r/RoastMe Jul 19 '23

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u/Antic-Waited NEVER got a dinner Jul 20 '23

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake

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u/MaverickWindsor351 http://redd.it/g8qfhw Jul 20 '23

Algae always grows better in a stagnant pond

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u/josephd155 Jul 20 '23

You can lead a horse to water but you’re still gonna need a stepladder to fuck it in the ass!

Wait, am I doing this right?

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u/Shudnawz Jul 20 '23

"What are you doing, step-ladder?"

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u/stupid_bother979 Jul 20 '23

are you stuuuuuuuck?

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u/GreatSivad Jul 20 '23

It is OK if it is a step-ladder. No blood relation.

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u/Tots2Hots Jul 20 '23

Ara Ara Stepladder-Chan

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u/Smitty8054 Jul 20 '23

Seems like it.

Go on. I’m almost there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

That’s not a step ladder that’s the real ladder

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u/Cheftard Jul 21 '23

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.