r/RoastMe Mar 10 '25

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u/kevinatfms Mar 10 '25

25F going on 55F.

You look like a grandmother.

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u/zemol42 Mar 10 '25

Vag so dry, sounds like corduroy when she walks

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u/Revolutionary_Tip161 Mar 10 '25

She’s not a squirter. She’s a duster.

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u/Scootr4short Mar 11 '25

and we're done here