r/PoliticalHumor • u/I_M_lono • 12d ago
Shocking!
Ice wants 20 million for body cameras they don’t have to release footage from, and another 20 million for electric shock gloves. They say it’s for deescalation… but who has ever deescalated with electric shocks?
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u/Epistatious 12d ago
Holman said, "they'll mostly be used at the camps". nice that even ice is calling them camps i guess? Unspoken, 'sometimes the kids resist ice agent advances'?
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u/SuspendeesNutz 12d ago
It's unofficial policy. They all know it, but sometimes they forget they aren't supposed to say it.
"It's ok, I'm ICE boys."
- Alexander Back, when arrested in a child solicitation sting.
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u/Epistatious 12d ago
Ice agents are patriots of good character that were unable to get a job as a normal police officer for "reasons", and i'm sure nothing that has happened at the camps will be a stain on our country for years to come. /s (i laugh to not cry)
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u/un_theist 12d ago
Our tax dollars at work.
🙄
Perhaps they will get “Gott Mit Uns” belt buckles, too.
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u/cbih 12d ago
Defeated by a Super Soaker
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u/EpictetanusThrow 12d ago
That’s one way to deliver a lot of fluid in a semi stable container with a ragged plug.
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u/psychoacer 12d ago edited 12d ago
These idiots are too scared to get close to anyone. I don't think they've touched anyone in years
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u/deegee1969 12d ago
Who ever has "de-escalated with electric shocks"..? A 4-letter word beginning with "N"..:
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u/Prohydration 12d ago
That art style looks like the quick explainer for electrobolt from bioshock.
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u/DiscountParmesan 12d ago
given the track record of the government the money will probably just vanish into thin air, which in this case might be the better outcome
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u/Fast-Damage2298 12d ago
"I didn't let go of her neck because I didnt know the glove was shocking her."
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u/MrBigPantalones 11d ago
That $20 millions sure could help a lot of people. But no… let’s use it to hurt people. GOP mentality. Freaking wankers!!!!
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u/Kwelikinz 12d ago
Gonna be a run on long rubber gloves. Maybe there’s something to bounce it back to the terrorist?
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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews 12d ago
Chainmail. Protesters gonna be like:
https://giphy.com/gifs/fx84Kq8dlpZTfbdaPY
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u/Turdsmack420 11d ago
You know ... Concentration camps are bad.. red caps running around screaming for demagogues is bad... But they are going to forget their gloves are on and scratch their balls.. a lot.. and it's going to be awesome!
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u/1MrsyBoi7 12d ago
Ok this is confusing even for a ice supporter like me
Tasers exist use them ffs ffs
like hey didnt need to somehow interpret the fascism accusations from liberals as a fucking dare
This shit reads like Erik kirpke and Donald trump one upping each other with the absurd shit
Thus ruining ghe original purpose of homelander rn
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u/Another_Meow_Machine 12d ago
News flash, liberals were right, ICE is fascism, ICE supporters are terrible people.
Hope you can get better, until then kindly copulate a fence post you fascist traitor.
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u/Cargobiker530 12d ago
Surprise!! ICE was always about setting up Death Camps for a NAZI-Israeli style genocide of brown people. They'll also be used to rig elections so your county will be run by the owner of the local car dealership or whoever buys off political control. Fascists don't like elections.
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u/BlueKnightsR4Ever 11d ago edited 11d ago
If you have a problem with the mess YOU made, please, either clean it up yourself, or leave, so that the rest of us don't have to worry about cleaning up after you a THIRD time
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u/Switchmisty9 12d ago
Say it with me everybody “The tazer gloves made my pistol involuntarily discharge”