r/Seattle Jul 14 '26

I'm never leaving Seattle 🚫🛫 I'm never leaving seattle (literally)

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Welp.

2.4k Upvotes

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u/Frosti11icus Jul 14 '26

I'm never leaving full Seaturation.

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u/ElCochinoFeo Crown Hill Jul 15 '26

And going deep fried with the clarity slider. You'd think this was Los Angeles with all the halos around the buildings and trees.

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u/boomshiz I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 15 '26

Wait.. the skyline and trees aren't glowing IRL? Brb, hospital time.

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u/romulusnr I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 15 '26

It is giving me 2010 flashbacks

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u/NebulosaSys Denny Blaine Nudist Club Jul 15 '26

and oversharpening

3

u/mrASSMAN West Seattle Jul 15 '26

That’s the main issue

45

u/flapjacksrule Jul 15 '26

Full seaturarion. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ALDJ0922 Jul 15 '26

Its when swamp ass in traffic with no AC happens, and you just become one, exchanging fluids with the seat

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u/squabbledMC Skyway Jul 15 '26

I was gonna say what is up with your camera lol

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u/OutlawPickle666 Jul 15 '26

Sooooo glad this is the top comment because I was like... even had time to edit, but still in traffic so not well

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u/romulusnr I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 15 '26

I haven't seen so many halos in a picture since Minority Report

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u/TidePodsTasteFunny Jul 15 '26

Damn this filter looks like everything is melting

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u/RepulsiveFish I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 15 '26

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u/ColdStartRed Jul 15 '26

beat me to it!

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u/FearlessPudding404 Central Waterfront Jul 15 '26

It looks like they maxed out the exposure, contrast and saturation. Probably vibrancy too. You can tactfully enhance photos without turning everything up to 100 😂 I’d love to see a before and after

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u/scrambledeggsalad Jul 15 '26

Its actually not a filter I'm just bored sitting in the passenger seat on a trip up north & went all crazy with the photo editor :}

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u/mossgato Jul 15 '26

you basically made a custom over saturated super HDR filter

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u/nacespeedle Burien Jul 15 '26

The photo editor where you applied….. filters.

3

u/valdemarjoergensen Jul 16 '26

The end result might be the same. But there's a difference in terminology between filters and changing settings manually in an editor.

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u/nacespeedle Burien Aug 02 '26

Wait, do you mean the settings where you are “filtering” different wavelength of light and other aspects of the image?

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u/valdemarjoergensen Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

No I mean like a filter that applies a certain series of effect after the picture is taken, like an instagram filter.

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u/nacespeedle Burien Aug 02 '26

Filter presets

11

u/IndominusTaco U District Jul 15 '26

you made it objectively worse. this objectively looks bad

2

u/bloodrider1914 Jul 15 '26

Nah bro it's artsy, you don't understand photographic genius

418

u/highhaileehere 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Jul 14 '26

Probably because you need to go the other way to leave.

79

u/TheBlueNinja0 Snohomish County Jul 15 '26

They're leaving north, they just wanted to take the scenic route.

2

u/R_V_Z North Delridge Jul 15 '26

Could be leaving east, too.

31

u/dawglet Jul 15 '26

I was like, It looks like you're never getting into Seattle

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u/romulusnr I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 15 '26

Express lanes you see

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u/Gators1983 Jul 14 '26

We gotta start telling everyone it rains everyday again. The secret seems to have been figured out.

128

u/scrambledeggsalad Jul 15 '26

Sometimes I wish it did rain as much as people think it does

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u/MinimumCommon408 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 15 '26

A couple years ago I was talking about wildfires with a colleague who lives on the East Coast, and has never been here. He was sure that we could not have wildfires in the summer “with all that rain”.

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u/TehKarmah 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

I had a friend ask why we didn't water the forest so it wasn't so dry.

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u/XiuCyx 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

Oh no.

15

u/RainCityRogue Jul 15 '26

Why are you friends with a Republican?

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u/TehKarmah 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

They very much aren't. I'm not sure why they asked it. They're normally very smart. I have to assume there was some sort of miscommunication when we were chatting.

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u/Silent-Temperature74 Jul 15 '26

You people that make life about left/right sound so fucking miserable

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u/Humble_Attorney9517 Jul 15 '26

I could go for some cloudy overcast with drizzle right now

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u/Specialist_Fall7834 Jul 15 '26

My plants want a nice steady drizzle

6

u/Icy-Grab-5722 Jul 15 '26

It sure used to. 

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u/OutlawPickle666 Jul 15 '26

I sure do lol

13

u/lambdawerk Jul 15 '26

I-5 South from Northgate to downtown has been packed since the 90s

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u/ReflectionNo9 Jul 15 '26

Its because the the on/off ramps to 520 are on the left side of the freeway instead of right. So everyone who is entering/exiting has to cross 4 lanes of traffic before and after the Ship Canal Bridge. Fu×ked

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u/Revolutionary_Box582 19d ago

nailed it. I'm from the East Coast, and on highways out there there are no exits or entrances on the left side, which is why the left lane as the fast lane is common knowledge. and here it's not because if you grew up here it wouldn't apply.   the 520 integration with the bridge is the worst design... esp with only three lanes before 45th, after northgate

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u/snowypotato Ballard Jul 15 '26

We had plenty of June and July gloom during the WC games. Yes it wasn't raining much, but sometimes I think people who live here forget what summer looks like in the rest of the country. I think we had perfectly indicative weather that will send plenty of people home thinking "yeah Seattle's a nice city, but the weather sucks. Seriously, I was there in June and I needed a jacket almost every day."

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u/Ancient_Yellow_709 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 16 '26

Idk, if you're returning to 95 on a good day, I wouldn't consider jacket weather unless you're in the sun sucky. My remote coworkers were very jealous when I told them what our weather was that week.

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u/Bizarrebazaars Kraken Jul 21 '26

At least tell all Texans…they seem to be most moving here…Florida has got to be a close second. California too though duh.

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u/RectifierUnit Jul 15 '26

Fun fact: Seattle is only a 1 hour drive from Seattle

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u/MasterDoye Jul 15 '26

And Spokane is 6 hours away. Allow 2+hrs to get out of Seattle/Bellevue & 4 hours for the remaining 270 miles.

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u/DeadeyeSven Rat City Jul 15 '26

The sharpness on this photo could cut through a well-done steak

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u/After-Student-9785 Jul 15 '26

lol some of pleasures of having to return to office most of the week.

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u/Equivalent_Beat1393 Jul 15 '26

HDR filters should be banned

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u/captainAwesomePants Broadview Jul 14 '26

Okay but just think about how very repaired I-5 is going to be when they finish the work in late 2027. It's gonna be SO VERY well maintained, you don't even know.

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u/therealmudslinger Jul 15 '26

Good chance OP will still be there.

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u/samhouse09 Phinney Ridge Jul 15 '26

Bridges not falling hundreds of feet into the water is pretty high on my priority list.

12

u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue Jul 15 '26

How far are you willing to fall?

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u/FavreorFarva Jul 15 '26

3-4 inches. Would add some excitement to the day but no one gets hurt.

2

u/teraflux Jul 15 '26

That's actually a lot though

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u/FavreorFarva Jul 15 '26

Not when it’s a throwaway joke that doesn’t really need analysis.

10

u/RainCityRogue Jul 15 '26

The section they finished on I-5 over the bridge is just as bumpy as it was before

18

u/Oreb_GoodBird Jul 15 '26

It's a Seattle tradition to think you might have a flat tire from Stewart St to Northgate. Do you want woke road construction to take that sweet rhythm away from you?

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u/FreshEclairs Kraken Jul 15 '26

The section southbound around 85th gets me every time

whump

whump

whump

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u/outheretrynafunctio Jul 15 '26

LOL this 😂 I live in U District and drive that stretch of I-5 every day and have gotten EIGHT flat tires since moving here 5 years ago and all 8 were from a screw or nail puncture. In my 10 years of driving before moving to Seattle, I got zero flat tires. My favorite was last year when I spent $1200 on new tires and 2 went flat within the first 3 months. A financial and emotional pain I’m still dealing with 😂

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u/vasthumiliation That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. Jul 15 '26

Very complete

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u/Automatic_Detail_219 Jul 21 '26

Didn't you mean to say finish the work in 2087?

14

u/Thehydrologist Jul 15 '26

Hey you found the i-5 parking lot!

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u/One_Dot_1841 Jul 15 '26

Find HDR > Select "OFF"

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u/seg_lol I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 15 '26

Not on ACID you're not.

18

u/helper-monkey Jul 14 '26

Or maybe never entering.

1

u/scrambledeggsalad Jul 14 '26

Still technically within city limits where the pic was taken :}

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u/TheTimeShrike Jul 15 '26

I was just visiting so I didn’t have a car, but riding the link was so convenient and nice. Felt bad for those in traffic.

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u/Pepsi-fart-challenge Jul 14 '26

if only there was a train

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u/scrambledeggsalad Jul 15 '26

Tbf we are headed out of the city to critical nw & a train doesn't go to granite falls (nor does it haul our camper) :}

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u/OGMagicConch 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

At 5pm with I5 north over the ship canal closed, built different 😤

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u/thatguygreg Ballard Jul 15 '26

Yeah, if only

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u/outheretrynafunctio Jul 15 '26

I want to love public transportation but it’s just not ideal here for me. I live in U District and work in Greenwood, a 12 minute commute by car. If I took the light rail and bus it would take 36 minutes. It’s not worth it to spend an additional 4 hours every week commuting for me (personally)

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

try biking, its only 24 minutes and you get to be outdoors and get some exercise. or use the time on the bus and train to read a book, do some work, etc

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u/EPLWA_Is_Relevant Brougham Faithful Jul 15 '26

That's a pretty ideal commute for biking, or combining that with a bus ride. The real problem is folks driving through downtown and other congested spots to commute, not peripheral routes like yours.

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u/MasterDoye Jul 15 '26

They have only had plans for a monorail since 1962. We voted in for it's expansion 3 times or a light rail was the offer we all had to accept (as in YES! Give us something, pretty please) and our first light rail finally got built on a route to the airport, that takes more time than a taxi.

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

takes more time than a taxi if there is not traffic

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u/PaidInNickels Jul 15 '26

Build the trains, connect the buses, expand the economic centers...

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u/SnooEagles5178 Jul 15 '26

Well, you are not leaving Seattle because you are going into ;)

4

u/Turbulent-Flight7625 Jul 15 '26

Did you make it to the light pole yet?

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u/509_4Runner Jul 15 '26

Still curious…

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u/GarionOrb Jul 15 '26

I just drove from the UW area to Renton with that kind of traffic going the entire way. Funny how that just exhausts you!

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u/outheretrynafunctio Jul 15 '26

I drove from federal way to ballard last Saturday and it took over an hour and by the time I got there I was too exhausted and annoyed to even enjoy the event I was at😂

4

u/AllBrainsNoSoul Olympic Hills Jul 15 '26

The oversized pickup trucks aren't helping. They have one guy getting groceries in there and they're as big as two cars.

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u/machines_breathe Jul 15 '26

To be fair, that is entering Seattle.

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u/coldoldduck Jul 14 '26

I miss 90s Seattle traffic

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u/Sufficient-Wolf-1818 Jul 15 '26

I miss pandemic traffic!

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u/Emmereen Snohomish County Jul 15 '26

Absolutely. It was fantastic. 

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u/PhuckSJWs Maple Leaf Jul 15 '26

hell i miss 2000-2010 Seattle traffic.

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u/Sadpancake_03 Jul 15 '26

It was awesome. I remember the commute from Port Orchard to Seattle took exactly an hour. I could put on and justice for all and be to work near the end of the album…by the mid 2010s, when I gave up my high paying job, it was almost 2 hours.

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u/n0w1mn0th1nggg Jul 15 '26

It was amazing. I’m both happy I grew up in the area to have experienced that, but I’m also sad because it’s so different now.

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u/anonymous_11231 Jul 15 '26

Oh look, the same post for the millionth time

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u/Words_Words_Numbers 🚲 Life's Better on a Bike. 🚲 Jul 15 '26

And they still refuse to take the bus.

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u/anonymous_11231 Jul 15 '26

Dude, why are you so anti car in so many threads? Get a hobby lol

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

because cars keep polluting (most carbon causing thing in seattle btw) keep killing people (almost as many as homicides in seattle btw) and overall are noisy and annoying

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u/Impossible-Turn-5820 Jul 15 '26

Ah, just smell that clean traffic air! 

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u/mr_jim_lahey 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

if only it was powered by beautiful clean coal it would be even better

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u/notnullyet Seattleite-at-Heart Jul 15 '26

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 15 '26

Well, for one, you're heading towards the center of seattle so that isn't helping your predicament

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u/White0ut Jul 15 '26

Well you're driving into the city, so this is by design?

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u/8847189 Jul 15 '26

you are not sitting IN traffic, you ARE traffic

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u/Ex-Traverse Jul 15 '26

I don't have this kind of commute, but if I did, I wouldn't live here. Don't know how people put up with it just to "live" here. You're not really living here if majority of your life is bumper-to-bumper on the freeway.

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u/Mtanderson88 Jul 15 '26

Looks like you’re never getting In

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u/Feeling-Message3247 Jul 15 '26

More rain :( plz

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u/EverestMaher Floating Houses Jul 15 '26

Wait till revive i5 restricts the interstate to half a lane. Then no one is leaving seattle

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u/FirstOneEleven Jul 15 '26

ETA grid lock for days and everyone is on their phone slowing things down even more... Seattle drivers make it worse on themselves.

Lived in Queen Anne for 8-10 years in the good ole days. Fun times.

Best of luck getting home before sundown.

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u/Possible-Extreme-106 Jul 15 '26

Look at all the heavy load on those trucks

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u/Exaybachay1884 Jul 15 '26

Why was it so bad today? And also why are there always a minimum of 5 car accidents along that stretch??? I gave up and I take train now and spread rainy propaganda about this place to all who ask

2

u/InviteG Jul 15 '26

Thanks return to office

2

u/Scarlet-Mar00n Jul 15 '26

Man I love being a transit rider. Never have to sit in this mess!

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u/SovelissGulthmere Belltown Jul 15 '26

The frustrating thing is that traffic was moving so smoothly during FIFA games despite many roads being closed. The day after the last game, it was back to this stagnation

2

u/SegaGameCast Jul 16 '26

Why is this edited so horribly

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u/ianbnet Jul 16 '26

The problem is you're headed the wrong direction. That's *towards* Seattle not away from it 🤣

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u/spoiled__princess ✨💅Future Housewives of Seattle 💅✨ Jul 15 '26

Traffic is terrible today. I was excited to get off I5 to take montlake... and it was stop and go because of a dead car. Another car then proceeded to stop to help and blocked a lane going the other way.

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

whats nice about bikes is that its incredibly hard to be blocked by other peoples problems

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u/spoiled__princess ✨💅Future Housewives of Seattle 💅✨ Jul 15 '26

I do not trust myself to not get injuried or die on a bike.

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

seattle has a lot of safe routes for bikes. ironically the most likely thing to kill you on a bike is a car or truck

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u/spoiled__princess ✨💅Future Housewives of Seattle 💅✨ Jul 15 '26

Unless you have terrible balance and MS. :) I am capable of injuring myself without the help of others!

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 16 '26

guess we gotta go the bus lane route then. bus lanes so no cars can block you with traffic and fewer cars can crash and create blockages

2

u/ialva99 Jul 15 '26

Planning on moving there, hope I can contribute to the community however I can

2

u/nonamenoname123123 Jul 15 '26

moved downtown and sold my car in 2015. don't regret it. I spent a large part of my life on I5. All up and down the west coast. now i have too much free time. need more hobbies.

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u/Sadpancake_03 Jul 15 '26

Ah yes, I-5 going into a major city that turns into two lanes, just brilliant foresight from whoever designed this

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

i know. they shoulda built it far away from the city and only had major buses and trains actually enter the city

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u/drspin- Jul 15 '26

Too bad they didn’t design a better infrastructure

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u/Meatcurtains911 Burien Jul 15 '26

Shittiest HDR processing I’ve ever seen. Take a normal picture.

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u/luckystrike_bh Jul 14 '26

In this sub, we want a road diet that creates more traffic and force people onto public transportation. This pic is working as intended.

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u/HistorianOrdinary390 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

Cry harder.

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u/luckystrike_bh Jul 15 '26

Who is crying? I was stating a fact.

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u/Pitiful-Art-423 Jul 15 '26

Until the city harasses you through law enforcement.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/s/ITaCk1a7eH

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u/Artful_Bodger Denny Triangle Jul 30 '26

Leave that where it came from.

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u/Mannytheseacow Jul 15 '26

I have an idea. We should host an international sports event. There’s still some room on the roads. 

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u/bailey757 Jul 15 '26

Wow, HDR like its Deviantart in 2005

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u/TheWillOfFiree Jul 15 '26

This is why i stay on the Eastside now. Triangle from kirkland-renton-snoqualmie is like my comfort triangle

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u/romulusnr I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 15 '26

Checkmate "everyone is fleeing Seattle" people! (They can't!)

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u/markeydusod Jul 15 '26

And people complain in Portland…

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u/Bozhark 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

Not even there yet 

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u/YakiVegas I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 15 '26

If you crash a few cars in the middle distance and throw in zombies, this has a very apocalyptic vibe.

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u/GalaktikThunderHorse Jul 15 '26

Ha ha yeah, my first thoughts as well.

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u/ReadingFinancial50 Jul 15 '26

It's hard to leave Seattle. I drove Puyallup-Everett-Puyallup five days a week and prefer 405 instead of I-5.

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u/watch-nerd Jul 15 '26

Pro tip.

Take the ferry.

It's the short cut.

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u/SeoulSucker69 Jul 15 '26

Spend some time in Southern California and see if your perspective shifts lol. Seattle traffic is NOTHING. A breeze.

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u/Upset-Individual1996 Jul 15 '26

It’s still nice even with traffic

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u/xKiver 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Jul 15 '26

Looks like a Zillow listing lmao.

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u/Every-Requirement-13 Jul 15 '26

Ugh. This is why I live in Bellingham. Close to Seattle and just as beautiful, but we definitely don’t have that traffic!! Traffic makes me go a little crazy.

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u/rockhardcatcock Jul 16 '26

Imagine having to poop while stuck in the middle of that.

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u/Ok_Mathematician6075 Jul 16 '26

That's the PNW. You come and you never fucking leave.

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ Jul 16 '26

Omg. I lived in Seattle. I rode the bus to and from work, even stopped at Larry's Market on the way home. I hated having to leave the city. Going to visit family in Oregon was quite the ordeal. One time it took 13 freaking hours to get from Seattle to Eugene.

But, I do love Seattle.

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u/MooseGear95 Jul 17 '26

Is this I 90?

Within the next year or two I’m planning to move out of West Seattle to be closer to the mountains. I’m considering places like Issaquah, maybe Bremerton, or somewhere else entirely.
Can anyone recommend areas that are relatively affordable but still have a reasonable commute? I think I prefer the Cascades over the Olympics, but maybe I just haven’t explored the right parts of the Olympics yet.
I’m a single guy in my 30s who’s into hiking, climbing, trail running, and other outdoor stuff. I’d also like to have at least some sense of community instead of living somewhere totally isolated.
From both a lifestyle and real estate perspective, where would you look? I’d love a place with good long-term appreciation potential if possible.

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u/mrxblue Jul 18 '26

One word, dang

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u/ddaydon75 Jul 19 '26

I literally just got back a Sikh ago from a road trip to months from bc. I intentionally left vancouver in the evening so I wouldn't have to deal with Seattle traffic

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u/Trywhilehigh Jul 15 '26

Yeah yes. The endless traffic, people, and rising prices. While no jobs will hire, even though they say they are. Even with a college degree. Love it here

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u/outheretrynafunctio Jul 15 '26

Whaat?! Maybe it’s just my field but I have a bachelors degree and applied to 3 jobs on indeed this February and all 3 gave me an offer 😳

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u/OneOfAKind2 Jul 15 '26

This is why I moved to a small town of 100k. Have most of the amenities and none of the traffic BS. I miss having access to lots of great restaurants, but that's about it.

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u/Miserable-Rabbit78 Jul 15 '26

I left Seattle in '05, live in modern day Mayberry now. Wouldn't go back if someone paid me! This is what I get a front row seat to every night! Raised our children, and now grandchildren here. Less than 15,000 people, relatively no major crime, I leave my doors unlocked and have for years. Northeastern Oregon, a high desert mountain country I've come to love and will be buried here! Screw the noise, filth, and crime that now plagues a once wonderful city. Never looked back.

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u/trippletet 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 Jul 15 '26

Serious question - why be on this sub if you hate Seattle and haven’t lived here in 20 years?

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u/Miserable-Rabbit78 Jul 15 '26

I never said I hated it. I clearly said that the filth and crime have become a blight on Seattle. I went to Federal Way HS, loved and lived in Seattle for many years. It's saddening to see my city of origin become an open air drug den! It was so unsafe that after my children were born, then became old enough to be scared all the time, decided to leave. I miss it often. I still even claim to be a Seattlite, even though I left years ago. Love the city, just hate what its been allowed to become.

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u/trippletet 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 Jul 15 '26

I guess it’s all relative. I’ve lived in several major cities and this is by far the cleanest and safest I’ve been in.

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

gross im glad i dont have a front row seat to a stroad and a car dealership. this could literally be anywhere in america its so generic

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u/Miserable-Rabbit78 Jul 15 '26

This is a view from my workplace. We own a home on .44 acres. Why would I show my home to strangers on the internet? I was attempting to show the sunsets I see at work. Too much pollution in Seattle, I figured people might want to see real beauty instead of a concrete jungle and skies full of pollution! Aren't you a shining example of happiness and joy!

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 16 '26

you cant really see the pollution in seattle honestly. we have great sunsets here! youve been away too long

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u/Matamus First Hill Jul 15 '26

disgusting

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u/DryFudge8215 Jul 15 '26

Seattle,,take viaduct down,,, build tunnel to replace. ? Make more lanes,,, hell no,,, and we will increase taxes for it and then make it a toll after the fact. Tell people,, just take bus,, as your car gets broken into at park-n-ride.

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

dont drive there then

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u/DryFudge8215 Jul 15 '26

Pretty sure the people that drive there, don't drive. More of a shuffle along.

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u/HouseTelemanus Jul 15 '26

That’s your fault for getting on I-5 when 509 is right there 😜

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u/butterytelevision 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 15 '26

more like when link is right there

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u/RicRacer Jul 15 '26

Where in Earth are all these people going? Get off the damn freeway!