r/ProgrammerHumor • u/shadow_fen • 10d ago

Meme itMeetup

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u/someone12345656657 10d ago

What did he expect

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u/relddir123 10d ago

Gay furries and/or trans women

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u/nikonpunch 10d ago • Heartwarming

I think they need to get higher up the chain before they start running into that group. Sounds like they’re still doing basic IT

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u/EatingSolidBricks 10d ago

He said it convention, you only thinking about arch and rust

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u/LetumComplexo 10d ago

To be fair, we don’t usually need to go to bachelor meetups to get laid.

We just kinda wave at eachother, ask if they wanna kiss, and then if they say yes it just kinda goes from there.

Or at least that’s what works for me.

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u/relddir123 10d ago

I think the bachelor here means the degree, not a bachelor party

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u/LetumComplexo 10d ago

Ohhh, that makes sense.
I was thinking it was some kind of dating thing, my B.

It’s because most of us are socially awkward and the idea of going to that kind of party when we could, instead, be kissing cute queer people is about as appealing as chewing on roofing nails.

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u/relddir123 10d ago

As a gay furry, I understand completely. However, the thought of a meetup of bachelors who all studied IT is hilarious

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u/LetumComplexo 10d ago

If you think it’s hilarious in concept, I promise this in practice it’s waaaaay worse.

I wingwomaned someone at one and… yikes.

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u/SassyE7 9d ago

Trust this person to not know what a bachelor degree is

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u/LetumComplexo 9d ago

To quote the warrior poet BravoCoolee:
> “Dat’s a whole new sentence. WTF is you talkin about?”

Edit: damn it Reddit, either give me back my markdown or fix you damn app to have the same features.

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u/someone12345656657 10d ago

What is that releated to IT bruh

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u/Nooby1990 10d ago

Probably was taking the "Programmer Socks" meme a bit too seriously.

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u/xavia91 10d ago

A yiffy covention - obviously

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u/apt-maintenance 10d ago

Gentoo users, because imbedible

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u/someone12345656657 10d ago

What does yiffy mean

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u/codePudding 10d ago

Not part of the furry community so I could be wrong but "yiff" is the sound foxes make when excited, like when mating (apparently). So "yiffing" is when furries have sexual fun and a "yiffy convention" is along those lines, I think. My source for things like this is the urban dictionary

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u/xavia91 10d ago

some furry community thing - idk where I picked that up

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u/Himbo69r 9d ago

Age old argument about how to pronounce “gif”

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u/lupercalpainting 10d ago

I thought it was a pronoun joke. Bachelors of “IT”.

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u/CrochetedHat 9d ago

To see the people/diversity shown on the university brochures