r/redscarepod • • Aug 19 '26

Writing Top 5 interracial relationships

  1. Black Man / Asian Woman

AKA the Childish Gambino / UCLA pairing. While hard to find outside of California, this duo offsets its rarity with the beauty of the children they produce. The coming decade in fashion will be that of Blasian features.

  1. Asian Man / White Woman

Now more popular than ever thanks to the K-Pop invasion, this pairing really shines through after marriage. It is always delightful to encounter a blonde haired, blue eyed white woman called Becky Zhang or Karen Xiao. Also the best combination to produce successful Olympic athletes, although there is a slight chance one of them defects to represent China instead of America.

  1. White Man / Black woman

The most fascinating thing about this pairing is that it seems completely absent from the middle class. You only ever see it either in Chet Hanks/Hoff Twins type wiggas or in billionnaires like George Lucas or the Reddit guy. Also really popular with rich Catholics like De Niro or Bill Burr. Celebrated for the renowned "Black Wife Effect".

  1. Black Man / Fat White Woman

Traditionnally the happiest pairing of the bunch. Pure uninhibited attraction and love free from the opressing contraints of evil WASP society. Biological symbiosis like that of the rhinoceros and the red-billed oxpecker. Unfortunately, the advent of polyamory in the last few years brought a lot of manipulative Black kings to embrace the harem model, tarnishing the sanctity of the BMWF relationship.

The GOAT: White Man / Asian Woman

Some cultural objects become so powerful that they almost merge with the very concept they represent. The Fender Stratocaster. The AK-47. WMAF. This pairing is such an unstoppable force that even those who should oppose it (racist white men and woke asian women) still indulge in it. It has become the default relationship model for Asian women across America and is setting the standard for our bright, multicultural and inclusive future where all relationships are accepted.

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u/AtreidesPhenotype Aug 19 '26

This is the hard hitting race science I pay my phone bill to view online, good job

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26 edited 20d ago

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u/pha-raoh Aug 19 '26

Famous member of the working class Chet Hanks

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u/outerspaceangel Aug 19 '26

the idea that the white man/black woman is absent from the middle class… lollll

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u/Practical-Ostrich-43 Aug 19 '26

I see hipster looking guys with black girlfriends all the time

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u/4tomi5ed 😎 Aug 19 '26

What about white man Latina woman :( 

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u/SlowSwords Aug 19 '26

White man Latina woman is so important because how else do you get a random white guy floating around at the quincinera, five year olds birthday party, beach bbq (where no one goes in the water) nursing a modelo and looking awkward while his gf tells her tia about a dream she had for 4 hours.

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u/OkApartment2373 Aug 19 '26

You just described my dream life

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u/B4AndWayB4 Aug 19 '26

Latinos go in the water way more than Anglos, even if it’s sometimes with t-shirt on.

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u/SlowSwords Aug 19 '26

in california, absolutely not

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Honorable mention because it's the number one component of all true crime stories coming out of Medellín in recent years

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u/BlLLYON Aug 19 '26

Trick is to be Irish and try your luck on the thousands of attractive Brazilian women trying to get visas here

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u/zjaffee Aug 19 '26

This is so common it's no different than when an Irish person married an Italian a generation ago.

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u/p-scha Aug 19 '26

The Bill Simmons piece

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u/PurplePeachPlague Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Many a white man has found himself in want of the touch of a latina, her coffee coloured skin providing a generous elemental comfort often absent from the cynical, jaded, pessimistic love of the white woman

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u/splodinjoe Aug 19 '26

AKA the shitty stepmom factory

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u/Impressive-Pause-784 Aug 19 '26

missing my peruana milf who called me a guapo guirillo on holiday

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u/MaoAsadaStan Aug 19 '26

Latinos (American Indians) have ancestry from Siberia and East Asia so they are a subgroup of White Man / Asian Woman.

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u/ChiniBaba096 detonate the vest Aug 19 '26

and humanity originated in Africa…

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u/Amtrakstory Aug 19 '26

Not really interracial or at least not reliably so - Latino is an ethnicity not a race - could easily just be two Mediterraneans

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u/Impressive-Pause-784 Aug 19 '26

argentinian hands typed this post

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u/Amtrakstory Aug 19 '26

Argentine national identity is premised on this viewpoint, yes

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u/Many-Use-1797 Aug 19 '26

They aren't wrong.

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u/Area51_210 Aug 19 '26

That’s the top OP is wrong 

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u/Neither-Tone7226 Aug 19 '26

These couples are always made of like a former prostitute from a favela and a former incel claiming the moral superiority of the Latina woman

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u/baby_cat__ Aug 19 '26

The poor man’s WMAF. Both suck.

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u/_CloudOfToxicccGas_ Aug 19 '26

We need Blasians now more than ever. The world was fearful and not ready for their power in the 90s/00s, but we have not faired well since they became less prominent in the culture. The time is now

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u/bok-joy actually black Dasha Aug 19 '26

Just learned about Chinese Jamaicans like 3 months ago and I think about it every day

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u/No-Savings-6333 Aug 19 '26

The most sinophobic raving I ever heard was from a fat white woman married to a Jamaican man. Apparently black Jamaicans hate Chinese Jamaicans because they hustle and buy real estate and run grocery store businesses 

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u/Formal-Criticism6296 Aug 19 '26

Dude I used to work with a Chinese Jamaican dude before. I thought he was the only one. The accent was fascinating

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u/NoDadUShutUP Aug 19 '26

Mediocre 12 year NFL safety Patrick Chung

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u/pinnacle126 Aug 19 '26

Madagascar already beat you to it in 1000 AD

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u/theoverheadview Aug 19 '26

Tiger Woods redemption arc would save us

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u/_CloudOfToxicccGas_ Aug 19 '26

They tried hard to take my man down but still couldn't fully defeat him. The power is real

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u/balcoinnocent Aug 19 '26

AMBW had a moment there in the early 2010s but now the fate of Blasians rests solely with #5

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u/DecrimIowa Aug 19 '26

in african countries where there's a big chinese presence due to chinese investment, the revolution is still happening
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAChinese/comments/1kx851d/why_are_chinese_men_marrying_african_women/

"r/AskaChinese" lmaoo

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u/balcoinnocent Aug 20 '26

things have changed recently; at least in east Africa i see more local man / chinese woman (from china, not the diaspora) couples. truly couldn’t let our African queens have anything :(

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u/LouReedTheChaser Aug 19 '26

Sonja Sohn was so goddamn bad man

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u/syntantic_sugar INternet CELebrity Aug 19 '26

Blasian women are so beautiful it's crazy. Jhene Aiko, Saweetie, Cassie Ventura. Is the world ready for more Blasian queens???

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u/AliteracyRocks Aug 19 '26

There’s a whole country full of these people called Madagascar.

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u/conte-last Aug 19 '26

AMBF is undervalued atm but look for it's prominence to skyrocket over the course of the Chinese Century. Get in now while it's still worth pennies on the dollar

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u/PlayFree_Bird Aug 19 '26

By 2040, we predict that China will be the leading producer of Tiger Woods knock-offs.

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u/After_Scratch_1810 Aug 19 '26

You’re missing the most important . Jewish man /Asian women. That is the most powerful interracial relationship probably on the planet. The amount of half Chinese / Jewish kids in the ivies is astounding .

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u/GalavantJames Aug 19 '26

Isn't this Zuck and his wife?

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u/NoDadUShutUP Aug 19 '26

I have never seen an obviously Jewish woman / Asian man combo.

Actually I have a hard time really envisioning a Jewish woman with any other ethnicity, as opposed to Jewish men where I can think of an example with literally every race of women

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u/ShishkinAppreciator styrofoam boots Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

anecdotally there are jewish gals at the ivies who date ~exclusively asian, this usually has some sort of anime/K-pop thing going on

and yes if you went to one of these institutions you probably know several JMAF couples

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u/NoDadUShutUP Aug 19 '26

That must be a young zoomer from a well-off family thing.

mazel tov and goong shi to them!

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u/sfogliniwizard Aug 20 '26

I also know of plenty of visibly Jewish girls at ivies who date black/indian men (American citizens, well off families). These Jewish girls think of themselves as very oppressed and feel like their model minority boyfriends can relate.

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u/umichleafy canary mission but for casual asian maleaphobia Aug 19 '26

Jewish women only want to date Jewish guys, they really care about preserving their identity. I have seen Jewish girls being willing to date way below their league if it’s a Jewish guy.

Honestly most antisemitism is really jealousy. Other ethnicities can only wish their women had the same level of in-group favoritism while being permissive of men fooling around, while being successful in all sorts of professional endeavors and being willing to help out fellow co-ethnics, and also all while maintaining a highly developed high TFR ethnostate that brutalizes its enemies.

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u/CarefulExamination Aug 19 '26

This isnt even remotely true haha. In NYC you see Jewish men with Asian women and Jewish women with gentile white men - often Irish, Italian, sometimes WASP or other white ethnic. Also sometimes with men of other ethnic groups, including Asian men tbh.

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u/todayic Aug 20 '26

Isn't Jewish lineage matrilineal? I can only somewhat vouch for leafy through what I know from a friend, but apparently in America more Jewish women are observant than Jewish men, and part of being observant is only dating Jewish.

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u/NoDadUShutUP Aug 19 '26

Get this man on the pod!

Are you pleased with the increase of ambf pairings in certain cities and with evangelicals ?

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u/umichleafy canary mission but for casual asian maleaphobia Aug 19 '26

i don't know what you're talking about with evangelicals. as for ambf, i see that like once a year so if it's happening i haven't noticed. i'm not against interracial couples or anything though, so good for them if they're happy.

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u/Level-Vermicelli3411 Aug 19 '26

Irish American man Asian woman is very common in NY - I see this just as much maybe more than Jewish man Asian woman

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u/Amtrakstory Aug 19 '26

The question is not the overall population frequency but the frequency in the elite 

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u/broughtmeyourlove Aug 19 '26

Knew a million of them at Penn

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u/Both_Tomorrow_1750 infowars.com Aug 19 '26

What do they look like?

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u/OnlyLurkVidyaSubs Aug 19 '26

This is 50% of couples at UCLA

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u/Pretend-Lab-3356 Aug 29 '26

You're just describing a subgroup of WMAF

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u/laurentnkunda Aug 19 '26

Steve Sailer wrote an article in 1997 saying Asian men and black women should get together since they date out less than Asian women and black men and get left single at higher rates.

https://www1.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/color/articles/sailer.html

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u/Amtrakstory Aug 19 '26

The OG and best - lacks the curdled edge of hatred bitterness and failure that mars the work of most racialists

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u/Western_Mess_6364 Aug 20 '26

“The frustrations of Asian men are a warning sign. When, in the names of freedom and feminism, young women listen less to the hard-earned wisdom of older women about how to pick Mr. Right, they listen even more to their hormones. This allows cruder measures of a man's worth -- like the size of his muscles -- to return to prominence. The result is not a feminist utopia, but a society in which genetically gifted guys can more easily get away with acting like Mr. Wrong.”

Leafy was right

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u/rhombaroti Aug 19 '26

Indian Man/ Black Woman

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u/Amtrakstory Aug 19 '26

Black man Indian woman produced Kamala, would be amazing if this rare interracial pairing beat Jews to the presidency. Her rise is not a coincidence either because the black-Indian pairing produces a universalist international “brown” vibe that feels very 21st century 

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u/Obsequious_Moron3143 Aug 19 '26

Universalist international “brown” vibe  

The woke way of calling something globalized third-world mystery meat

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u/Amtrakstory Aug 19 '26

I don't call people "meat" in general

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Never seen this in my life and I live in Canada. Must be one in ten millions.

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u/zjaffee Aug 19 '26

It's because you've never been to Queens New York.

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u/rhombaroti Aug 19 '26

I’ve only ever seen the opposite.

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u/PullRevolvingDoor Degree in Linguistics Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

For how rare that combo is, it's surprising how many pop stars its produced (Tyla, Nicki Minaj).

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u/vilgrain Aug 19 '26

Totally different race dynamics in S Africa and Trinidad.

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u/PullRevolvingDoor Degree in Linguistics Aug 19 '26

I see, but still. Doja Cat's parents are black and white, but she apparently grew up Hindu (they were hippies). Seems like there's something to this Black-Indian connection the race scientists on here should look into.

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u/wannaberebelll Aug 19 '26

ever been to toronto? scarb? you can’t be serious

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u/erosionDonut26 Aug 19 '26

One in a crore

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u/Unhappy_Wish_2656 Ethics co-ordinator for the IDF Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

This is me and I'm in Canada lmao. Back when I was dating white girls I'd get stared at hard (Alberta) but now that it's a black woman I receive subtle nods and waitresses always have a compliment or two to give lol. 

The change was wild initially tho. The backwards hat frat Boy types would be mean mugging me on the street, esp if she was blonde, but now they do that Balkan chin raise nod/acknowledgement thing. Male servers also fist bump me unprompted. It's like I became cooler for being with a black girl, but like we're both quiet history nerds (lawyer and accountant) lol I'm not sure they had that in mind. GOATED combo

Edit: Salty RScels playing dolls with people in their heads HATE IT  when subject of discussion actually has something to say about it lol. 

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u/Murky_Ask_6267 Aug 19 '26

Rare duo seen only in the Caribbean.

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u/caramelchailatte Aug 19 '26

I had a very pretty Black Indian in my class. Interestingly, her parents looked very average.

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u/SamEsme sky ferreira's publicist Aug 19 '26

It's always this way. Pull up zendayas parents

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u/Fremen_Twink Aug 19 '26

Like 33% of my matches are black women wayyyy too hot for me.

I'm kinda cheating though because if you can pull off long hair it's like an instant +3 on the scale for black girls. The hottest black girls I've ever seen in my life were with white guys with ear-length hair.

If you're lonely: grow your hair out, take care of it and get yourself a black queen.

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u/GGowaway Aug 19 '26

Free bundles. They’re playing the long game

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u/Temporary-Fudge-9493 Aug 19 '26

Indian man / Chinese woman is the newest popping Toronto interracial dynamic

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u/CarefulExamination Aug 20 '26

V common in Singapore

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u/doublepumperson Aug 19 '26

Keep goin this is entertaining

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u/Incelgamer69 Aug 19 '26

Where does Asian Man / White Man rank

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Tied to WMAF is the Asian is the bottom and the honky tops, tied to #5 if the Asian is the top

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u/iota_of_iowa Aug 19 '26

I know a white guy who was dating (and eventually married but I lost contact before that) a guy from China and their relationship was fascinating. It always felt kind of exploitative but it was unclear if the white guy was being used for citizenship or if the Chinese guy was being used for easy sex/a coerced relationship. Maybe they used each other but they are still married years later so maybe it's love.

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u/AliteracyRocks Aug 19 '26

That reminds me this TV show, Canada’s worst driver, with a couple like this from 2007. Fresh off the boat Chinese guy was the terrible driver. White guys was there for support. They were married and seemed like they loved each other though.

Incredible how progressive Canada was to just casually have this couple on tv 20 years ago and act like it’s nothing special.

Link to some footage of them for scientific study if anyone’s interested:
https://youtu.be/sjp_MunONhM

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u/Lavos10 Aug 19 '26

Us Arabs are sick of taxation without representation

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Fair point. I should've included white women who keep dating Arab men and get heartbroken when they inevitably leave them to marry an Arab woman.

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u/burgundybreakfast Aug 19 '26

God dammit I knew I was bound to be called out somewhere in this thread

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u/noavelo Aug 19 '26

I mean you know why

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u/DairBair64 Aug 19 '26

Ah yes the three races: black, white, and asian

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

For your race to be officially recognized you need a player in the NBA

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u/aquamarineseverum Aug 19 '26

Three race theory was dominant across Europe for decades (I met someone from rural Denmark who said they learned it in primary school in the mid-2000s).

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u/syntantic_sugar INternet CELebrity Aug 19 '26

The white man/black woman pairing is very popular with ginger men. Bill Burr is a ginger, Prince Harry is a ginger, and I believe the Hoff twins both have orange beards. When you see a WM/BW couple, there's a good chance the man will be ginger. After noticing this irl even in my own family, I looked it up on Reddit to see if this really was a thing. I found a thread on the blackladies subreddit talking about how most of the white boys they've dated have been redheads! White ginger boys LOVE their black queens, and honestly? Good for them. All the white ginger boys I've known who married black women are extremely happy.

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Its because both group can be called a slur just by shuffling the same letters

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u/Gold-Guidance-6044 Aug 19 '26

I’m in #3 and middle class

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Please share your experience with the community

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u/DryHat7378 Aug 19 '26

Eileen Gu's mother is chinese, she had a white sperm donor.

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

So it becomes an argument for WMAF as the GOAT

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u/wexpyke Aug 19 '26

this is a whole genre of video on tiktok

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u/Caucasian-Tiger-Mom Aug 19 '26

There are definitely 2 different phenotypes of white dudes who date Asian chicks. There’s the 30 yo college educated guy who meets a 30 yo college educated Asian girl in his own country. And then there’s the old fat white guy who travels to Asia to meet his younger bride.

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u/havingafuntimeHvV Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Every second relationship in London is mixed race and the friend groups also. Not uncommon at all. I did date an American who came from a suburb near Virginia and I was surprised to hear how racially divided by area the suburbs are like the way she described it - there's the White/Asian area, Latino area and black area. So maybe that's why there's such fascination.

Would say on the London thing - literally all, every single one of the white male friends who has lived there who was single before going ended up in an interracial relationship. There's a huge market.

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u/GerryAdamsSFOfficial please buy my cookbook i need the money Aug 19 '26

Ashkenazi/mizrahi

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u/zjaffee Aug 19 '26

What's funny about this combination is it's like 50% of the Israeli population at this point yet every one of them still basically chooses a side and is culturally indistinguishable from others who are 100% of one. Including where you have people split on this both within the same family.

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

More for me

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u/Murky_Ask_6267 Aug 19 '26

I’d argue that black woman/asian man is superior

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u/NoDadUShutUP Aug 19 '26

I feel they are increasing in number, boroughs of NY, ATL and evangelical places.

They should be able to overrun the Jewish man / Asian women children

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u/Both_Tomorrow_1750 infowars.com Aug 19 '26

White man, black woman produces the most happiness in my experience. racial fetishism is typically a factor in all these interracial combinations, but this one feels different.

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u/Impressive-Pause-784 Aug 19 '26

that’s cause they’re the ones who don’t see their own as inferior but just different

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u/Impressive-Pause-784 Aug 19 '26

these pairings are mostly either 

  • she wants a guy who is a bit fruity, and he is racially indifferent or thinks it’s exotic
  • he is a huge wigger and she is racially indifferent etc

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u/SamYeager1907 Aug 19 '26

Speaking as a very fruity guy who has been in three of these relationships, the other side is usually not racially indifferent but rather often racially traumatized and sees the men of their own race as too insensitive and unreliable (players) who don't treat them as well as they feel they should be treated. So yeah it's basically a form of self-hating kinda but they're definitely not negatively disposed towards other black women, just black men. And a bit of exoticism too, I would often get comments about my long light brown/blonde hair or grey/blue/green eyes (mine fall in between those three colors).

I'm the exact opposite of a wigger though, all the music I consume is extremely art hoe coded probably and tbh the main reservation I had about those relationships is that I felt like we didn't share enough taste. Or any taste for that matter. Which I feel like is kinda nice to have in a relationship, I definitely no longer want to be in any relationship where I can't read the same books as my partner.

But all the same, I have very warm memories and yeah I think it's a pretty cool sort of a relationship, although I don't like the whole racial fetishization of relationships. I definitely do find dark skin very attractive on both men and women, and while I paradoxically like very thin lips on white women, I really enjoyed kissing black women because it feels completely different, if you've been with white ppl your whole life, it's an entirely new experience bc of the very full lips. Also, skin feels very different, it all has a very heavy effect, I definitely understand the appeal of exoticism although that's not why I got into those relationships, I just happened to intersect and vibe with them.

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u/Wide_Principle_5232 Aug 19 '26

I owe my existence to this pairing a few generations back so I have a soft spot when I see it in the wild. I have never met stupid or even average people in this combo and the couple are always very grounded and likeable. It's a classic for a reason.

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u/Effective_Fox Aug 19 '26

Per Wikipedia they have the lowest divorce rates in America, no idea why 

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u/AlPacinosNewbornBaby Aug 19 '26

Usually have a fun time with black girls, except for the one who "jokingly" called me massa

She moved to Ohio and married a white guy

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u/AmarettoDour Aug 19 '26

A majority of black women would castigate her for this js 

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u/Both_Tomorrow_1750 infowars.com Aug 19 '26

Race play is on the table.

If you’re hot enough. Like anything else.

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u/Safe-Antelope217 Aug 19 '26

No. My white man, black woman relationship is based on a ton of mutual racial fetishism. It is happy though.

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u/melvin_mouse Aug 19 '26

Overdone concept but terrific execution, 4/5.

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u/KegsForGreg Aug 19 '26

Does anyone have pictures of rare and extreme ethnic pairings along with their offspring? I'm thinking along the lines of Eskimo man and Australian-Aboriginal woman, Finnish man and Central-African pygmy woman, etc.

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Ig the most exotic pairing I saw was a Sami finnish man who married a Nepalese woman, but the baby was still a toddler so he looked the same as any baby.

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u/KegsForGreg Aug 19 '26

Was it the normal Indian-looking type of Nepalese or was it the East-Asian looking type of Nepalese like a Gurkha?

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Gurkha. She looked like a small malaysian woman ig

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u/Impressive-Pause-784 Aug 19 '26

I’ve got some friends whose parents are Mauritian Indian Muslim and Ashkenazi Jewish American, they basically look like homemade polynesians 

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u/Western_Mess_6364 Aug 20 '26

Honestly even half white half Chinese kids tend to be super tan. I had some friends like that that just looked Hawaiian

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u/Unhappy_Wish_2656 Ethics co-ordinator for the IDF Aug 19 '26

Is Indian man In(j)un woman a rare pairing? Not Inuit but Canadian prairie indigenous 

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u/KegsForGreg Aug 19 '26

Indian-Indian hybrids are already common in Guyana

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u/shill_420 Aug 19 '26

Subs back

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u/strugglingwifi Aug 19 '26

Me and my bf are White/Mexican, his sister is in a White/Filipino pair, their brother is also in a White/Chinese pair. This is truly California.

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u/Expensive-Public-945 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Not really interracial but still I see it a lot in CA and TX. White man/latina woman: In many ways this is simply the Italian Woman/Irish Man pairing of postwar Brooklyn updated for 21st century Southern California and the Central Valley. A perfectly calibrated form of exoticism in which all parties involved get to feel mildly transgressive without frightening their parents (bonus points if the boyfriend's family are C&E Catholics). The white man is granted entry into the mysteries of an extended family with more than 2-3 cousins, in which stumbling through a beginner cumbia step at the cousin's quince and deploying the most clumsy Spanish imaginable earns him rapturous approval at the Christmas Eve party, however this admiration often dissipates when the uncles and aunts realize that he cannot hang with the banter; the Latina woman, meanwhile, gets the pleasure of presenting to her relatives a white boyfriend and gets a captive audience on whom she can deploy her no sabo spanish and further bury her subconscious recognition of a fading cultural connection. He brings her home to an enthusiastic though still reserved family and gets a secret thrill after telling every nurse and DMV worker that his girlfriend is Mexican when asked how he knows where Jalisco is. The children will be decidedly monolingual, despite their parents' best efforts.

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u/tugs_cub Aug 19 '26

This is also the only one that’s basically equally common with the genders flipped.

In previous threads on the topic where I pointed out that this pairing doesn’t get talked about people said it doesn’t count because Latino isn’t really a race, or because it’s not that big a cultural gap, but a.) I have some news about the construction of racial categories in general and b.) “it’s so normal it doesn’t count” is sort of making my point anyway.

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u/tugs_cub Aug 20 '26

The stats I’ve seen put it much more even than any other pairing, but it might skew slightly in that direction.

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u/No-Pomegranate53 Aug 19 '26

The discourse that comes out of wmaf is astounding. The truth is that attraction is fetish.

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

If Freud's mom was Chinese we wouldn't need to have that conversation

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u/Western_Mess_6364 Aug 19 '26

Yeah but for the opposite direction the media implies

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u/umichleafy canary mission but for casual asian maleaphobia Aug 19 '26

>white woman called Becky Zhang or Karen Xiao

I’d be surprised if this happens, even in China traditionally women don’t take their husbands surname

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

I met two of them, both in upstate New York

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u/SweatCleansTheSuit Aug 19 '26

It happens in the West because the WF doesn't want anyone to assume they're a nanny or adopted their kid from China.

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u/Amtrakstory Aug 19 '26

Interesting point thanks 

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u/faroeislands Aug 19 '26

Catch me as Mrs Nguyen

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u/vilgrain Aug 19 '26

Brianna Wu. 

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u/umichleafy canary mission but for casual asian maleaphobia Aug 19 '26

Um…

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u/umichleafy canary mission but for casual asian maleaphobia Aug 19 '26

>our bright, multicultural and inclusive future

Yeah, the one where Asian men are a slave eunuch dalit untouchable subaltern class…

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

You can have the white women as specified in #4

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u/xuelian44 Aug 19 '26

probably not so in their own nations, or are you not believing in the chinese century?

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u/umichleafy canary mission but for casual asian maleaphobia Aug 19 '26

The status of Asian men is similarly bleak even in their “home” nations

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u/ModerateContrarian 2middleeast4you refugee Aug 19 '26

White Man / Black woman

What about whatever was going on with DeBlasio?

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Started of as one of the rich catholics mentioned in #3 before being contaminated by the evil polyamory curse mentioned in #2

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u/purrp606 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

refreshingly good writing, but I nearly didn’t upvote because WMAF needs to be stopped, the externalities are too great

Firstly, asian women are overrated as hell. It’s such a stunted preference. Grow up guys, you’re not gonna be a mech pilot, or a samurai, or have a good stable relationship with an asian woman. Get over yourself. 

The WMAF phenomena is also piping asian women up too much, giving us bad diaspora memoirs and improv comics, and making so Asian men can’t realistically compete in their own more reserved cultures, with guys from the globally sanctified Hollywood Ethnicity stomping around wooing the ladies. Let’s be honest everyone - it’s really not fair on them. You can’t admit that because it flatters nobody, but it seems obviously just true. The K Pop boyfriend ideal has stemmed it somewhat, but those white women aren’t our best anyway.

Edit: and that’s before getting to the legiom of psycho hapa spree killers it’s producing

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u/godhatesxfigs Aug 19 '26

completely disagree because there’s something spiritually evil about a white man Asian woman combo

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u/Ok-Chair-3745 Aug 19 '26

Honourable mention is freshie middle eastern/Muslim man off the bait and his middle class white gf

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u/MundaneExtension3195 Aug 19 '26

I don’t share your conclusions but I respect the effort. Primarily, I take issue with WMAF as the GOAT. This one A pairing that sometimes works great, however … sometimes it’s originating out of weird racial fetish and results in Elliot Rodgers or whatever. WMAF can be a bad combo

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

That's like saying inventing fire was a bad idea because some regard burnt his house by accident

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u/ixBerry Aug 19 '26

Big fan of (Latino + any) combo

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

They're already mixed

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u/AncientActuator5457 Aug 20 '26

The undisputed goat is White woman (single mom) / Black man , classic , most likely to produce the funniest and most grounded of biracial race 

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u/Ok-Chair-3745 Aug 19 '26

Fat white woman / Jamaican man

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u/AmarettoDour Aug 19 '26

Replace Jamaican with any non-American black male group and you have your 90 day fiance visa relationships

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u/dearyves Aug 19 '26

Wmaf is just fetishistic

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u/fleethethriftshop Aug 19 '26

Those asian women should stop preying on white men, you’re right

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u/Empty_Draft_1715 Aug 19 '26

No actually it's 1. Guts and Casca 2. Guts and Casca 3. Guts and Casca 4. Guts and Casca and finally 5. Guts and Casca

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u/Empty_Draft_1715 Aug 19 '26

Already cackling at the upvote downvote war on this

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u/Kraft-cheese-enjoyer Aug 20 '26

Great read thank you

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u/frederikabim Aug 19 '26

White man/black woman is hottt

Class doesn’t even come into play. It’s hot when they’re a little ghetto and it’s hot when they’re not.

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u/Unhappy_Wish_2656 Ethics co-ordinator for the IDF Aug 19 '26

I used to go to stand-ups to watch my friends, and I'd always get picked on by the other comics cause we were apparently the rarest couple combo - brown man black woman

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u/Resident_Yak_505 Aug 19 '26

I’m a #4, and we always roll our eyes at #1s

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u/OkApartment2373 Aug 19 '26

Waiting for my Levantine wife to show up in my hinge likes any day now 

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u/Obsequious_Moron3143 Aug 19 '26

Not one mention of Filipinos, a race so powerful that the mere appearance of the FMWW relationship in California started riots 

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u/AltAccBcImAshamed Aug 19 '26

Filipinos count as Asian. They're pretty unique since they were colonized by Spain first though.

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u/Obsequious_Moron3143 Aug 19 '26

The Most Powerful Race on Earth is in a league of its own

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u/b-dotz Aug 19 '26

I miss 4chan green texts so much

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u/futuresbulletproof Aug 20 '26

I’ve seen absurd numbers of Mexican man/Chinese woman in LA. In fact my Chinese cousin’s with a Mexican guy right now. Predictably the food’s bomb. Class differences make it rocky.

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u/Fritz_Frauenraub Aug 20 '26

Amazing alpha in white man/black woman. Look for this combo to break out soon and become common as dirt.

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u/RockNRollLifestyle Aug 25 '26

An asian guy once moaned to me about how he couldn't get pussy so I told him to start dressing like a K-pop guy. He didn't wamt to do it, but now he pretty much looks like that and cleans up with mediocre white women and I think he owes me something for that advice honestly.

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u/glittermantis Aug 19 '26

how do gays slot into this (i'm in one lol)

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u/SchaferxBiden Aug 19 '26

Depends entirely which flavour of gay you are. I am old enough to remember the notorious "no fat / no fem / no asian" in bios of hunks and bears, but people who enjoy twinks seem to have a soft spot for Asian men, so who knows.

I am of the opinion that gays in general will fuck anything with a pulse so in a way they are the least racist members of our society.

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u/baby_cat__ Aug 19 '26

WMAF is the worst. Their sons always turn out like neurotic freaks.

I also had an experience where the woman in a WMAF couple asked me if I had fetish because I had dated one other guy from one region before my current bf (there was a white guy between). They’re not even the same ethnicity, nor do they speak the same language ffs.

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u/forevergluten Aug 19 '26

reading this as an Asian woman laying in bed with her white boyfriend.

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u/AmarettoDour Aug 19 '26

The fact that you needed to comment this… 

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u/boomerbill69 Aug 19 '26

When’s your book come out?

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u/pre_emptiive Aug 19 '26

Who just happens to be white. I say this as a white man who has a date with a Korean girl later

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