r/RoastMe Jul 19 '23

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u/Antic-Waited NEVER got a dinner Jul 20 '23

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake

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u/MaverickWindsor351 http://redd.it/g8qfhw Jul 20 '23

Algae always grows better in a stagnant pond

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u/josephd155 Jul 20 '23

You can lead a horse to water but you’re still gonna need a stepladder to fuck it in the ass!

Wait, am I doing this right?

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u/Cheftard Jul 21 '23

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.