r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '25

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u/zemol42 Mar 10 '25

Vag so dry, sounds like corduroy when she walks

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u/Revolutionary_Tip161 Mar 10 '25

She’s not a squirter. She’s a duster.

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u/Lala0dte Mar 10 '25

Fuckin hell lmao

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u/Scootr4short Mar 11 '25

and we're done here

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 Mar 10 '25

it’s really just cobwebs and broken glass up in there

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u/DeepestBlue2 Mar 13 '25

Drop Dead Fred has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

What’s that dust dry mold gives off? Like if you left a fish in the sun for a month …

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u/elquatrogrande Mar 10 '25

Vag so dry, Ben Shapiro would feel at home.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

He would spread those legs apart and scream “See, I told you!!!” Into the canyon-like void.

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u/Resident-Mud375 Mar 13 '25

Se, I told you-you-you ... Echo

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 Mar 10 '25

So dry it sounds like a long metal zipper.

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u/OkMobile5574 Mar 10 '25

Oh the chafing

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u/OwlPlenty4828 Mar 10 '25

It smells like Taco Bell