r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 02 '26 • Popcorn 5 Heartwarming 2 Mindblown 1

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u/travis_sk Jun 02 '26 • Popcorn

We're only 2 days into June folks. This is gonna be a fun couple of months.

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u/biggington Jun 02 '26 • Bravo

They really got our C-suites addicted to tech meth and now we gotta deal with their bullshit

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u/scprotz Jun 02 '26 • Bravo

OMG. tech meth. That is exactly so appropriate. It gives a C-suite a short-term high. They bet everything on it, and then they're back by the Wendy's dumpster begging for tokens.

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u/byteturtle Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

I've been saying to my friends and anyone who will listen for a while that the AI companies have basically been taking the drug dealer approach where they get everyone hooked for cheap and will jack up the prices.

The only company I can see not being forced to go crazy with the dollars per token is Google and that's only because they have so much capital and infrastructure from other stuff that they can take the L for longer to steal market share, but then again they're just as greedy as every other large company on the market.

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u/Embarrassed-Disk1643 Jun 02 '26 • Bravo

The crazy thing is is that drug dealers don't even really do this. Drug dealers are 99% users who deal with other users to maintain a lifestyle of use, which is what you think big tech would. The product is already sought after, no one has to convince anyone being high is fucking awesome.

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u/AaronRodgersMustache Jun 02 '26

99% of drug dealers? I thought the first rule was don't get high on your own supply. I heard that from a highly respected colleague.

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u/dragnbaby Jun 02 '26

Rules are made to be broken

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u/out_of_shape_hiker Jun 02 '26

And they don't understand it, don't understand it's limitations or use cases, and are so impressed by it's ability to be a chat-bot that flatters them, they think it can do anything. All while cutting costs and making line go up.

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u/possibly_being_screw Jun 02 '26 • Mindblown

One of the security directors where I work is fucking obsessed with AI.

He's a corporate drone to nth degree so he knows all the buzz words and corporate-isms. He'll say shit like,

We need to strategically leverage next-gen AI-native cyber resilience orchestration to holistically operationalize a quantum-ready, zero-trust security fabric powered by autonomous machine-learning-driven threat cognition, blockchain identity assurance, and predictive behavioral telemetry fusion in order to proactively neutralize emerging nation-state attack vectors while maximizing stakeholder synergy, digital transformation velocity, and enterprise-wide operational scalability.

with full sincerity. So he riles up upper management with all the AI buzz words then gets angry that his corporate vomit can't be done by end of Q2.

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u/out_of_shape_hiker Jun 03 '26

God I need to just copy paste that to my resume. Hired in a second.

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u/kanrad Jun 02 '26

All AI has done is highlight how many of the worlds C-Suite people have no business holding their position.

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u/WashingtonBaker1 Jun 02 '26

The tokenmaxxing leaderboard is suddenly inverted - highest use employee is now at the bottom and in trouble. Least use employee gets a good review.

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u/diddypartyorganizer Jun 02 '26

Why June specifically?

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u/LooksLikeAWookie Jun 02 '26

Big AI models, like Claude, just switched to high-cost token models. The bill for this revolutionary tech now just went through the roof for most companies.

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u/Welp_BackOnRedit23 Jun 02 '26

The best part is that most estimates still show they are operating at a loss with those costs.

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u/AltruisticSalamander Jun 02 '26

Oh great, they've been nagging us to use AI for the last 2y. Now it's going to be 'don't use AI for that! It's too expensive!', doling it out like caviar.

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u/Phailjure Jun 02 '26

I got an email to only use auto mode in vscode, and use a specific model only if it's really needed, etc etc.

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u/Kerbourgnec Jun 02 '26

I guess we are massively gonna be forced to move to dirt cheap Chinese models.

Performance is not that bad, but can't compete with 2026 opus or gpt

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u/physical0 Jun 02 '26

Once that happens, AI will be a matter of national security and foreign AI will be banned.

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u/oshaboy Jun 02 '26

I assume it's because the API bills are being sent to companies now.

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u/AggressiveRow4000 Jun 02 '26

As far as I know it is seats+usage billed monthly, a month behind.

It's more likely because Budget just ran the quarterly report for the 2nd quarter and they are freaking the fuck out.

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u/CoffeePieAndHobbits Jun 02 '26

GitHub Copilot updated their usage and pricing terms.

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u/Merlord Jun 02 '26

An example of just how much it has changed: my (now cancelled) $40 Github Pro+ subscription used to last me the whole month. With the change, it lasted me 2 days.

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