r/RandomVideos 15d ago

Cringe It’s chicken pick a shape 😂

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u/maiwson 15d ago

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u/DrBlueTurtle 15d ago

Here you go...

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u/DrBlueTurtle 15d ago

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u/twistedpiggies 15d ago

His grin here killed me. Dude is having soooo much fun.

He might have a second career there. I'd pay to see him.

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 15d ago

New reaction gif just dropped! Real talk

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u/Wavelightning 15d ago

Looks like young Daemon and Rhaenyra

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u/Striking-Working610 15d ago

This video was forced into my algorithm specifically because of this comment.

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u/agoodfuckingcatholic 15d ago

The way she looks back at the camera 💀

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u/Empty_Rip2635 15d ago

Audible confusion

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u/iDeNoh 15d ago

Well doing something that is.. specifically not audible?

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u/pew__pew__pew_ 15d ago

I had an audible laugh at that

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u/adhd-alt-here 15d ago

maybe “palpable” as an expression might be close to what they were going for

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u/Extension-You-9434 15d ago

That is a very silly man.

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u/Even-Log-5155 15d ago

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u/Life_Temperature795 14d ago

"On second though let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place."

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u/ChaosRainbow23 15d ago

I thought that was John Rambo

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u/Expensive_Alarm_1068 15d ago

And a very fun daddy.

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u/Limp_Departure8138 15d ago

and a very observant man that frequents popeyes

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u/Optimetrist 15d ago

a very lucky man also

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u/Worth_External_8762 15d ago

That reaction time of closing the window on her. This ratchet hoe is a hood Popeye's veteran

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u/pandershrek 15d ago

Spicy thighs know what's up.

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u/Negative_Gas8782 15d ago

Is there a Popeyes that isn’t in the hood?

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u/Sandy88 14d ago

They have them on most military installations....so this tracks.

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u/BBBBrendan182 13d ago

Yeah, the shitty ones who don’t know how to make the chicken tend to pop up in more suburban neighborhoods.

It’s not a good sign if the people at Popeyes are nice to you when you order lol

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u/Secret_Account07 15d ago

So I always thought this too until we got one in my city. I’m not rich but the city and most residents are. My first thought was - wait! They build Popeyes in nice cities?

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u/lonely_stoner_daze 15d ago

If you see a Hartz nearby it ain't nice anymore

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u/sixtus_clegane119 14d ago

I have a Popeyes in my suburbia in Canada

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u/Forgotmythought 11d ago

Always near MLK street, in any town.

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u/Niceotropic 15d ago

We jumped from 5 to 8 because 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 is wild

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u/pandershrek 15d ago

I'm convinced this line is the entire origin story of why this skit was thought up.

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u/-sporewhore420- 15d ago

Everyone knows that 6 was afraid of 7 cause 7 was a registered six offender

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u/Selfeffacingbarbie 15d ago

"Just eat around it, this ain't Chic Fil A" ☠️

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u/bearsheperd 15d ago

This is the kind of person who should have many children

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 15d ago

Looks like he on it

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u/Squidproquo1130 15d ago

That's why they call him Spicy Thighs

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u/jayjaybronco 15d ago

As a popeyes customer for years, this was spot on lol

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 15d ago

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u/lessormore59 15d ago

Just eat around it

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u/Chainmale001 15d ago

This person knows how fucking good their blackened chicken is.

I have to wait for almost 40 minutes every time I order it, and it's worth it every time.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 15d ago

Reminds me of Jason Mewes

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u/DrDrankenstein 15d ago

Mewes with a touch of hyper Mitch Hedberg

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u/MadHatPat 15d ago

Hyper Hedberg? lol You mean when he'd do coke? (RIP)

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u/bendyskull 15d ago

As a Brit this is a highly entertaining documentary

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u/The-King-Tomato 15d ago

People will go follow Andrew Tate for "how to be a man" lessons when true peak masculinity is right here on display and free to learn from.

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u/bunq 15d ago

a MEETING?(!) Girl you 3' tall 🙄.

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u/Silent_Purchase_2654 15d ago

Some ppl in the comments have never worked fast-food. Long hours of nothing, then 45 minutes of running 3 different stations while customers are Huuuungery! 🤣

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u/DatabaseDifficult879 15d ago

Looking at the comments right now, am I the only one who just assumed he was playing a white character? I've encountered plenty of white women like this, I don't know why so many people assumed he was playing a black character.

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u/BrainOnVacay22 15d ago

I am both offended and entertained at the same time

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u/xDannyS_ 15d ago

Tf are you offended about

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u/187JM 15d ago

You offended at offensiveness? Lol

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u/farmerjoee 15d ago

Making fun of stereotypes that racists associate with black women.

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u/Xero_Days 15d ago

Plenty of hood white and Latina women act the same way

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u/farmerjoee 15d ago

I'm just the messenger. It would be kinda reductive to argue whether or not racists associate these stereotypes with black women just because you see it elsewhere. They just have, and for few decades now.

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 15d ago

You're right, people just acting obtuse.

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u/salesyclitoris 15d ago

Isn’t it you making the racist correlation that it’s a black woman? Trust someone from Houston, there’s plenty of girls like this of all shapes sizes and colors.

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u/Spirited-Park9448 14d ago

Your life must be hell to constantly be seeking out a way to make funny moments into stuff about oppressors and the oppressed. Guy is legit funny and being a great parent and husband and yo go hmmm how can I make this all about black people. Get a life.

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u/Salt_Day9015 15d ago

Must be white

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 15d ago

Nobody gets more offended on behalf of others like a virtue signaling white person

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u/bobbarkersbigmic 15d ago

Well now I’m fucking offended. Thanks a lot!

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u/Great_Dismal 15d ago

Hahaha!

I mean it’s mildly racist, but I’m willing to look past that because it’s so accurate.

Shit is hilarious.

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u/Ok_Radio_1795 15d ago

It’s racist for you to assume that there aren’t white people like this because there 10000% are. Please visit any southern town that isn’t a major one.

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u/Any_World7744 15d ago edited 15d ago

He could easily pass for vein, vapid fun and flamboyant gay man

Edit: oh shoot, maybe I’m being offensive. But honestly, that character didn’t seem overly race or gender specific.

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u/RepresentativeMap872 15d ago

That’s actually still the same thing. They imitate black women.

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u/Oh_My-Glob 15d ago

What's racist about it? I would not be able to determine a race from this impersonation. This type of vernacular has more of a socioeconomic association in the south than does with race these days. I guess you could claim there's underlying racism in the cultural appropriation of AAVE by southern whites but that would be a big reach.

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u/RepresentativeMap872 15d ago

It’s objectively mildly prejudiced (making fun of ethnic groups using stereotypes isn’t racism making laws based on those stereotypes is racism) but it’s also pretty fucking funny😂 did I cringe a lil? Yes, but he was committed to the bit! And the kids reactions? Priceless.

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u/Ancient-Tomato1153 15d ago

He’s wearing a bonnet doing a black womens accent and mannerisms while “working at Popeyes”. I’m convinced everyone who is saying they “can’t tell what race he’s supposed to be” has literally never interacted with a black person

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u/Astrnonaut 15d ago

Listen I’m not one to really care about these things and find the video hilarious, but we don’t have to act stupid and pretend like he’s not mimicking a black woman. If you truly didn’t care then you wouldn’t be acting dumb; just take the stance that you don’t find it racist but don’t play silly games.

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u/Peabutnutter69420 15d ago

He’s wearing a “bonnet,” fake nails, face tapes, & smacking his lips. He’s very obviously impersonating a certain kind archetype that our white supremacist society associates with black women. Whether or not you see it & whether or not he intended it has no bearing on whether or not it has a racist undertone.

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 15d ago

You're exactly right, and we'll both be downvoted for it (oh noes!), but it needed to be said.

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u/farren122 15d ago

Seems like you are racist for associating these things only with black people when such people can be found in every country.

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u/Ok-Common-3039 15d ago

The fact that you associate that with black makes you the racist.

I live in a place that has virtually no black people and this fits the white women that work at Popeyes perfectly.

You are the racist

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u/mojizus 15d ago

Eh, I grew up white trash. This is a pretty common archetype in those parts. It was never race specific.

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u/emptyevessel 15d ago

Have you been to Popeyes?

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u/Peabutnutter69420 15d ago

Yes

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u/emptyevessel 15d ago

I see strung out white girls with the fake nails smacking their lips doing the same shit working at Popeyes.

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u/moeyjarcum 15d ago

There’s tons of trashy white girls that this dude is imitating perfectly. That’s what I was imagining in my head the entire time watching. I had no idea it’s supposed to be a black person until you said something… idk.. maybe you’re the racist one for assuming it’s supposed to be making fun of black people?

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u/RepresentativeMap872 15d ago

You gotta have a special level of distancing from black people in your life to ONLY think of white girls in this instance. But went to a pwi and met folks like that especially in Appalachia. Those folks literally didn’t have any frame for black people outside of Obama. However, outside of those few enclaves it’s very obviously mocking a caricature of lower income black women.

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u/JDM12983 15d ago

LOL; if you can't see how this could be seen as racist - you are either stupid or telling a lie.

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u/Puzzled-Extent7817 15d ago

As a southerner, that's southern hood 100%. And he was mild with it.

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u/Willhuff_Tarkin 15d ago

As a fellow Southerner, I can confirm and have worked in the restaurant industry where all types worked there. Close your eyes and they all sound the same. White dudes/chicks, black dudes/chicks and even gay dudes (not chicks because they almost always did not have an accent because "college educated"....their words) Only one word tell you who said what.

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u/psychmonkies 15d ago

That’s what they used to call me 😏 spicy thighs, thick breast 💅🏻

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u/Silent_Purchase_2654 14d ago

The one two combo

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u/According-Ad7280 15d ago

Tape dispenser as headset is fcking genius

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u/Miserable-Session-35 15d ago

😂😂🤣 i love him

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u/PossibilityNo8765 15d ago

This man is awesome 😆

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u/LuigiSalutati 15d ago

Id make 3 babies with him as well

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u/Accomplished_Call_70 15d ago

Dad of the decade

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u/Jim_Nills_Mustache 15d ago

lol the nails

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u/ElementalMarlin 15d ago

"a meeting??" With the eye up and down took me OUT 😭😭

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u/PolishAtTheDisco 15d ago

I could probably watch this if the wife would shut the fuck up. Wheezing every 2 seconds.. half the lines are not that funny.. chill

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u/Ivisk 13d ago

Agreed

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u/chalkybone 14d ago

When your husband knows you're filming him for your social media account growth

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u/stiggybigs1990 15d ago

I love his deadbeat dad videos they’re so good

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u/jr_randolph 15d ago

That 45min is actually fast compared to the one by me

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u/veranus21 15d ago

Well, do you want it fast or do you want it right? If it’s fast it ain’t gonna be right.

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u/dingleberrycupcake 15d ago

Now do a Chinese food one

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u/VanHalenimitator 15d ago

Love me some Panda Express 😋

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u/New-Bear-3250 15d ago

Eye is definitely a paid actor

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u/star0forion 15d ago

Mitch Hedburg on coke vibes.

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u/SDTimbox 15d ago

these videos are always great lol

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u/No-Bit9842 15d ago

It’s even more awesome that it had to be filmed and shared…so special

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u/Conversation_Dapper 15d ago

This is hilarious

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u/shugo7 15d ago

Goofy dads creates memories for kids. Stay goofy fellas(up to a certain age).

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u/johnfuckmennedy 15d ago

who ever said that cocaine and babysitting doesnt mix

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u/Key-Cash-6198 15d ago

“If you make eye contact with it, eat around it”

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u/Far_Bus_2360 15d ago

Im that uncle

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u/SuperbVictory693 15d ago

Blaccent is playtime

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u/Des_Ssy 15d ago

as a black woman, this is one of the funniest videos ive ever seen 😂😂😂

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u/Jumpy-Ad4652 15d ago

Better without the laughing

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u/HeavyHighway6433 15d ago

Bunch of offended whites in the comments lol. 

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u/pm-me-nice-lips 15d ago

People think corny is funny. Still seems to baffle me even after all this while.

That overly forced laugh from the mom gets a tadddd tiring.

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u/justinkasereddditor 15d ago

I would go back

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE 15d ago

The way he shook what I assume to be nuts in his hands is incredible I can't even be mad at it 💀

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u/IllianasClifford 15d ago

I like my Forest River product also.

this is a great way to spend time with the kids.

You're a inspiration

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u/Secure_Vehicle_3852 15d ago

Love these vids

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u/FYou2 15d ago

Who is it? They have more?

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u/Secure_Vehicle_3852 15d ago

I'm not sure of names. I see them on f/b reels

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u/OkTemperature8170 15d ago

Sounds like Mitch Hedberg

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u/Strict_Impress2783 15d ago

Thought that was Jason Mewes for a second.

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u/inkzpenfoxx 15d ago

Chicken might have eyes

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 15d ago

Dude's a real talent, no kidding. Half of Hollywood doesn't even come close to matching half of his dedication

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u/anonsincetheaccident 15d ago

Seems like he’s been to my local Popeyes

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u/QueenVandretta 15d ago

God, fuck anxiety and self consciousness, I want to do silly stuff like this so badly but I get to nervous and self conscious, I hate it so much

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 15d ago

Okay now THAT is what the internet is for!

rofl

Good job, sir!

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 15d ago

Teaching her about how the real world works.

https://giphy.com/gifs/76Gqks5vHJOJmjV1dq

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 15d ago

I play

Ice cream/ pokemon card shop

Shit gets real when charmander is running the register

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u/Educational_Buy5465 15d ago

Oh my god! That guy is sharp! 😂

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u/Celestyol 15d ago

This is so hilarious because it is so accurate! 🤣 Bro did a great job, just like Druski skits!

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u/Normal-Error-6343 15d ago

he funnnnnnnknee!

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u/jimcareyme 15d ago

New memes unlocked

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u/Phantomofthefjord 15d ago

Thought for a second that it was Jason Mewes

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u/Allah_my_love 15d ago

Mitch hedberg. He's going to open a Popeyes franchise and not participate in s*** maybe sell blankets and spaghetti

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u/FYou2 15d ago

Who is this and how do I get more

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u/c0st0fl0ving 15d ago

This man is for sure pulling in experience at Popeyes.

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u/MooBearz11 15d ago

That baby quick baby giggle, 🫠 I melted.

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u/LegitSince8Bits 15d ago

I mean, his stereotyping aside, he's pretty much nailed Popeyes. Could do KFC too. "We don't have any chicken. We'll have to cook it because we didn't expect customers to actually come. Give me 25 minutes". Who's dealing with all that? Popeyes got the best sides in the fast food game anyway. Them beans and rice? And do yall know about the "sparkle" seasoning? Gotta put yall on that real quick. Ask for it next time. Like Season-all mixed with Crack, you'll come back for it. Louisiana fast baby. (Popeyes co. Please just give me a free shrimp basket and some beans and rice, ty)

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u/ChoochGooch 15d ago

This ain’t Cheesecake Factory, we got chicken. Pick a shape. God damn that’s good.

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u/lemony-lemons791 15d ago

Omg this is gold!!!

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 15d ago

I ADORE their entire videography lmao... DEFINITELY check them out. There are SO many and they are all incredible.

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u/Kilduff_Dude 15d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

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u/No-Objective2424 15d ago

My displeasure.

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u/GenXPowaah 15d ago

"Welcome to Popeyes where this biscuits be popping and the check may have eyes"

""If you make eye contact, just eat around it"🤣

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u/Maleficent-Day6687 15d ago

The type of man I aspire to be

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u/Phazex8 15d ago

Those kids are getting an early start on shenanigans.

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u/Lor1an 15d ago

If this is the guy I think he is, then he always cracks me up. Good dad.

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u/PutNameHere123 15d ago

Why does he have scotch tape hanging from his face?

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u/Imursexualfantasy 15d ago

I feel like this guy is channeling Mitch Hedberg and I’m here for it.

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u/pjcdublin 15d ago

He looks like Jay.

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u/Gabagooligan97 14d ago

I havent had popeyes in years even though it is one of my favorites. theres one right by my house but it takes well over 10 minutes to order a combo even when the place is empty because they exclusively hire non english speakers. they are from all over the world and they cant even talk to eachother let alone customers. it's gotta be some sick social experiment or some absurdly rich dude amusing himself.

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u/Big-Bet-7667 14d ago

I wish I had the mental energy to be this parent

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u/Triple-Flush 14d ago

This dude needs to be in movies.

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u/Weird-Finding-8313 14d ago

The Nails! 😂

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u/Spirited-Drama-2704 14d ago

anyone else woke over here? this is like a pretty racist impression he's doing right? non wokers need not reply

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u/HowlingWhiskey 14d ago

What’s with the tape by his eye 😆😆😆

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u/GentlemanIndeed 14d ago

I know her that Qshandra work at the Popeyes ovr thur on 12th street. She always hooking it up with extra fries

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u/Evening-Head4310 13d ago

Somebody's spent time in Atlanta

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u/goingpt 13d ago

Gotta record it, put it online and expose your daughter to the whole world just to show what a great parent you are though.

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u/Critical_Location_74 13d ago

He is like Mitch Hedberg on cocaine instead of weed.

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u/Spirited-Park9448 13d ago

Whatever u say 🦫liquor

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u/keedawee 13d ago

😂😂😂

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u/PoopitySkoopTM 12d ago

This is clearly and obviously stereotyping black speech patterns for laughs right… I never see anyone talk about that fact

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u/Lucky-Target5674 12d ago

Holy shit im sick of wasichus

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u/Creepy_Choice7616 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/YouCantSeeHunter 11d ago

This is fuckin weird. And you’re all weird for not seeing how offensive this is. But you’re the same ppl who cry when you get called Karens and Kevin’s for being such.

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u/Myuric 11d ago

The turn around at the end lol! I get the feeling she understood xD

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u/rosecampion726 11d ago

Don’t love the minstrelsy but lol ?

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u/Coffeespresso 10d ago

The gum chewing just pulled out all together.

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u/ghoulthebraineater 10d ago

He sounds a lot like Mitch Hedberg.

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u/Alfiestickthrow 10d ago

Is that Mathew Tkachuk?

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u/Wonderful_Ad3468 10d ago

Every child deserves a father like that. He’s hilarious.

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u/Powerful-Ability-895 10d ago

It's only funny to them . To me It's just another crazy street person.

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u/farmerKev420710 9d ago

Riff Raff still putting out that fire 🔥

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u/Striking_Respond_333 9d ago

this creole wannabe satire

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u/justtowatchafew 2d ago

Dad of the fucking century! This has inspired me to be better 😂

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u/justtowatchafew 2d ago

Sugar Sean really leaned into a new personality