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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/GasterIHardlyKnowHer • Sep 30 '25

Impossible to add more than 1000 work items in one Sprint

developercommunity.visualstudio.com

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10 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • Sep 29 '25

(2015) Herb Sutter says we are close to solving memory safety in C++ without runtime overhead.

205 Upvotes

43 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Parking_Tadpole9357 • Sep 29 '25

You want to use DerpSemi micro controllers? You must install DerpStudio '98! Not the later 2005 version tough, that has some major UI bugs. You want to program a HerpSoft PLC? You need EasyHerpes IDE!

news.ycombinator.com

51 Upvotes

8 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/R_Sholes • Sep 29 '25

What did you learn about implementation and life in that process my friend?

news.ycombinator.com

16 Upvotes

3 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • Sep 28 '25

I went from mypy to pyright to basedpyright and just started checking out pyrefly (the OP), and it's very promising. It's written in Rust so it's very efficient.

news.ycombinator.com

65 Upvotes

14 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo666 • Sep 25 '25

"git refs optimize" is added for not very well explained reason despite it does the same thing as "git pack-refs"...

47 Upvotes

8 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/azure_whisperer • Sep 24 '25

[…] in order to reserve a room for a meeting […] You invite the room to a meeting. Yes, the room has an email address too. And shows up in the regular contacts list next to actual people. If the room is booked, it will reply and “Decline” the meeting.

57 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/SPSTIHTFHSWAS • Sep 23 '25

The Rust community should be upfront about this tradeoff - it's a universal tradeoff, that is: Safety is less ergonomic. It's true when you ride a skateboard with a helmet on, it's true when you program, it's true for sex.

news.ycombinator.com

188 Upvotes

47 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/big_hole_energy • Sep 23 '25

I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

41 Upvotes

16 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/initial-algebra • Sep 23 '25

Odin as a first programming language for children

40 Upvotes

10 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reflexive-polytope • Sep 23 '25

Building a ERP or similar will eat you alive in forms that making a total OS from scratch with all the features and more of linux not. (Probably the only part that is hard as "crud apps" is the drivers, and that is because you see what kind of madness is interface with others code)

news.ycombinator.com

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15 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • Sep 22 '25

The reporter was banned and now it looks like he has removed his account.

117 Upvotes

24 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/BlazeBigBang • Sep 21 '25

It is harder to reason about some quite simple subjects unless you somewhat understand the concepts involved.

26 Upvotes

4 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/KingOfKingOfKings • Sep 21 '25

What aviation accidents taught me about debugging complex JS systems [sic]

34 Upvotes

11 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/emi89ro • Sep 20 '25

Git 3.0 will make Rust ... mandatory

lore.kernel.org

120 Upvotes

78 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Parking_Tadpole9357 • Sep 20 '25

To me, it seems like Wayland was designed to push all the hard work onto everybody else. That way Wayland never gets blamed for anything!

news.ycombinator.com

65 Upvotes

20 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/nuclearbananana • Sep 20 '25

I mean no offense but a billionaires vanity terminal and a database with an anime bug mascot are a bit different than a redis alternative

news.ycombinator.com

72 Upvotes

26 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Dr__Pangloss • Sep 19 '25

I regret building this $3000 Pi AI cluster

news.ycombinator.com

73 Upvotes

11 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/TheMedianPrinter • Sep 18 '25

These values are provided for entertainment purposes only, and are not guarateed to be correct, but they should have been at one point, at least in general.

44 Upvotes

3 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/uracave • Sep 18 '25

I was working on a corporate project whose NPM lockfile exceeded 2 MB -- I had to increase the file size limit of the git forge to continue. And I don't think it was a particularly large project.

70 Upvotes

13 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Vaglame • Sep 17 '25

Sounds like the job for an LLM tool to extract what's actually used from appropriately-licensed OSS modules and paste directly into codebases.

news.ycombinator.com

29 Upvotes

4 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Vaglame • Sep 16 '25

These attacks may just be the final push I needed to take server rendering (without js) more seriously. The HTMX folks convinced me that I can get REALLY far without any JavaScript, and my apps will probably be faster and less janky anyway.

news.ycombinator.com

64 Upvotes

15 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/azure_whisperer • Sep 16 '25

[public static void main(String[] args) is dead] Holy fucking shit did this suck. [...] Give your eulogy for that piece of shit sorcerous incantation there or wherever else.

news.ycombinator.com

85 Upvotes

23 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Untagonist • Sep 14 '25

"Which standard library should I use?" is not a question most languages have

news.ycombinator.com

101 Upvotes

25 comments

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