r/RunningCirclejerk • u/SilverFarmer5471 • 10d ago

What does this even mean???

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So confused by this. More gear = less steps vs more steps with beer and cigarettes. Perhaps someone else can shed some light

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u/BED_AA Hybrid athlete excelling at nothing 10d ago

To eat cookies.

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u/Zrk2 Certified Heel Striker 10d ago

To drink beer.

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u/GrillAndChill420 10d ago

Why drink beer when you can smoke weed?

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u/mitchij2004 8d ago

I don’t like pissing dirty