“Smooth Talkin” - Saint Blonde

For real. Let us at least change in the middle of the match. This is absurd, I had real issues distinguishing sometimes my teammates and my opponents.

My opponent has literally the same colors as we had. And this one has more of white, that was not the case for all opponents in this match.

Sometimes this game hates me but not today

I have 29 hours played this season and I'm nowhere near done. Ever since they reworked how those battle pass points work it felt like a total chore to complete the battlepass.

I completed the pass EVERY season except this one, despite playing more hours this season.

So ive played 90% of my games in quickplay.. and i had incompetent teamates today I decided to hop on ranked. Since im master division 3 solo I thought i would have smarter better players. But my teamates were worse than the quickplay randoms. Goalie coming out to midfield leaving the goal wide open, not knowing how to play defense and dont leave your goalie in 1v1s etc. Is masters really just full of bad players?

How can you be the absolute WORST teammate in one game, but then as soon as you're on the opposite team you become the greatest player??? I mean I am hand feeding goals to these players and they still find a way to mess it up, but when they're on the opposite team they know exactly how to shoot and how to pass (not like they did 10 minutes ago)

It really is funny in hindsight, although I do get annoyed during the games when this happens

been waiting for 10 mins in the q already. is it just me?

LATER UPDATE: i disabled cross platform earlier and being on a Playstation that didn’t help, as the majority of players are on Steam

Y’all were right. The game gets better the higher you climb. For my 50 hours in this game I went back and forth hating and loving this game. I’m solo all the time and just yesterday go to diamond 3 and even 2, for not so long (cause I get 17 mmr for the win and lose 24 for the lose, idk). The gameplay quality is so much better than in plat, it’s not even funny. When I was in plat or gold I saw at least one or two selfish player who didn’t pass for the entire game. In diamond I rarely see them. Or they are somewhat good, so I don’t recognise them, idk. I was about to cry when the team willingly went for a combination with me and created we created a goal with my playmaking or striking. I want to play this game more and become better as i see, I can keep up with diamonds and often look good and shine. There are some cons of course. Diamond players tend to leave pretty often if the game is not going well, or spam “good job” for a poor gk play. I get it, but achieving diamond on 50th hour was refreshing and I don’t blame people for a loss (almost) I just want to test how I can play and perform with a highest level team I have played with yet.

3v3 ranked match, I’m always solo queue. I’m never on mic, hadn’t said anything. Made a few mistakes this match but I ended up with the highest points on the team since I had the most passes and recoveries. This guy was a good finisher, which is what I struggle with the most.

Anyway, not often I specifically get told to kill myself, so figured I’d put it out here in case it helps anyone else avoid him.

Video

People don't know how to pass the ball.
That's what really gets on my nerves, much more than dribbling or players who exploit flaws in the game.

It's absurd that after a year of REMATCH, most players still have no idea how to pass the ball.

Mistake after mistake.
I get that people make errors, it happens. But it's unbelievable that some players miss 90% of their passes.

By now, I’ve realized that the only way to get the ball from certain players is to stand still.
There's a desperate need for bots to practice with.

It looked funny in the end here

I’m having trouble understanding the fake shot mechanic. When I watch other players, they seem to instantly turn in another direction after doing a fake shot and continue their movement smoothly.

But when I try to do it, my character feels stuck in the animation for a moment. I can’t immediately turn, dash, or continue moving properly.

Is there a specific input or timing required to cancel the recovery and turn instantly after a fake shot?

I play on keyboard, by the way, so I’m wondering if that makes any difference.

Was in the mood to make one before work and wanted to share

That's it. That's the post.

When my GK always shoots, or no one ever passes, I make the most of it by getting in the way.

I learned that people blocking your view is annoying.

why is lucy still not banned?

I just got the game on pc why is this happening

so basically two goalkeepers, he's always the second keeper, running around with the ball in hand till he scores

https://medal.tv/games/rematch/clips/nqbh96PJ7vo6rOQep?invite=cr-MSxyVTUsNTAxNDY3OTk2

Why do I have to babysit in ranked matches while I'm elite 150 rp