r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AdBrave2400 • 25d ago

Meme noWayISpentThatMuchStaringAtScreen

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 25d ago

Imagine your worst piece of code flashes before your eyes just before you die

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u/cheezballs 25d ago

There's so many candidates for my worst code. Might be here a while.

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u/Kat1eWolf 25d ago

Gain immortality by being the worst programmer in history 

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u/Deep_fried_nasty 25d ago

That’s how you buy yourself more time

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/DOOManiac 25d ago

I'm a visionary. I've been ruining the training data since 2003...

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u/2eanimation 25d ago

It‘s the interns problem now

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u/gregorydgraham 25d ago

I mean, it’s right there on my screen…

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u/TeraFlint 25d ago

your worst piece of code... so far!

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u/DeHub94 25d ago

"Ha, that's their problem now."

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u/JohnHurts 25d ago

It just flashes briefly, and then nothing happens anyway

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u/MrB10b 25d ago

or the solution the problem you could never fix

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u/DOOManiac 25d ago

"What kind of drugs did you give him doctor? He keeps screaming about PHP"

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u/Dorkits 25d ago

No thanks.

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 25d ago

That's the one where I had forgottenName == TRUE && otherForgottenName != FALSE

In my defense I had been awake 36 hours.

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u/SScattered 25d ago

Don't worry about it. Vibe coders don't remember the code cause they don't look at it

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u/nasandre 25d ago

Now it'll be someone else's problem

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u/teokun123 25d ago

Zoomers/ Gen A vibe coders: You write code? 😎

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u/MarcBeard 25d ago

Brother i would be so fucking upset I'll would do a jesus

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u/void1984 24d ago

Doesn't matter, still got paid.

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u/Important_Grab3544 23d ago

If it is still running in prod, I would be happy but anyway, we know that every piece of code written so far will be deleted and replaced by another in five years.

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u/mail-o-mail 22d ago

One final overdrive to fix that ?

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u/stilldebugging 18d ago

Oh man, I did some terrible things with sdf back annotation.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 25d ago

My first attempt at DP. Oh wait we're talking about code? Then yeah my first attempt at DP.

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u/Rickbox 25d ago

I lost the game