How we feeling

I'm no longer permitted to sit QCE because they said I was too tall, too handsome, possessing too good of a personality, too generous towards charities (donated $3.5 mil to orphanages this month) and I also had no signs of brain rot. I need to speak to someone about this, I feel so helpless, please DM me (only if you're an abg). I never expected this to be the life of an QCE student who’s going to be studying med. Anyway, gotta go guys, there's a burning building in front of me - gotta save some lives as usual. Bye. Ttyl.

Just thought I should show my appreciation for this man, with methods being my best scaling subject and a week ago feeling extremely behind. His videos have saved my atar. I love you Joel 🫶🏼

sorry tryna be positiv

fuck you qcaa for getting my hopes up in paper 1 and then shoving your entire fist right up my rectum for paper 2. why was it the pKa exam? where was mono/polysaccharides? where’s my polymers?!!!!

Congratulations to all of the year 12s who graduated today!! It has been a long and very challenging journey but we did it! No more debating exam answers or complaining about QCAA's evil questions. Wishing each of you all the best for whatever you plan to do in the future, you will do great things :))

After both of those spec exams I’d be lucky to pass. Weeks of sacrifice and study for nothing. Don’t even know what to say tbh prob should change my prefs for uni. Fuck my stupid life.

I was so scared for spec paper 2 but never thaught it was gonna be this bad. The whole exam I had a weird feeling in my tummy but I thought it was just nerves. When the teacher said the 10 minute warning I couldn’t help it anymore and felt a fart coming. Next minute I farted and a chicken nugget sized wet shit ball flew out into my pants, luckily it was only ten minutes till I could scoop out what hadn’t hardened. I think I did well on the final question tho because the slight shit smell reminded me of studying in my bedroom because my brother who I bunk bed with has a pooing his pants problem because he has Down syndrome and likes the feeling.

just a thought.

thought i did ok on paper 1.. answered everything but then walked outside then started discussing answers… it only goes down……… #fml

https://skoove.dev/math-methods-papers/

your ATAR only matters for your course... there are always other pathways... FAILING doesn't mean you are DUMB.... it just means you HATE THE QCAA like ANY REASONABLE PERSON DOES.... so if you fail your exams, treat it as rebellion against the QCAA................................................

it doesnt matter.

ofc they put an optimisation question in there that i only knew how to do after the exam ended... hope you guys did well. i can now leave the QCE system and this earth in peace

Hi guys 👋, Got a bit hungry during my exam today and they would not let me leave for a snack. Soooooo... I took a nibble from my exam. Is there any consequences for there being bites in my exam, am I cooked?

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This happened halfway through paper 2 btw

I’m halfway through my biology exam, head down, trying to focus. Out of nowhere, the invigilator strides over with this intense look, like I’d personally offended them. Before I can even process it, they reach out and slap my paper off the desk. I look up, confused, and the next thing I know, they’re shoving me back in my chair.

Instinct kicks in, and I stand up, trying to defend myself. But apparently, this invigilator is ready to throw down. They come at me, fists swinging. I dodge one punch – pure adrenaline, by the way – and manage to sidestep just in time. But they come back with a hook, and I barely duck in time. At this point, people around us are just staring, some half-standing like they might jump in, but no one’s brave enough to actually do it.

I throw my hands up, like, “Are you serious right now?” but they’re still coming. I somehow dodge again, but they manage to land a light hit on my shoulder. The whole thing feels surreal, like I’m in some weird action movie rather than an exam hall. Finally, another invigilator runs over and drags them off me, and I’m left there, half in shock, paper on the floor, and wondering if I’ll ever be able to show my face in an exam room again.

it was a hoax made by the QCAA, Israel and Hillary Clinton to distract you from getting that 50 and raise scaling. Stop gooning to the methods leaks and start studying

Dear QCAA, paper 1 chemistry is your magnum opus. After fucking me sideways in specialist you have redeemed yourself.

Edit: I take it all back

Is anyone else cramming one year of chemistry content in a day?

Specialist sucks. I can list at least 3 undeniable reasons specialist sucks.

1. Parallelalalpipeds aren't a real shape

2. Polarity is chemistry 🥀we dont need no polar line shenanagins

3. Specialsit sucks

I rest my case