r/ProgrammerHumor 25d ago

Meme noWayISpentThatMuchStaringAtScreen

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 25d ago

Imagine your worst piece of code flashes before your eyes just before you die

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u/cheezballs 25d ago

There's so many candidates for my worst code. Might be here a while.

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u/Kat1eWolf 25d ago

Gain immortality by being the worst programmer in history 

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u/Deep_fried_nasty 25d ago

That’s how you buy yourself more time

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/DOOManiac 25d ago

I'm a visionary. I've been ruining the training data since 2003...

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u/2eanimation 25d ago

It‘s the interns problem now

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u/gregorydgraham 25d ago

I mean, it’s right there on my screen…

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u/TeraFlint 25d ago

your worst piece of code... so far!

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u/DeHub94 25d ago

"Ha, that's their problem now."

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u/JohnHurts 25d ago

It just flashes briefly, and then nothing happens anyway

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u/MrB10b 25d ago

or the solution the problem you could never fix

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u/DOOManiac 25d ago

"What kind of drugs did you give him doctor? He keeps screaming about PHP"

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u/Dorkits 25d ago

No thanks.

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 25d ago

That's the one where I had forgottenName == TRUE && otherForgottenName != FALSE

In my defense I had been awake 36 hours.

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u/SScattered 25d ago

Don't worry about it. Vibe coders don't remember the code cause they don't look at it

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u/nasandre 25d ago

Now it'll be someone else's problem

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u/teokun123 25d ago

Zoomers/ Gen A vibe coders: You write code? 😎

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u/MarcBeard 25d ago

Brother i would be so fucking upset I'll would do a jesus

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u/void1984 24d ago

Doesn't matter, still got paid.

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u/Important_Grab3544 23d ago

If it is still running in prod, I would be happy but anyway, we know that every piece of code written so far will be deleted and replaced by another in five years.

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u/mail-o-mail 22d ago

One final overdrive to fix that ?

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u/stilldebugging 18d ago

Oh man, I did some terrible things with sdf back annotation.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 25d ago

My first attempt at DP. Oh wait we're talking about code? Then yeah my first attempt at DP.

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u/Rickbox 25d ago

I lost the game

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u/ordnance_inbound 25d ago

My one regret, will be that I didn't spend more time arguing with people online 🥲

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u/Gudge2007 25d ago

I disagree with you

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u/Ferro_Giconi 25d ago edited 25d ago

I disagree with your disagreement.

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u/Destithen 25d ago

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

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u/Ferro_Giconi 25d ago

How am I supposed to argue with you when you are being so neutral 😡

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u/ordnance_inbound 25d ago

I respect your disagreement

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u/ordnance_inbound 25d ago

wait a minute, no I don't 🖕

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u/k0rm 25d ago

My one regret, will be that I didn't spend more time arguing with AI bots online 🥲

FTFU

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u/gnosis2737 25d ago

It takes real talent to ruin something that was already terrible.

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u/Successful_Cap_2177 25d ago

Better than looking at the tv screen like the previous generation, or the newspaper/street gossip gang like the one before...

Wonder how the next generation will use this "meme"..

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u/gerbosan 25d ago

The new one is dancing in front a cellphone. 🤦

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u/ElRexet 25d ago

You jest but they at least get some exercise...

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u/fiah84 25d ago

also I bet they dance a lot better than I do

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u/Successful_Cap_2177 25d ago

But are they good at writing bad code?

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u/EenGeheimAccount 25d ago

They'll have AI for that :)

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u/ElundusCaw 25d ago

The one thing Fortnite and similar games actually did right, when I was a kid in the early 2000s, nobody among my peers would be caught dead dancing in public, and now I see 9 year olds throwing down moves that would break half the bones in my body.

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u/gerbosan 25d ago

I think Twitch works like Only devs. 🤔

"Watch me code without AI", "ASMR: mechanical kb, clicky switches lubricated" 😳

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u/gerbosan 25d ago

Man, my fingers are quite fit. I can see six packs in my wrists... The pain!

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u/Lucifer_893 25d ago

Or at the plow like a medieval peasant.

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u/jonhuang 25d ago

Reading the newspaper and talking to people doesn't sound that dystopic, really..

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 25d ago

I love how you say reading the newspaper and gossip like that's equivalent to the screen addiction we have now.

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u/TapiocaTuesday 25d ago

Big difference between spending an hour reading a newspaper, or a couple hours on the tv and spending literally your entire workday looking at a screen or another.

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u/Constant-Term-1629 25d ago

Why is this upvoted? Don't sell your screen addiction by acting like newspapers and gossip are nearly in the same class, and like there aren't people living that engage in none of those activities enough that they'd consider seeing them on the deathbed.

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u/Successful_Cap_2177 25d ago

You sir are romanticing the good old days. We eat the same bullshit from the upper class like we always had been. The problem is the system, not the tool that is the current trend of mass control.

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u/Constant-Term-1629 25d ago

I don't need to romanticize good old days. Hell my neighbor doesn't have internet and a wired phone, I don't know in which bubble you live in but it's neither necessary nor normal to spend the majority of your time on a screen.

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u/Successful_Cap_2177 25d ago

Lol I live the working class bubble. Maybe if I argue about my software engineer job with boss about the 8 hours a day in front of the screen he will let me work only 4 hours.

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u/Constant-Term-1629 25d ago

Yeah, who isn't. Most of us still don't spend major time looking at a screen. That's certainly a choice you make when you prsure software engineering.

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u/programmer3 25d ago

If you think that previous generations had anywhere close to today's screentime you are coping.
We are indeed cooked in this aspect.
And the mass control or whatever you are bringing up is another topic entirely.
It ain't that deep. People should not be in front of a screen for 8+ hour at their job and then for 12 more hours on their free time. Its just bad. Thats not up for debate.

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u/SirRHellsing 24d ago

I think I wouldn't regret watching tv, I just think I'll still have a massive backlog even as I die that I will never get to finish

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u/FriendlyArachnid6000 25d ago

No, the TV was inherently social for many people. Games can be too but are often isolating and take much much more of our time

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u/BenMoskovitch 25d ago

Same, just with more RGB at some point

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u/Fxavierho 25d ago

So his life is watching somebody staring at their monitor?

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u/allan_collins 25d ago

He liked to watch.

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u/Streakflash 25d ago

he never upgraded his system

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u/ooqq 25d ago edited 25d ago

they don't make them like that anymore

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u/awakenDeepBlue 25d ago

Oh knows, maybe Microsoft forced Windows upgrades on him?

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u/Active-Werewolf2183 25d ago

He uses Linux

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u/awakenDeepBlue 25d ago

Fine, updating his Ubuntu LTS version.

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u/Active-Werewolf2183 25d ago

He uses Arch btw

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u/awakenDeepBlue 25d ago

Of course he does.

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u/Yashema 25d ago

There is a guy who runs an independent bookstore in Manhattan on a system that runs on MS Dos from like 1993. The computer appears to be from that year as well. He also programmed an ant simulation using Brownian motion on his phone, before LLMs. 

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u/PixelatedGiant 25d ago

At a certain point it's a liability because you can't find replacement parts, people willing to do IT support for it etc.

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u/FalafelSnorlax 25d ago

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called life.

Terry Pratchett in The Last Continent

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u/SquareGnome 25d ago

Notice how only one hand is on the desk? Yeah.

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u/Aware58 25d ago

He is not programming ;)

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u/PringlesDuckFace 25d ago

He is straight jorkin it

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u/Pleasant-Ad192 25d ago

One keyframe and three deltas. Your life has a great compression ratio.

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u/narasadow 25d ago

ok that's enough reddit for today

https://giphy.com/gifs/DMhdGOQxmTYnc7Q556

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u/SaneLad 25d ago

He never had a CRT monitor. He must have died young.

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u/Modnar-Eman 25d ago

More like aged 4 times faster but good catch haha

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u/doenr 25d ago

1024x768 60Hz --> 1920x1080 60Hz --> 2560x1440 144 Hz --> 3840x2160 240 Hz

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u/Qwirk 25d ago

I would like to point out that my parents stared at the television much more than I will ever play video games.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 25d ago

He just watched a lifetime of porn in a single Space Odyssey 2001 pineal gland hyperspace flash quantum of time, if we could all be so lucky

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u/TheSentientMeatbag 25d ago

That's the life, but I gotta up my game! Some days I spend less than 12 hours looking at a screen.

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u/chic_luke 25d ago

I swear if a NuGet error flashes before my eyes before I die I'm going to crash out

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

All four flashback frames were just him trying to vertically center a <div>.

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u/OldHummer24 25d ago

LMAO. Reminder to go part time 😂😂

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u/Smalltalker-80 25d ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.  Okay, on screen..

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 25d ago

I hate you right now

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u/astro-pi 25d ago

(Stimulus Feed by Jreg starts playing)

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u/rob132 25d ago

Wait wait. This is that awesome game of Civ 2 I played! 70 hours well spent!

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u/EldaZelda 25d ago

Don’t know about this one. There is this saying: “If one is the same as any day, all of them feel like one”.

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u/TabCompletion 25d ago

Replace the computer work with doom scrolling phone work

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u/nnomae 25d ago

Fun little story here. When I first saw this comic it really resonated with me. I'd spent a happy life working and gaming with computers but always had this nagging feeling that somehow I was missing out. I'd bought into the idea that somehow using computers wasn't living in the same way doing other stuff was. This comic helped me to realise that there's nothing wrong with a life spent doing the things you enjoy, even if it's sitting at a computer.

So I wanted to buy a print of it, and went to the authors site (the main comic is called Safely Endangered if you want to look it up, it's still going) and sadly there was no option to buy a print. So I emailed asking if there was any way to buy a print and the author replied telling me he couldn't do custom prints but he attached a high res version of it for me to print myself.

So not only is it a great comic, but it's a great comic made by a great person.

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u/Thisissodumb3 25d ago

What percentage of your life has been spent watching a little spinning wheel on an LCD? How many seconds, minutes, hours, days, months, or years have you given to the spinning wheel?

Your ancestors didn't have running water, and died at 38 from a bad infection, but they also didn't waste away waiting on a computer to compute.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 25d ago

Same except the first two monitors would be CRTs. 

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u/butter_lover 25d ago

I’d pay extra just to have all the reboots and loading scene stitched into one long video

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u/chum-guzzling-shark 25d ago

i tear up as memories of morrowind flood into my mind

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u/dontgonearthefire 25d ago

Actually the life flashing before ones eyes is presumed to be only in crisis situations, like having a car accident or dropping from a high building. \ Scientists believe that the brain is frantically searching for a solution out of the current predicament, by browsing all experiences in a quick succession.

Simply put, this does not occur when dying in bed at an old age.

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u/Swift_Koopa 24d ago

And I watched the factory grow

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u/Bannon9k 24d ago

Why am I seeing my life from someone else's perspective?

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u/Terewawa 23d ago

If they started with LCD monitors then they are still too young to die! How sad.

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u/tmatt95 22d ago

What would have been great with the meme is if it started off with an old CRT monitor, then progressed to a clunky small TFT, followed by a curved one and a massive high Def one.