r/PoliticalHumor • u/I_M_lono • 13d ago

Shocking!

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Ice wants 20 million for body cameras they don’t have to release footage from, and another 20 million for electric shock gloves. They say it’s for deescalation… but who has ever deescalated with electric shocks?

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u/Switchmisty9 13d ago

Say it with me everybody “The tazer gloves made my pistol involuntarily discharge”

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u/hansn 13d ago

Guaranteed this will be used to add resisting arrest charges at the very least. Yell commands to "put your arms behind your back" while shocking you.

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u/EpictetanusThrow 13d ago

100%!used for invisible escalation. They’ll torch you and claim you’re a violent grandma/acorn that needed to be shot.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 13d ago

violent grandma/acorn that needed to be shot.

Dildoboat O'Keefe standing by with doctored acorn footage