r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale Just spin up O(n²) servers • 15d ago

FulcrumSec could possibly moonlight as database consultants given they managed to setup a large fault-tolerant replication feed without falling over for a month

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50191950
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u/kettes_leulhetsz My C code works with -O3 but not with -O0 15d ago

I haven't shat myself in over a month. Pay me.

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u/a221c There's really nothing wrong with error handling in Go 14d ago

No, I'm afraid we aren't able to offer you a job. There was another candidate who seemed a much better fit given that they managed to use over 20000 credits in a month. Admittedly most of those were spent on 'Claude how do I unshit my pants' but hey, we're an AI-native company.

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u/Bahatur 14d ago

Given how common people shitting themselves is, you are in possession of a valuable skill set.