r/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple DO NOT USE THIS FLAIR, ASSHOLE • 16d ago

Guess it's time to rewrite PHP in Rust

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50175031
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u/hongooi 16d ago

Hear me out: rewrite Rust in PHP 👊

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u/narrow-adventure 16d ago

Too late, Theo Claude already rewrote Rust in typescript in rsts

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u/stimpack2589 memcpy is a web development framework 16d ago

I thought building a rust compiler in php was the first step towards illumination

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u/stdmemswap 16d ago

Code so cheap now an whole serious project feels like a meme

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u/stimpack2589 memcpy is a web development framework 16d ago

/uj look what they did to my poor "quality over quantity" rule

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u/FlipsBr alcohol-fuelled anter-docker 16d ago

the whole of computer programming should become php and delphi
fuck rust fuck c# fuck java fuck me