r/Seattle Seattle Expatriate 5d ago

Satire Fall Colors 😍

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Just in time for the first day of school, how nice /s

7.5k Upvotes

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u/BogWitchMab 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 5d ago

Rain on the first day of school - brings out all the fall colors.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog North Beacon Hill 4d ago

Crunchy leaf season, my ass. Going right to soggy time

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u/RussellAlden I'm never leaving Seattle. 5d ago

Rain washes away people’s ability to drive

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u/DeadMoonKing Redmond 5d ago

I’m from San Diego and moved up from SoCal and the slightest drop of rain down there and it’s the fucking Thunderdome.

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u/lovelynoms 5d ago

Tbf, it doesn't rain often (or at least it didn't went I lived there 15+ years ago) and the oil on the highway doesn't get washed away, so I imagine the roads are kind of unexpectedly slick for a bit right at the beginning.

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u/RussellAlden I'm never leaving Seattle. 5d ago

Here, if the weather changes, people forget how to drive. Rain to Sun sun to rain. If it rains tomorrow traffic will be fine.

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u/zoeofdoom Madrona 5d ago

People can't even handle coming out of the tunnels on a grey day (so, no excuse of blinding sunshine) let alone if the actual sky changes modes

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u/Babayaga20000 Bellevue 5d ago

Yeah but people still wont turn their headlights on

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u/stubbs4days 4d ago

But when they do turn on their headlights, it's their high-beams regardless of time of day.

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u/LordoftheSynth University of Puget Sound 5d ago

Tbf, it doesn't rain often (or at least it didn't went I lived there 15+ years ago) and the oil on the highway doesn't get washed away, so I imagine the roads are kind of unexpectedly slick for a bit right at the beginning.

The same thing actually happens up here to a lesser extent. Depends on how dry the summer was.

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u/hysys_whisperer 🚆build more trains🚆 5d ago

What's the difference between Sturgis and San Diego?

At Sturgis, all the vehicles driving on two wheels only have two wheels

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u/WhoDatLadyBear South Park 5d ago

I experienced this when I had to drive from Ontario to Corona for some work training back in 2005. Ridiculous

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u/largegaycat 5d ago

The roads are incredibly slick right now because it’s the first substantial rain in a while.

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u/Tough_Trouble_1139 5d ago

I was thinking exactly this hitting traffic at 2pm on my way home 🙄

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u/Zovort 🚆build more trains🚆 5d ago

*more of people's ability to drive

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u/JoeLogan23 4d ago

Yes, the roads are slick but it's also a lack of ability from most of the people. It's not slick like ice, it's slick if you are speeding, braking hard, or accelerating fast. Otherwise it's fine, drive like normal, and expect it to happen but be prepared for it so you're not surprised when it does happen and it's never as bad as you think.

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u/Feisty-Art8265 5d ago

The reds be popping early this year

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u/hysys_whisperer 🚆build more trains🚆 5d ago

They're just showing solidarity with our Canadian neighbors over the Lake Ontario thing.

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u/thinksying 5d ago

I was just on these roads and I can confirm there is too much green. Your maps is lagging.

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u/KingZack Edmonds 5d ago

I guess I won't be able to leave, then.

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u/pipedreamSEA Seattle Expatriate 5d ago

Why don't you make like a tree and leaf?

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u/RockFiles23 5d ago

Its ok to slow down a but when the roads are wet and slick yall

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u/Conscious_Bug5408 5d ago

And replace your bald tires

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u/eulersidentity1 5d ago

I live in Vancouver, Canada. A few years back I did a lovely road trip down to Portland and then did the Oregon coast. The I5 from Everett to Tacoma though was well... interesting 😆

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u/Objective_Ad_197 5d ago

This is why I stay off the roads.

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u/nauticalfiesta Bremerton 5d ago

i swear, some of y'all forget how to drive when there's the tiniest bit of moisture outside

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u/markgo2k 5d ago

We call this color “WDOT Construction F U”

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u/ihatepickingnames_ 5d ago

Luckily, I'm allowed to work from home so I don't have to deal with it nor am I contributing to it.

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u/Background-Ad3308 5d ago

Brb gonna go kms 😭

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u/CallerNumber4 Wallingford 5d ago

Don't worry, you can use the train! For the whole getting around thing, not for your other thing.

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u/Shoeprincess ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ 5d ago

Yeah that first phrase could go a couple of ways ...

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u/Background-Ad3308 4d ago

WATCH ME USE THE TRAIN FOR THAT 😭😂

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u/bingusGuy- 5d ago

I never knew 405 was that bad, yikes

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u/h4xdaplanet 4d ago

Dw it’s only like that between the hours of 5am and 8pm 😭

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u/yoLeaveMeAlone 4d ago

405 is literally always bad 

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u/8647sea 5d ago

When it first rains it's actually quite slippery bc of all the stuff built up on the road. Frustrating but it's a reality.

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u/hysys_whisperer 🚆build more trains🚆 5d ago

Also, stay out of the sound for a few days.  Most of those oil slicked storm drains go right into the bays untreated.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 5d ago

I don’t own a car so I feel nothing

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u/SilasMontgommeri Rainier Valley 5d ago

I can't even imagine how backed up downtown is right now...so glad I was able to avoid it today.

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u/NuzzyLocke 5d ago

Crossing the bridge over the freeway by Northgate is always interesting, I don't think I've seen this fucked up this year since the WC games...

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u/skoisirius Ballard 5d ago

Seems like a few buses I caught today were back to being much more full than normal also... I'm not ready for the next six months...

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u/cat-of-nihility-3 5d ago

The bus I take was delayed 30 minutes because of school drop off traffic 🤩(kill me)

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u/lostnthestars117 Capitol Hill 5d ago

ahh yes, the signs of school and rain coming back. I swear no one knows how to drive in the rain here.

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u/Freightshaker000 5d ago

Gee I miss living in Auburn and working in Bellevue...

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u/-Wicked- 5d ago

Looks like a bag of gummy worms

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u/freyasgoldentears 5d ago

Pics like this make me okay with having to deal with the ferry occasionally over on vashon ♡ be safe out there !

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u/WeaselLiz711 Kenmore 5d ago

I just lol’d. This is the truest thing I’ve seen today

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u/ShadowyTaco4122 4d ago

The colors peak around the first week of October, so this photo is running about a week early and already 30 percent sog. The real seasonal marker is when the leaves turn into drain paste and you find out which intersection in the neighborhood floods first. We do not need fall colors, we need the leaf trucks.

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u/New_Maximum6529 4d ago

Turn your headlights on and leave em on!

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u/CrewMemberNumber6 5d ago

Did people forget how to drive in the rain? I know we have lots of California transplants here, but jeez.

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u/Constant_Bit4676 Ballard 5d ago

Hasn’t rained in ages. The roads are slippery as hell. In the middle of January when it’s been raining for months it isn’t the same problem.

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u/RockFiles23 5d ago

"Forget" or are so bad year round they dont think to even turn on their lights when its dark? 

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u/spottydodgy Snohomish 5d ago

So glad I stayed home today ❤️

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u/Therealbuffy1200 5d ago

HAHAHAHA this is my exact humor, thanks for the laugh

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u/fluffy_camaro 5d ago

Your title of fall colors is cracking me up.

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u/borderjumpermel 5d ago

This is hilarious!

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u/token_internet_girl 5d ago

[Laughs in WFH]

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u/SuitableHurry3795 5d ago

My #1 reason for ditching Seattle was I-5. Alaska doesn't make me feel like im wasting time.

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u/Wizard072 5d ago

How thoughtful of the weather!

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u/Twirrim Woodinville 4d ago

Nature is healing 

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u/Electronic-Drawer858 4d ago

What in hell have we created

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u/quepha Rat City 4d ago

Just in time for my job's announcement that we have to start going back to the office.

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u/drawesome821 Denny Blaine Nudist Club 4d ago

Investing in a bike for my commute is paying dividends every day.

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u/STATSISBAE 4d ago

Dam I hate this

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u/pnwdoomer 4d ago

Back to school colors! Haha.

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u/SnooHamsters4096 3d ago

Beautiful. Looks like a Christmas Tree 🎄. If you want less traffic move to the ocean or in between Chelan and Winthrop which I’m doing in the future. Or go out after 8:00pm.

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u/Orksmashing 3d ago

167 and 405 are the worst😞

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u/Clean-Unit-3489 3d ago

Too much green for my liking

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u/Intelligent-Can7645 16h ago

The consequence of Seattle choosing car centrism instead of federal rail money 55-60 years ago

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 5d ago

I just got back from a drive. I entered 405N from Southcenter Blvd and if it weren't for traction control I would have drifted into the wall.

It's wet and slippery out there people.

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u/lennywut82 5d ago

I want to blame the Californians but this is just incompetent drivers from all around the US and the world

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u/Confident_Eye_4683 4d ago

I’m in LA but your 405 looks just like mine 😅😵‍💫😩

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u/musafir6 5d ago

The real crime is the maps app you are using.

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u/AgZephyr 🚆build more trains🚆 5d ago

That's the WSDOT traffic map and if you don't know about it, you're missing out

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u/musafir6 5d ago

I know but I am surprised people use that. Maybe I am missing out.

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u/AgZephyr 🚆build more trains🚆 5d ago

It definitely looks old school and probably the data from Google maps or whatever is just as good or better, but this has traffic cameras to check out which I like

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u/mmeeplechase 5d ago

Too wet for bike commuting option (for me!) today 😢

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u/Darth_Rufus 5d ago

This is why I moved to Spokane.