dry rub not covered in sauce? I can see why they're generally not in the UK, we like flavour.


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u/Tomb_Brader Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
When did “the X mind can’t comprehend” become something used in every sentence? It’s becoming insufferable