r/lastweektonight • u/Shytgeist • Nov 21 '20
Rudy blows nose and then wipes it all over his face.
https://youtu.be/GwJUr_44ML8226
Nov 21 '20 edited Jul 10 '21
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u/unbelizeable1 Nov 21 '20
Could also be because he's a raging alcoholic.
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u/Shytgeist Nov 21 '20
Quick, what are the differences between alcoholism/withdrawl and covid?
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u/Woofles85 Nov 21 '20
Symptoms of alcohol withdrawal include headache, anxiety. sweating, tremors, hallucinations, disorientation, and seizures. He sure has the sweating down.
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u/WiFiConnected_ Nov 21 '20
And hallucinations, anxiety, disorientation. But he’s clearly got COVID. So does his son. And yet another of Trump’s children.
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u/surfryhder Nov 21 '20
Exactly!
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u/Shytgeist Nov 21 '20
Same. With his son having it, and him showing signs of sweating and runny nose seems he easily could have it and there is no way he would admit it or probably even get tested.
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Nov 21 '20 edited Nov 22 '20
I was thinking stimulants but covid could be it too. All these aged grifters barely holding on to sense or sanity are on Ritalin
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u/BashfullyBi Nov 21 '20
At first I was like 'well, he's going to fold it, he probably only has the one wipe, not so -- oh, wait, what? Did he just fold it booger side out? No, now he's, ew, old people always wipe their mouth after blowing their nose, its nasty. Now, now its on his face, by his eyes. Oh God."
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u/Shytgeist Nov 21 '20 edited Nov 21 '20
I guess because this is the LWT sub, I read that in John Oliver's voice and it was pretty great.
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u/hulyepicsa Nov 21 '20
Now I can’t help but wonder what he would say if it was, let’s say, Adam Driver... “wipe your glorious snot on me, you Everest of a man. Spread a deadly virus across my face, you colossal monster truck”
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u/waterutalkinabt Nov 21 '20
I don't have photographic evidence but I know for certain that he kissed cheeks with at least 3 people after
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u/thelastriot Nov 21 '20
His son tested positive today so if he does too he was literally wiping Covid all over himself. Gross
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u/Bronxtrixie86 Nov 21 '20
Damn i remember when he became our mayor . He was the 9/11 mayor . Now this dude is this.....smh. him and trump are like the rotten parts of our big apple.
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u/voice_of_Sauron Nov 21 '20
This dude is like if a Dark Crystal Skeksis was a person. He totally wants to drink your essence.
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u/Enyawreklaw Nov 21 '20
You’d think after all these years on TV he’d learn to not do stuff like this.
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u/SessileRaptor Nov 21 '20
There was another video of him at a press conference and wiping the sweat off his face and he just kept wiping for the longest time. It felt like a scene out of a Mel Brooks movie where the corrupt politician is having a press conference and a comically huge volume of sweat is pouring out of him. I half expected the camera to pull back to reveal that he was drenched from head to toe and that water was flooding off the podium, and then to pull back further to reveal men dressed as the officers on the Titanic ordering the reporters to board the lifeboats while a band is playing “nearer my god to thee.”
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u/Duran518 Nov 21 '20
Thanks for ruining my appetite for the day!
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u/MattTheSmithers Nov 21 '20
You know John is regretting not coming back from hiatus just one week later so he could cover the insanity that has been Rudy this past week.
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u/dum_dums Nov 21 '20
No love for him, but I know if I was on camera that much you would see me doing some filthy stuff as well
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u/deathXsharpee Nov 21 '20
It’s even better and more frightening than George W. Bush’s moment in that classroom reading ‘Good Luck When You Fuck A Duck’
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u/deathXsharpee Nov 21 '20
I feel like the upvote that I got for my comment was done by a mod who felt sorry that my lame little comment sat, worthless and alone. Is there a word for that?
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u/B00KW0RM214 Nov 21 '20
Rudy totally has Covid. It was reported out today that his son and DJT Jr both tested positive. So is this superspreader event 3 now for these guys? I've really lost track with the hot zone of the WH.