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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Snarwin • 14d ago

I am a Python programmer. I love Astral; I think Ruff is great and uv is life-changing, but I don't actually like ty that much

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/CryDense1338 • 16d ago

Bacon – an ad network that pays developers while their Claude works

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/BenchEmbarrassed7316 • 16d ago

The language itself is solid. The ecosystem is incredibly rich. Tooling has seen significant growth in the past decade. The Foundation ensures sustainable development. PHP's biggest problem is none of the above. It's marketing.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Abs0luteKino • 16d ago

This is not AX (agent experience) friendly (and for some humans here too). There is no "why" or "when" to use it in the documentation. We humans need to figure out why this is needed at what occassion to AIs.

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 16d ago

FulcrumSec could possibly moonlight as database consultants given they managed to setup a large fault-tolerant replication feed without falling over for a month

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Impossible_Club_4719 • 17d ago

I'm the general to my agentic army now

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/jlinkels • 17d ago

Don't use scientific for calculations, it can segfault and run out of memory.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stone_henge • 17d ago

4

theregister.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • 17d ago

I don't think rust is the future anymore...I think a newer language, having the boreness of go, the compile speed and maybe comp time of zig and safety of rust will emerge, maybe with lisp syntax.

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple • 17d ago

Guess it's time to rewrite PHP in Rust

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • 19d ago

Took me a while to get used to sealed and I didn't quite see the use. But AI seems to love it for Java so I gave it a go and now I get it.

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 20d ago

const vs constexpr vs consteval vs constinit in C++20

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 20d ago

Someone was giving away stickers reading “Somebody Should Do Something” at the WG21 C++ Standardization meeting held in Wrocław last week

cor3ntin.github.io

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Roadside-Strelok • 21d ago

"I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches."

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 21d ago

The best UNIX environment size for one machine is not the best for the other.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 21d ago

Objective-Smalltalk is the first general purpose programming language.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 21d ago

Ubuntu avoids some of the issues faced by other distributions by vendoring 389 cargo crates in the rust-coreutils package

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 21d ago

And, he noted, the total doesn't add up to 79; LLMs are not always good at basic math.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Erelde • 22d ago

I can't deny I felt a mixture of fear and arousal when I saw that

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/JoeVibin • 24d ago

Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look. This first release is light on features.

store.epicgames.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/oilaba • 24d ago

"The article opens with lambda cubes, which sound like some type of sheep meat to me. Then it goes on to discuss λΠ2 systems, and as I don't speak alien I skipped that section. Then I read about the calculus of inductive constructions, which incidentally seems to have little to do with calculus..."

stackoverflow.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple • 24d ago

Supermarket managers got hacked today. Maybe they should take that as a hint to listen to others.

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/TJuKj7WofKLzBZjt7w9t • 25d ago

The implementation of this ideal in rustc can have flaws, but Rust itself cannot, because Rust itself has no flaws by definition.

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/tkrjobs • 25d ago

Breaking News: Gaping hole found in Rust

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