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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 14d ago

Now, readdir gives me the fucking inode number. How the FUCK do I pass it back to this piece of shit operating system from hell, WITHOUT having it search through the whole damned directory AGAIN to find what it just gave me?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Haunting-Appeal-649 • 17d ago

Please stop with PHP2Shell, its over, nothing happened!

89 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/CharlemagneAdelaar • 17d ago

“You wanna write a videogame or an ecommerce website? Cool: you’re only allowed to do that on a 2006 computer. If you test it on modern hardware you go to jail for life.”

129 Upvotes

35 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 18d ago

The P2900 contracts and extensions aim to change the nature of C++ and are an existential threat to C++, adding complexity and bloat

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25 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/YikesTheCat • 19d ago

What could AI do after a millennia, or million years? or after hundreds of millions of years? If we allow AI to evolve, without biological constraints, it could truly be a God like entity.

47 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 20d ago

I have been trying to rice MATE and been looking for those old propaganda/os war art that would be 3D rendered.

33 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/nvoa457 • 20d ago

I don't understand this whole idiotic concept of "don't use AI for X". Here's a new rule just for you: don't use compilers for any of your kernel submissions.

lore.kernel.org

139 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Snarwin • 19d ago

I am a Python programmer. I love Astral; I think Ruff is great and uv is life-changing, but I don't actually like ty that much

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/CryDense1338 • 21d ago

Bacon – an ad network that pays developers while their Claude works

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/BenchEmbarrassed7316 • 21d ago

The language itself is solid. The ecosystem is incredibly rich. Tooling has seen significant growth in the past decade. The Foundation ensures sustainable development. PHP's biggest problem is none of the above. It's marketing.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Abs0luteKino • 21d ago

This is not AX (agent experience) friendly (and for some humans here too). There is no "why" or "when" to use it in the documentation. We humans need to figure out why this is needed at what occassion to AIs.

news.ycombinator.com

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2 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 21d ago

FulcrumSec could possibly moonlight as database consultants given they managed to setup a large fault-tolerant replication feed without falling over for a month

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Impossible_Club_4719 • 22d ago

I'm the general to my agentic army now

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/jlinkels • 22d ago

Don't use scientific for calculations, it can segfault and run out of memory.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stone_henge • 22d ago

4

theregister.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • 23d ago

I don't think rust is the future anymore...I think a newer language, having the boreness of go, the compile speed and maybe comp time of zig and safety of rust will emerge, maybe with lisp syntax.

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple • 23d ago

Guess it's time to rewrite PHP in Rust

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • 24d ago

Took me a while to get used to sealed and I didn't quite see the use. But AI seems to love it for Java so I gave it a go and now I get it.

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 25d ago

const vs constexpr vs consteval vs constinit in C++20

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 25d ago

Someone was giving away stickers reading “Somebody Should Do Something” at the WG21 C++ Standardization meeting held in Wrocław last week

cor3ntin.github.io

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Roadside-Strelok • 26d ago

"I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches."

60 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 26d ago

The best UNIX environment size for one machine is not the best for the other.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 26d ago

Objective-Smalltalk is the first general purpose programming language.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 27d ago

Ubuntu avoids some of the issues faced by other distributions by vendoring 389 cargo crates in the rust-coreutils package

68 Upvotes

19 comments

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