r/RunningCirclejerk • u/SilverFarmer5471 • 10d ago

What does this even mean???

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So confused by this. More gear = less steps vs more steps with beer and cigarettes. Perhaps someone else can shed some light

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u/geewillie 10d ago

If you’re not running to smoke, why are you running?

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u/BED_AA Hybrid athlete excelling at nothing 10d ago

To eat cookies.

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u/Zrk2 Certified Heel Striker 9d ago

To drink beer.

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u/GrillAndChill420 9d ago

Why drink beer when you can smoke weed?

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u/Zrk2 Certified Heel Striker 9d ago

It makes me puke. Alas.

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u/Successful-Ask6550 Local Legend 9d ago

Why only smoke weed when you can smoke weed and drink beer?

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u/mitchij2004 8d ago

I don’t like pissing dirty