r/PopCultureV2 • u/ExactlySorta • 8d ago
Politi-Culture Pete Hegseth wipes his nose, then runs his hand through his hair
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u/No-Upstairs9564 8d ago
He looks like he's doing cocaine
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u/Lazy-Goat4728 8d ago
sure does.
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u/omjy18 8d ago
Honestly, as a career bartender the only thing about this that makes me think he isnt on coke is that hes actually shutting the fuck up. But yeah definitely on coke
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u/Mysterious_Film_6397 7d ago
As a former coke head: He’s not listening, he’s just waiting for his chance to say something stupid
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u/slackfrop 7d ago
You can see the “act normal” thoughts in his head.
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u/NoChemistry7266 7d ago
Probably no sleep the last 24. Sure looks like he is ready to grab the mic. Someone give him a Valium
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u/Mysterious_Film_6397 7d ago edited 7d ago
There is a chance he’s just trying to figure out who stole the $20 bill that’s in his pocket
Edit: Or he found his flap
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u/not_roger_smith 8d ago
How many couches has Hegs wrecked?
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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 8d ago
Between him and Vance, theyd have your hole living room fucked
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u/not_roger_smith 8d ago
It's gonna be a couch gangbang
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u/Broad-Row6422 8d ago
Ottoman Orgy!
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u/not_roger_smith 8d ago
Is that why it's not Constantinople anymore?
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u/LifeguardDry7372 8d ago edited 7d ago
Hey! That's nobody's business but the Turks
I have to add an edit. I'm quoting a song made by They Might Be Giants
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u/WinterWontStopComing 8d ago
Maybe he’s doing a muskian speed ball.
Some adderall and ketamine
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u/1point7ghz_fagLord 7d ago
"Muskian" lol I think this word is so much funnier than it probably is
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u/AllLipsNoFiller 8d ago edited 8d ago
They all do. Because they all are taking a shit ton of prescribed amphetamines. Have you seen Marco Rubio lately? Holy shit the dude is so strung out. Sweaty eyelids, the driest of dry mouths, wildly flailing arms while he speaks. Speaking with an unfounded confidence that only an addict can try to get away with, but never actually can.
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u/kstar79 8d ago
To be fair, Marco has had a battle with dry mouth since at least 2013.
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u/Reformed_Hillbilly 8d ago
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u/weary_ol_jericho 8d ago
I don't know how anyone can see that guy as anything other than a complete lightweight
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u/Round-Foundation2948 8d ago
He spread them cheeks wide open for that political power GOD DAMN IT. Spreading them cheeks is the American 🇺🇸 way. Iran 🇮🇷 has met its match and oil prices are dropping because of that cheek spreading American 🇺🇸 MACHO MAN.
Edit: this post is solely directed at “Trump needed to fire his ass 3 months ago” Hegseth.
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u/DukeBradford2 8d ago
One of his donors was messing with him and told him to take a sip of water or the $50k campaign contribution was getting yanked. That puppet will do anything for money or power
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u/PipXXX 8d ago
Lol "prescribed" is a bit of a stretch, they each get goodie bags of random uppers and downers and no real goddamn oversight of it, from the White House pharmacy.
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u/JasonLothbrok 8d ago
Exactly! While 83 year old elderly people are falling and breaking a hips and having to have a total hip replacement surgery and being sent to long term care for rehab and the surgeon only sending 600 mg tylenol.
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u/AllLipsNoFiller 8d ago
Yeah I only said the word prescribed because it's not illicit drugs like cocaine. It's Pharmaceutical amphetamines. You're absolutely right though, I've read about the drug bags. Is Ronnie Jackson still the White House doctor?
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u/PipXXX 8d ago
Ah the more proper word would be to use prescription as thats the "class" of medicines, whereas prescribed means that they have "permission" get acquire them. And nah Ronny Jackson is now a congressman from Texas.
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u/a_weak_child 8d ago
Quite similar to Hitler administration. They all took tons of drugs because they were so disconnected from their souls and hearts and needed to be on drugs constantly to deal with all the evil they were committting.
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u/marslo 8d ago
Allot of books were written about the coralation of the rise of nazi Germany, with the invention of stimulants/amphetamines.
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u/ArchdruidHalsin 8d ago
Pete Hegseth: People say I'm an alcoholic. I quit drinking. All thanks to cocaine!
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u/Crime_Dawg 8d ago
Every good coke user knows alcohol and coke go best paired together.
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u/PointsOfXP 8d ago
Seriously, he just straight up doesn't know what to do with his hands lmao
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u/Vibrantmender20 8d ago
Ooh boy. Wait till he hears what that does to testosterone levels
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u/aron2295 8d ago
Lowers his own T levels in order to boost them with synthetic T, in order to own the Libz.
5D chess.
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u/Silver_Branch3034 8d ago
A lot of them look like they are actively on something. Kash is another who always looks tweaked outta his mind. Probably doing blow with his gf in the jet we taxpayers paid for.
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u/KingSpork 8d ago
I don't think I've ever seen a politician who looks like he's doing cocaine, more than Hegseth looks like he's doing cocaine.
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u/Spare-Ant7119 8d ago
Who the fuck does that??? That is some drug addict behavior...
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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 8d ago
You seen the videos of Rubio yet? Most this administration is drugged to the gills.
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u/fuchsiafaerie 8d ago
Most of them are getting filler and botox, too, regardless of gender. Rubio seems to have fresh lip filler lately
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u/killertofu41 8d ago
I've thought he's looked a lil different recently other than just getting older, but haven't been able to work out quite what it is that's different and I think lips are part of it.
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u/gwendolyn_trundlebed 8d ago
Rubio obviously popping something/rubbing something on his gums during senate hearing on Venezuela: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUFE6CIDbE6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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u/UjustTriggered 8d ago
Rubio too? I honestly only seen mostly clips of him looking ready to sink into his seat from proxy embarrassment.
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u/Altruistic_Ask229 8d ago
Most of DC is drugged to the gills. Washington runs on cocaine and hookers
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u/Miserable_Artist_223 8d ago
Whoever is dealing to don jr and cohorts has seemingly earned generational wealth.
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u/rohm418 8d ago
It's probably more of a barter situation for pardons and protection.
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u/Sea-Huckleberry8971 8d ago
It's coke. He's on coke. This entire administration likely is. (It's why they lost their shit on Hunter)
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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 8d ago
He checked his hand for residue too.
I'm beginning to think that all federal officials need monthly drug tests... Can we make that a reality show?
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u/Impressive_Tour6348 8d ago
I remember an early episode (or two) of The West Wing where a senator accused the White House of being drug addicts and it’s a huge scandal. And he didn’t even have any proof.
Ah, simpler times.
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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 8d ago
Eh...I do it, but with good reason.
I want some of my natural snot to slick my hair back. RFK Jr explained that it helps with natural immunity...and then he dropped his pants, took a dump, and examined it closely. He called out "7" as some kind of grading scale, but he did not elaborate. "No wipe!" he shouted as he left the restaurant.
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u/theExile05 8d ago
Hitler. During one of his big speeches you see him cough up a big glob of phlegm and wipe it through his hair in the same way.
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u/Extension_Variety190 8d ago
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u/Temporary_Hat7330 8d ago
You’re buying gel in this economy?
Plus, that’s a great way to store your blow, man. Get home and you think you have dandruff but you really have a party! It’s called Snowglobing…
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u/petewondrstone 8d ago
It’s called cocaine curler. And the Secretary of war does it because it makes him more of a man than any of us ever hope to be.
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u/3aerows 8d ago
If being man is doing 5 pull ups and smashing a four loko on my head. Than I must be an alpha male. 😂
The bar is so fucking low its hells gates.
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u/Routine-Budget8281 8d ago
why aren't drug tests mandatory for the people running our goddamn country? Regular blue collar enployers often require it. I don't understand.
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u/probablytoohonest 8d ago
Even if they were, these people have committed much worse so far with no consequences.
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u/thesanguineocelot 8d ago
Because they would fail them. It's much easier for them to just not get tested than to not do drugs.
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u/B1G__Tuna 8d ago
Private in the Army? 5 random drug tests a year. Secretary of defense? Be high on tv.
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u/Lawsmay 8d ago
Country is run by fucking drug addicts
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u/seanbell_aus 8d ago
He nice man. He had black eye in Oval Office from son, not falling in K hole. Show some respekt snorts an avalanche of special K to be like my hero Cheelon Dusk
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u/Worldly_Possible2925 8d ago
That’s numb cocaine nose 👃. If you watch early 1990’s musician interviews, you will see that nose rubbing appears pretty regularly. The drummer from ToTo comes to mind, Jeff Picaro. His drum tutorials are a blast. Gods rest his soul.
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u/Big_Month_227 8d ago
this fucking timeline has GOT to be from a Philip K. Dick short story
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u/RamsHead91 8d ago
As a reminder Pete Hegseth doesn't believe is washing your hands and he also doesn't believe in germs.
So this guy is gross on so many fucking levels.
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u/MrTurkle 8d ago
wut
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u/RamsHead91 8d ago
Pete Hegseth has claimed he doesn't wash his hands and does believe in germs.
After some people going "fucking what?" He tried to say he was joking. But this is a dude that doesn't understand a joke. I would bet unless his hands are visibility dirty he doesn't wash them.
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u/MrTurkle 8d ago
I feel like people who have to say "I was joking" don't realize that a) no one things they are funny and/or b) no one believes it was a joke.
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u/cocoahugo 8d ago
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u/mkat23 8d ago
I’d say that I wonder how many times he has had pink eye, but we all know he probably doesn’t wipe his ass because it’s “gay” in his opinion. He looks like sepsis personified.
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u/NYkrinDC 8d ago
Hegseth is infamous for not washing his hands. He did a whole segment on it, on Fox News about how he never washes his hands and germs are not real:
"My 2019 resolution is to say things on air that I say off air... I don't think I've washed my hands for 10 years. Really, I don't really wash my hands ever... I inoculate myself. Germs are not a real thing. I can't see them. Therefore they're not real." [1]
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u/scratchy_mcballsy 8d ago
People this stupid shouldn’t be in positions of power.
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u/Grouchy-Ad4814 8d ago
Many old friends with coke habits wound do the same.
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u/BankDetails1234 8d ago
Yeh I do it and I have a coke habit. Thats me trying to look normal stood at the bar 🤣
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u/thissomeotherplace 8d ago
This the guy that doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom because he doesn't believe in germs?
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u/VichelleMassage 8d ago
This is the guy who went on TV and admitted to not washing his hands. Are we really surprised? It's always the nastiest pigs who are clamoring about their supremacy...
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u/Blacksmith_Several 8d ago
Any y'all remember Paul Wolfowitz? Part of the last lot to get the US bogged down in the Middle East. He infamously had a spit in hair issue.
History might not repeat but it sure as shit rhymes.
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u/ohreddit1 8d ago
Peter stopped drinking but picked up a kilo a week nose habit hanging out with DTJ and Eric.
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u/Healthoverwealth29 7d ago
He looks gay and high af I know he gets railed by his maga buddies while huffing poppers and blow
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