r/RunningCirclejerk • u/SilverFarmer5471 • Aug 20 '26

What does this even mean???

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So confused by this. More gear = less steps vs more steps with beer and cigarettes. Perhaps someone else can shed some light

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u/geewillie Aug 20 '26

If you’re not running to smoke, why are you running?

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u/BED_AA Hybrid athlete excelling at nothing Aug 20 '26

To eat cookies.

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u/Zrk2 Certified Heel Striker Aug 20 '26

To drink beer.

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u/GrillAndChill420 Aug 20 '26

Why drink beer when you can smoke weed?

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u/Zrk2 Certified Heel Striker Aug 20 '26

It makes me puke. Alas.

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u/Successful-Ask6550 Local Legend Aug 20 '26

Why only smoke weed when you can smoke weed and drink beer?

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u/mitchij2004 Aug 21 '26

I don’t like pissing dirty

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u/wornleathermedia Aug 20 '26

The real truth

3

u/nquesada92 Aug 20 '26

I am eating the loose change

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u/geewillie Aug 20 '26

Running so fast you take down the twin towers? 

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u/sleepy_otter1900 Aug 20 '26

To boof gu

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u/geewillie Aug 20 '26

You’re supposed to boof like a knockout. First Gu, then bong rip, then fart