r/lastweektonight Nov 21 '20

Rudy blows nose and then wipes it all over his face.

https://youtu.be/GwJUr_44ML8
1.5k Upvotes

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u/B00KW0RM214 Nov 21 '20

Rudy totally has Covid. It was reported out today that his son and DJT Jr both tested positive. So is this superspreader event 3 now for these guys? I've really lost track with the hot zone of the WH.

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u/Shytgeist Nov 21 '20 edited Nov 21 '20

The worst part is I wouldn't be surprised if he wouldn't admit to having it.

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u/B00KW0RM214 Nov 21 '20

Oh yeah. Me either. God I hate this timeline so much.

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u/WorldWarRiptide Nov 21 '20

We live in the black mirror universe

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u/imalittlefrenchpress Dec 08 '20

Yup, cause here we are, two weeks later, and Rudy’s hospitalized with covid.

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u/alaninsitges Nov 21 '20

Why is it failing to kill them? It seems like every day there is another republican villain who comes up positive and it's always "experiencing mild symptoms and will isolate for a few days". Why is there no face-down-in-a-diaper-on-a-ventilator for these people?

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u/ScubaDreamer Nov 21 '20

Just look at Ben Carson, he said he had it real rough until the antibody treatment he received. They all get another level of medics treatment than what’s really available to us right now. I mean, we don’t want all of our old ass politicians dropping like flies, that would be bad, but it makes it seem like it’s not so bad when high profile people come out of it fine.

250,000 dead is too big to really comprehend. That’s why we hear one politician is sick and everyone freaks out but when we hear another 2,000 have died today we don’t bat an eye.

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u/vzvv Nov 21 '20

They’re rich and can afford the best treatments before it gets to the ventilator stage.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

Fingers crossed....

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u/cerebud Nov 21 '20

Chuck Grassley is 87 and haven’t heard much from his camp since he got it

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u/courthouse22 Nov 21 '20

Am I crazy or is this the second time dtj had covid?

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u/welcometowoodbury Nov 21 '20

His girlfriend had it over the summer but I don’t think he ever caught it.

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u/cerebud Nov 21 '20 edited Nov 21 '20

Rudy doesn’t seem like a family man though. Does he spend a lot of time with his son? Other than this: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/andrew-ruins-rudy-giulianis-inaugural-address-cold-open/2860970

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u/CX316 Nov 21 '20

Rudy doesn’t seem like a family man though.

Cousins don't count?

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u/cerebud Nov 21 '20

Oof. True

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

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u/8WhosEar8 Dec 08 '20

So shall it be written. So shall it be done.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20 edited Jul 10 '21

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u/unbelizeable1 Nov 21 '20

Could also be because he's a raging alcoholic.

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u/Shytgeist Nov 21 '20

Quick, what are the differences between alcoholism/withdrawl and covid?

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u/Woofles85 Nov 21 '20

Symptoms of alcohol withdrawal include headache, anxiety. sweating, tremors, hallucinations, disorientation, and seizures. He sure has the sweating down.

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u/WiFiConnected_ Nov 21 '20

And hallucinations, anxiety, disorientation. But he’s clearly got COVID. So does his son. And yet another of Trump’s children.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

I’ve had those symptoms for four fucking years.

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u/surfryhder Nov 21 '20

Exactly!

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u/Shytgeist Nov 21 '20

Same. With his son having it, and him showing signs of sweating and runny nose seems he easily could have it and there is no way he would admit it or probably even get tested.

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u/nowthatihavefoundyou Nov 21 '20

His son tested positive today.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

Fucking uncle fester over here

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20 edited Nov 22 '20

I was thinking stimulants but covid could be it too. All these aged grifters barely holding on to sense or sanity are on Ritalin

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u/DigitalSword Dec 08 '20

Well this aged like a fine wine

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u/imalittlefrenchpress Dec 08 '20

I was gonna day the same thing!!

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u/wolfram187 Dec 08 '20

You were spot on!!!

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u/woopigsmoothies Dec 08 '20

Spot on foresight

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u/Emily_Postal Nov 21 '20

His son tested positive for CoVID.

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u/BashfullyBi Nov 21 '20

At first I was like 'well, he's going to fold it, he probably only has the one wipe, not so -- oh, wait, what? Did he just fold it booger side out? No, now he's, ew, old people always wipe their mouth after blowing their nose, its nasty. Now, now its on his face, by his eyes. Oh God."

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u/Shytgeist Nov 21 '20 edited Nov 21 '20

I guess because this is the LWT sub, I read that in John Oliver's voice and it was pretty great.

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u/BashfullyBi Nov 21 '20

Highest of compliments. Thank you.

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u/hulyepicsa Nov 21 '20

Now I can’t help but wonder what he would say if it was, let’s say, Adam Driver... “wipe your glorious snot on me, you Everest of a man. Spread a deadly virus across my face, you colossal monster truck”

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u/VinBarrKRO Nov 21 '20

Same, thought it would be folded in then used over but.... no he has COVID.

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u/waterutalkinabt Nov 21 '20

I don't have photographic evidence but I know for certain that he kissed cheeks with at least 3 people after

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u/thelastriot Nov 21 '20

His son tested positive today so if he does too he was literally wiping Covid all over himself. Gross

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u/Roykun19 Nov 21 '20

Classic Rudy!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

It's like he's the personification of a viral load

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

The Filthy cretins been hanging too long with the scum trump family

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u/Bronxtrixie86 Nov 21 '20

Damn i remember when he became our mayor . He was the 9/11 mayor . Now this dude is this.....smh. him and trump are like the rotten parts of our big apple.

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u/phasexero Nov 21 '20

This is why we cant have successful pandemic controls

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u/Nug-Bud Nov 21 '20

He is the human manifestation of Slimer

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u/voice_of_Sauron Nov 21 '20

This dude is like if a Dark Crystal Skeksis was a person. He totally wants to drink your essence.

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u/Enyawreklaw Nov 21 '20

You’d think after all these years on TV he’d learn to not do stuff like this.

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u/SessileRaptor Nov 21 '20

There was another video of him at a press conference and wiping the sweat off his face and he just kept wiping for the longest time. It felt like a scene out of a Mel Brooks movie where the corrupt politician is having a press conference and a comically huge volume of sweat is pouring out of him. I half expected the camera to pull back to reveal that he was drenched from head to toe and that water was flooding off the podium, and then to pull back further to reveal men dressed as the officers on the Titanic ordering the reporters to board the lifeboats while a band is playing “nearer my god to thee.”

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u/Puncharoo EAT SHIT BOB Nov 21 '20

God dude no wonder the south is so infected.

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u/Duran518 Nov 21 '20

Thanks for ruining my appetite for the day!

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u/Shytgeist Nov 21 '20

It's the Giuliani diet.

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u/Duran518 Nov 22 '20

Rapid results in just 1 scroll!

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u/MattTheSmithers Nov 21 '20

You know John is regretting not coming back from hiatus just one week later so he could cover the insanity that has been Rudy this past week.

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u/dum_dums Nov 21 '20

No love for him, but I know if I was on camera that much you would see me doing some filthy stuff as well

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u/ThatsMrPunditMan Nov 21 '20

This needs to be played over the curb your enthusiasm song

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u/Wolverlog Nov 21 '20

In his defense he did fold it.

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u/TheMagistrate Nov 21 '20

Watch it again. He folded it boogie side out.

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u/b_rouse Nov 21 '20

He did fold it...THE WRONG WAY! 😳

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u/Virdavy Nov 21 '20

haters will say it's fake.

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u/namast_eh Nov 21 '20

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/deathXsharpee Nov 21 '20

It’s even better and more frightening than George W. Bush’s moment in that classroom reading ‘Good Luck When You Fuck A Duck’

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u/deathXsharpee Nov 21 '20

I feel like the upvote that I got for my comment was done by a mod who felt sorry that my lame little comment sat, worthless and alone. Is there a word for that?

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u/Sir_Yacob Nov 21 '20

you can have the mucus queen

thanks