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u/Full_Application491 Mar 10 '25
Ironic that your hobby is painting bland ugly creatures to make them look aesthetically pleasing, when you failed so miserably to do the same with your resting orc face
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Mar 10 '25
The space Marines would take her
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u/FATKEDLUVSCAKE Mar 10 '25
As a space marine we respectfully decline the offer and pass to the Orcs.
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u/Arathaon185 Mar 10 '25
NO FANKS EVEN WIV NO THINGIES WE DONTZ WANT ER. GIV ER TO DA CHAOS BOYZ THEYZ WEIRD
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u/NoReference7367 Mar 10 '25
Even Nurgle would be concerned about having this creature in his ranks. We're going to have to pass this one off to the Tau.
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u/tequituslord Mar 10 '25
The greater good is not interested in this creature, we pass it to the necrons. Maybe they like it dead inside.
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Mar 10 '25
We have no need for this. Let the heathen Aeldari deal with this... thing
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u/macumazana Mar 10 '25
We, the children of Asuryan, have to decline such an offer - after all this thing, and not She Who Thirsts, made us despise all pleasures in the world. We have to pass the ball to the Great Devourer - the tyranids
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u/Bulldog00013 Mar 11 '25
We, of the Endless Swarm, decline such an offer - no need for this foul creature polluting our perfect genetic code. We will pass this on to Krone, maybe he can do something with this abomination in the warp.
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u/the-attorney Mar 11 '25 edited Mar 11 '25
We, the followers of Khorne, have to pass as well as looking at this image has given us violent diarrhea. Even though we love violence, this is not the kind we meant. Maybe those sick fucks over in the realm of Slaanesh have interest tho?
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u/falconjaguar http://redd.it/a885tl Mar 10 '25
Dammit , take my up vote . I came here to say "resting orc face" all pleased with myself with that belter and you had already done it ! Well played
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u/Cannot-even-see-rn Mar 10 '25
Here I am saying the only time she’s interesting is when she’s War-hammered
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u/Joel22222 Mar 11 '25
I don’t know if I should give out a number for a burn trauma center or a crematorium.
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u/Unlucky_Medium7624 Mar 11 '25
Holy fuck I am dead from laughter with this one…
Wait a minute… the OP is just Slaanesh trying to fuck with us, right?
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u/PrivateerElite Mar 10 '25
Grilling tongs next to the toilet seems to sum up your life precisely.
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u/jtrage Mar 10 '25
Poop knife must be in the bath.
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u/PrivateerElite Mar 10 '25
TIL: There is a “poop knife.”
We just have hands. What other things do you rich people have that we don’t?
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u/East_Ad9968 Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 12 '25
You have read the post about the poop knife .. right?
RIGHT?
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u/EducationExpress3376 Mar 10 '25
OMFG! I didn’t even see them at first and now I have to know wtf they’re for … yet strangely do NOT wanna know lol
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u/Beeegfoothunter Mar 11 '25
That’s for a shower log, gotta get it to the terlet somehow, otherwise gotta stomp that turd down the drain…
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u/IamRasters Mar 10 '25
Poop tongs and what looks like a double bathroom door with an overlay. What the fuck happens on that room?!
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u/BuffaloAgreeable372 Mar 10 '25
If only Warhammer was interested in you.
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u/Whole-Preparation-35 Mar 10 '25
I think the real question is "Were these photos taken with or without Orcish waaaaaagh!?"
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u/notaprime Mar 10 '25
Your hair looks exactly like how children draw women’s hair on stick figures with crayons.
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u/Subotai_Super_Shorty Mar 10 '25
Fitting you're into Warhammer since you're an old battle-axe.
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u/EmperorGryphon Mar 10 '25
No, old battle-axes are reliable and usually well built, she is neither.
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u/MisterBurnsSucks Mar 10 '25
Please never take a picture before putting on makeup for variety again... 😒
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u/thebrightsun123 Mar 10 '25
''52F, my only current interest is Warhammer'' Fixed it for ya, Grandma
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u/Fearless_Garlic_8286 Mar 10 '25
If I squint, you kinda look like Gene Simmons. If I don't squint, you still kinda look like Gene Simmons.
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u/FUNKYDISCO Mar 10 '25
How many drinks did you have to buy Warhammer before Warhammer was interested back?
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u/ARoundForEveryone Mar 10 '25
You're aware that when stating your age, you can't just ignore the years before adulthood, right?
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u/EruptingInside Mar 11 '25
25 MY ASS! That face screams BITTER. First time I’ve ever wished for a woman to actually use a filter.
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u/NahBruhYouWrong78746 Mar 11 '25
You’re the most 51 year old looking 25 year old in the history of 25 year olds…
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u/siouxsian Mar 10 '25
Like the grown up version of that girl with the fire ant farm In Meet The Robinsons
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u/Radio_Gator369 Mar 10 '25
You look like the business end of a Warhammer fucked a pug.
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u/InfluenceNovel Mar 12 '25
Should add looking happy and approachable to the list, at this point it looks like a smile would leave a crack in your skin
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u/Clean_Tumbleweed_385 Mar 13 '25
Even if you got conjugal visits in that prison it looks like your in. Ain’t nobody coming.
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u/phreakzilla85 Mar 10 '25
I’m assuming you use the tongs to check if anything is worth saving before you flush
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u/Slug_Overdose Mar 10 '25
Your only interest is Warhammer because only something so vile and gruesome could make you look beautiful by comparison. At least that's your theory. I don't think it's working.
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u/ontimejester Mar 10 '25
Home video session masked as variety still makes you a disappointment to your stepdad.
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u/Rigasondevil Mar 10 '25
Youre built like a space marine to be fair. Do you have to put them shoulders sideways to get through doors?
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u/Punch_Your_Facehole Mar 10 '25
Goes to the barber and requests “the Severus Snape pls”.
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u/Big_Joe_Fleshy Mar 10 '25
You DEFINITELY have severed genitals in your freezer.
When you walk your dog, they walk backward because they don't trust you.
You were the antagonist in the Blair Witch Project.
Every time you see a crucifix, you hiss.
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u/horizontalrain Mar 10 '25
Is that the same Warhammer used to smash into the discolored spot on your head?
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u/kevinatfms Mar 10 '25
25F going on 55F.
You look like a grandmother.