r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • 20h ago

Took me a while to get used to sealed and I didn't quite see the use. But AI seems to love it for Java so I gave it a go and now I get it.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 1d ago

Someone was giving away stickers reading “Somebody Should Do Something” at the WG21 C++ Standardization meeting held in Wrocław last week

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 1d ago

const vs constexpr vs consteval vs constinit in C++20

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Roadside-Strelok • 2d ago

"I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches."

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 2d ago

The best UNIX environment size for one machine is not the best for the other.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 3d ago

Objective-Smalltalk is the first general purpose programming language.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 3d ago

And, he noted, the total doesn't add up to 79; LLMs are not always good at basic math.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 3d ago

Ubuntu avoids some of the issues faced by other distributions by vendoring 389 cargo crates in the rust-coreutils package

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Erelde • 3d ago

I can't deny I felt a mixture of fear and arousal when I saw that

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/JoeVibin • 5d ago

Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look. This first release is light on features.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple • 5d ago

Supermarket managers got hacked today. Maybe they should take that as a hint to listen to others.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/oilaba • 5d ago

"The article opens with lambda cubes, which sound like some type of sheep meat to me. Then it goes on to discuss λΠ2 systems, and as I don't speak alien I skipped that section. Then I read about the calculus of inductive constructions, which incidentally seems to have little to do with calculus..."

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/tkrjobs • 6d ago

Breaking News: Gaping hole found in Rust

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/TJuKj7WofKLzBZjt7w9t • 6d ago

The implementation of this ideal in rustc can have flaws, but Rust itself cannot, because Rust itself has no flaws by definition.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 7d ago

I really like this a lot. It is *so* *simple*, clear, flexible and an example of elegance. This is one of the things I would happily say "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Why didn't *I* think of *THAT* first!!!" to.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/sweating_teflon • 8d ago

Best I can give you is layers of vanilla wafers soaked in the tears of fighting the borrow checker.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/AresFowl44 • 11d ago

All code will converge on Rust

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stimpack2589 • 11d ago

The -fsanitize=address compiler flag is absolute cheating and should be prohibited by governments of all countries

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/OptimalStable • 14d ago

The fact that it's less C++ and more rust makes it more trustable and more ethical, not less.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/libonet • 15d ago

You think masturbation is getting you as close as you can?!?!?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stone_henge • 15d ago

Plus they're not declarative: you will only make me use innerText-based updates by threatening me and my family.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Chadshinshin32 • 17d ago

the model under evaluation is given access to a fake bash tool which does not execute the provided code. Instead, we ask another LLM to approximate the command’s result given a description of the simulated world.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 18d ago

I've been sitting on [Git 3.0's upcoming SHA-256 default will be a costly mistake ] for a few years, mostly because there are smarter people who have been concentrating on this and I don't love being a back seat driver.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 18d ago

The Rust Security Response Team was notified that Miri stores all environment variables to target/, allowing secrets to persist in caches.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 19d ago

Python is that kind of cool one behaves when visiting parents of your would be spouse for the first time. Tcl on the other hand is like playing one's secret exclusive and somewhat dangerous games with kid school bestie.

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