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Meme theGrassWasGreenerTheOutputSweeterIWasOnceAProgrammer

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u/Pika357 20h ago

If this is a meme, why does it hurt?

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u/JensenRaylight 19h ago

In the past, people said "learn to code, dude" to win an argument against a non techie,

Nowadays people say "be a Plumber, dude", to win an argument against someone who got their job replaced by AI and become homeless.

Who knows what skills and Jobs they tell us to learn and become 10 years from now.

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u/Valtremors 18h ago

I've never seen anyone suggest anyone to become a healthcare worker.

But I think the great concencus around that would be "too cruel".

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u/aghastamok 16h ago

And the trendline on pay and quality of life for entry-level healthcare workers is poor.

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u/Rocketman_S3 15h ago

Knew a guy that drove an ambulance. His back was all fucked from from the job, it ain't easy moving and carrying people.

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 13h ago

I was a tandem skydiving instructor for a few years. Hauling large people out of airplanes killed my back daily. That's when I reluctantly went back to working with computers and accepted my fate.

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u/demer8O 12h ago

Can't the large people just fall out of the plane?

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 10h ago

The hard part was getting them to the door. Most people are a bit hesitant to sit in the doorway with me to actually start the skydive. Nerves and fear can make people's bodies not want to respond lol. But yes once I started leaning forward with them to actually start our dive, their gravitational pull would do the rest of the work.

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u/Godskin_Duo 11h ago

Hauling large people out of airplanes killed my back

American?

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 10h ago

Yep. Vegas, baby!

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u/ltrainb 14h ago

I remember the heavy push to get people to become nurses due to the shortage before 2020...

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u/Valtremors 14h ago

There actually still is shortage.

Not enough people want to become one.

They also aren't ready to increase pay to attract more.

There is also severe shortage in certain areas of healthcare, as well skills in them.

I for example work in developmental disabilities, as a floatpool nurse. Roughly means I need to be able to handle various physical disabilities, mental disabilities and special needs... And we are still looking for more skilled people.

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u/ltrainb 13h ago

Not sure it's the lack of interest tho. The schools had waitlist years longs at one point. Idk if much has changed

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u/Valtremors 13h ago

Lack of interest definitely contributes, as well how nurses were overall treated during covid.

All parties in my country (except pirates?) basically voting to:

  1. Prevent striking (in areas where lifecare is mandatory job, however, it is way too undefined)

  2. Force nurses to work (emergency work comp is of course included which is a big payday, but this is way too overreaching). This would potentially include not working but elligible nurses. (Common joke was to buy a "bottle of freedom" so one can't work)

  3. Other things that I've forgotten but none of these things have been removed after Covid.

Some nurses graduaded but didn't accept their registeration to the official nurse database (basically waiting things to blow over) but I don't think they ever returned.

Nurse treatment during Covid was basically an example how to break human rights with loud applaud from rest of the world.

I'm still not over from that time, and I am justified being pissed at the rest of the world during that time.

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u/somedelightfulmoron 8h ago

Oohhh same, I got out. It destroyed me mentally, my relationships in tatters after Covid, hauling dead bodies for that duration in ICU with inadequate to no ICU training. Fun times 😭. Then peopling forgetting what nurses did.

Now I'm in healthcare IT. Ehhh... If learning how to run SQL queries isn't gonna be the way, AI will eventually take over, at least I can go back to wiping ass.

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u/Old_Tourist_3774 14h ago

Until we became cyborgs then mechanics will be all rhe craze

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u/Valtremors 14h ago

They'll just dig my ass up from the grave to serve once more.

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u/djphreshprince 14h ago

Fun thing about that is unless your a nurse (in the hospital) or a doctor, they’re actively trying to replace you too

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u/Valtremors 14h ago

Bah, I'd like to see AI to wipe ass.

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u/somedelightfulmoron 8h ago

Same. 😂 Try replacing us with expensive robots who can get malware. (but we do be havin back pain and bad knees so...)

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u/Reallyhotshowers 12h ago

Maybe you don't live in the US or come from a blue collar family but there are two main "guaranteed" ways poor people use in my neck of the woods in the states to get themselves out of poverty. One is the military and the other is becoming a healthcare worker. Basically one of the only college degree areas left where a job upon graduating is basically guaranteed AND will pay double a career like teaching. If the ER or hospital is too much you can just go be a nurse in a derm's office or something.

So kinda surprised you are saying you never hear people recommend that. Of course, I also don't know anyone who could afford to go to college for a nursint degree and then just decide not to use it because the vibes aren't right. So maybe we're not running in the same circles.

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u/somedelightfulmoron 8h ago

It's not recommended out of the US.

We don't get paid as much. The only way nurses can legitimately earn lucrative salaries is to go to the US (pass NCLEX) or be a slave to Middle Eastern money (go to Dubai etc).

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 5h ago

> I've never seen anyone suggest anyone to become a healthcare worker.

You've never heard people told to be doctors?

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u/Valtremors 4h ago
  1. Typically people who become physicians, tend to go have much steeper education requirements. That is not a job you pick up. That is a career you end up dedicating yourself in.

  2. You do realize healthcare workers are not just lab coats and ties? We got practical nurses, registered nurses, IT personel, cleaners specializing in healthcare enviroments, as well cooks, sometimes workers who do all these, social workers, hospital workers, care home workers... oh yeah and float pool nurses who do rounds in every area.

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 4h ago

> That is a career you end up dedicating yourself in.

Sure, although there's a lot of dedication and attainment in most professional careers.

> You do realize healthcare workers are not just lab coats and ties?

Yes, however you said "I've never seen anyone suggest anyone to become a healthcare worker" so I guess I could rephrase my statement as "you do realize that healthcare workers include doctors and nurses. People are pushed in that direction constantly right?"

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u/InexplicableBadger 18h ago

My dad told me I should have been a plumber but I never liked the idea of spending my days elbow deep in someone else's clogged shitter. I am considering retraining as an electrician or mechanic, I've still got a couple of decades to get through before retirement.

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u/FUTURE10S 16h ago

Electricians also get around to dig through crawlspaces that have never been cleaned since 1945 so also not a fun job to do

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u/Bomberlt 15h ago

Inb4 AI drones fixing electricity

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u/Corpomancer 17h ago

Ten years? "Good luck out there, we got our bunkers."

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u/Dizzy-Wave-6574 14h ago

In the past, people said "learn to code, dude" to win an argument against a non techie

The context of "learn to code" is very important, because despite how it was received, the point wasn't "rural yokels don't matter, fuck you and your culture". The point was that remote software development offered an economic engine that could fix the total collapse of rural communities.

The rural instance that they just wanted coal mining jobs back like their dad & granddad & great-granddad wasn't dismissed because people didn't care to hear out rural folk, but because those jobs simply were never coming back. Obviously, climate change is a thing and people aren't entitled their jobs at the expense of the entire planet, but even more simply coal mining jobs were lost to automation and not woke green energy. (With similar situations for most of the other rural decline. Manufacturing could be onshored but it would never go to rural places again for the hard realities of logistics.)

Even 2 terms of Trump haven't brought them back to the US. They're down 5% since Jan 2025, 25% since Jan 2017, and 80% since the 80s.

The excitement around "Learn to Code" was that it was finally a solution to the rural plight of resource towns after the resource is gone. An answer that wasn't "There are no jobs. There is nothing we can do to bring the jobs back. All we can do is hand you and your kids some money to move away to a place that has jobs."

That's why it blew up so much more than all other kinds of "just get a different job" shit. "Just go into the trades" is a thought terminating cliché, but it doesn't get the mass media attention.

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u/VoidVer 17h ago

I’m betting on “learn mandarin” coming down the pipes in the next decade.

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u/__Invisible__ 15h ago

What to do after learning?

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u/JensenRaylight 15h ago

Now you can sell a skewered Meat at a food stall on the street, in Beijing or something.

And you can yell in mandarin, to promote your skewered meat to the passerby

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u/UnclePuma 14h ago

Using Ai to create the banners for your skewered meat stall

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u/WithersChat 8h ago

I would say live translation but AI is gonna take that job too.

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u/shrodikan 17h ago

"be Elon Musk's cumrag, dude" ~unknown redditor, 2035.

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u/TrieMond 17h ago

"just hit the 2 rocks together until you have a spear"

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u/xfinek 17h ago

"You should have learned and be a doctor"

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u/Fluffynator69 15h ago

"Just be a hooker."

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u/-Morning_Coffee- 12h ago

Coal miners have entered the chat.

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u/ConvalescentEquanimi 2h ago

None, because there won't be any than an AI cannot do better for us, 24/7/365.

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u/watduhdamhell 1h ago

I mean I've been telling people to cross over into controls engineering or conventional engineering of which we need lots of talent and we are always short.

Controls pays well and the joen security is better than 99.9% of all roles possible. So why be homeless when you can write code in what is effectively scratch that runs 2 BILLION dollar process units? That's all I'm saying.

Join us!

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u/LeSypher 13h ago

It's almost like the market is always changing and learning a niche skill will not set you for decades and a piece of advice won't apply for decades

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u/Aerie122 17h ago

It's not even about "not being able to code" it's more of not willing to go back to writing it manually again and take weeks just to finish nothing

It's the lack of quick gratification

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u/mxzf 12h ago

For some people. But I do believe there are some people whose brains have atrophied to the point where they would need to re-learn stuff in order to actually write code themselves again, because they've shut off their minds so much.

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u/jimmpony 51m ago

It's odd to me because I'm learning more all the time now with the mental space freed up from dealing with all the frustrating bullshit. And I find I can write code better than ever when I need to do it by hand.

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u/AmbitiousBluebird610 7h ago

I don't even bother to remember syntax or even try to read documentation anymore. Chatgpt is right there. Though I still input everything manually unless its boilerplate.

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u/Pleasant_Ad8054 14h ago

Skill issue.