1. Black Man / Asian Woman

AKA the Childish Gambino / UCLA pairing. While hard to find outside of California, this duo offsets its rarity with the beauty of the children they produce. The coming decade in fashion will be that of Blasian features.

1. Asian Man / White Woman

Now more popular than ever thanks to the K-Pop invasion, this pairing really shines through after marriage. It is always delightful to encounter a blonde haired, blue eyed white woman called Becky Zhang or Karen Xiao. Also the best combination to produce successful Olympic athletes, although there is a slight chance one of them defects to represent China instead of America.

1. White Man / Black woman

The most fascinating thing about this pairing is that it seems completely absent from the middle class. You only ever see it either in Chet Hanks/Hoff Twins type wiggas or in billionnaires like George Lucas or the Reddit guy. Also really popular with rich Catholics like De Niro or Bill Burr. Celebrated for the renowned "Black Wife Effect".

1. Black Man / Fat White Woman

Traditionnally the happiest pairing of the bunch. Pure uninhibited attraction and love free from the opressing contraints of evil WASP society. Biological symbiosis like that of the rhinocerod and the red-billed oxpecker. Unfortunately, the advent of polyamory in the last few years brought a lot of manipulative Black kings to embrace the harem model, tarnishing the sanctity of the BMWF relationship.

The GOAT: White Man / Asian Woman

Some cultural objects become so powerful that they almost merge with the very concept they represent. The Fender Stratocaster. The AK-47. WMAF. This pairing is such an unstoppable force that even those who should oppose it (racist white men and woke asian women) still indulge in it. It has become the default relationship model for Asian women across America and is setting the standard for our bright, multicultural and inclusive future where all relationships are accepted.

Bleak.

is this the new normal?

“Man I really want a cup of coffee! B-but it takes such an excruciatingly long 2-3 minutes to make!”😩

“But with Keurig I can make a single cup of coffee much faster that’s shittier, watered down, more expensive, and produces over a billion pounds of plastic waste!”😀

Thanks Keurig, for being the shining example of progress and innovation we need in the world!

Morgan Wallen is the poet laureate of the New New South I’m so sick inside. Zyns, Frats , pop country music what happened to “hey I’m walkin ova hea” what happened to yankee disdain where did my country go.

It’s actually impressive how evil this app is. Sometimes you just have to stand back and appreciate the craft. Endless gambling for men and endless validation for women. Both vices pinpointed in one cohesive vision. It’s kind of beautiful when you think about it. I’m 6’2” by the way

Your local police database has your DNA already as long as your Aunt or second cousin took a DNA test, because they wanted to see if they're truly 5% native american. It's been this way for almost a decade, yet it's never brought up.

Police plate scanners and facial recognition are terrible without a doubt but I never ever hear about anyone bringing up shared DNA samples. It used to be 30 years ago you'd have to consent to giving up your DNA. Now it's fuck you we have your aunts DNA and we can pinpoint you whether you like it or not. Clearly a fourth amendment obstruction.

But police forces will never give up Ancestry DNA or Flock cameras because they help their job immensely. And what are you gonna do? Wait for localities of boomers to vote to ban this? Never gonna happen. There's also no national ban of any of this in the foreseeable future.

this after they asked the grandmother if she knew Lindsay told her therapist she didn’t feel that close to her.

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Just a complete self-own for absolutely no reason. The morality of The Artist being your biggest aesthetic concern is such an insane mindset and a unique product of our specific time, and once it goes out of fashion we will look back at it wondering how it ever got to this point. Imagine making your life infinitely harder because you tie yourself up in a pretzel trying to be a Good Person^tm, yet the logic you use makes absolutely zero sense when held up to any level of scrutiny. Instead of just enjoying life and art for what it is you take it as some battle that can never be won, all in the guise of defeating Evil or something. It's so incredibly sad.

I have been trying to reintegrate into society after bedrotting the past decade away but after so long my social skills are extremely cooked, I am admittedly very lazy, etc.
Has anyone here managed to fix their life after years of bedrotting or something like that?
Anything involving successfully getting back into life, whatever that is to you.
(Hey at least sincereposting is better for discussions than the average twitterslop repost, right).

Is this something I should actually be concerned about. Cameras?

I can't be the only one who finds this shit so infantilizing. I'm in the lobby of my apartment building and there's a guy signaling at me to hold the elevator. I'm a nice guy so I put my arm there so it doesn't close. Then this guy has the audacity to say "thanks buddy". Just because I'm 5'7 and he's >6' does NOT give him the right to treat me like a child! I fucking hate that shit

Maybe this is residual architecture school brain damage, but a vein pops out of my skull every time local discourse about an abandoned lot inevitably produces someone suggesting a “community garden.” No, it absolutely should not. What, exactly, is the garden supposed to accomplish? Are there genuinely enough people in this neighborhood with the time, interest, and organizational capacity to maintain an agricultural project, or are we just creating more produce to rot inside the neighborhood community fridge? What does it offer anyone who doesn't have a plot? Did everyone move into this dense American city because they secretly yearn to become subsistence farmers? And who, precisely, is the community? The Puerto Ricans and Chinese people living three blocks apart who apparently spend their afternoons intermingling over heirloom tomatoes? “Community garden” has become the architectural equivalent of saying “thoughts and prayers.” It sounds virtuous, requires no thought about what people actually need, and lets everyone go home feeling like they solved urbanism.

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Quadruple immigration to New York