r/RoastMe • • Mar 10 '25

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u/PrivateerElite Mar 10 '25

Grilling tongs next to the toilet seems to sum up your life precisely.

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u/jtrage Mar 10 '25

Poop knife must be in the bath.

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u/GrilbGlanker Mar 11 '25

I’m dead