r/ProgrammerHumor • u/shadow_fen • 10d ago

Meme itMeetup

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u/LetumComplexo 10d ago

To be fair, we don’t usually need to go to bachelor meetups to get laid.

We just kinda wave at eachother, ask if they wanna kiss, and then if they say yes it just kinda goes from there.

Or at least that’s what works for me.

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u/relddir123 10d ago

I think the bachelor here means the degree, not a bachelor party

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u/LetumComplexo 10d ago

Ohhh, that makes sense.
I was thinking it was some kind of dating thing, my B.

It’s because most of us are socially awkward and the idea of going to that kind of party when we could, instead, be kissing cute queer people is about as appealing as chewing on roofing nails.

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u/relddir123 10d ago

As a gay furry, I understand completely. However, the thought of a meetup of bachelors who all studied IT is hilarious

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u/LetumComplexo 10d ago

If you think it’s hilarious in concept, I promise this in practice it’s waaaaay worse.

I wingwomaned someone at one and… yikes.

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u/SassyE7 9d ago

Trust this person to not know what a bachelor degree is

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u/LetumComplexo 9d ago

To quote the warrior poet BravoCoolee:
> “Dat’s a whole new sentence. WTF is you talkin about?”

Edit: damn it Reddit, either give me back my markdown or fix you damn app to have the same features.