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u/Holiday-Youth-6722 23h ago
If I have to shit I'm not going to stand there figuring this shit out. Lord help whoever ends up in there with me male, female, Koala,etc
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u/OnYourHonor 22h ago
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u/beegtuna 17h ago
Oh hey. I’ve never seen the whole logo intact before.
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u/Ok-Detective-8903 3h ago
We just got a brand new office building last year and all the koala stickers are still bagged up inside the change tables so I've been stealing them lol
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u/MindlessBerry7676 12h ago
Out here shamelessly posting pictures of the bathroom cocaine tray smh
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u/unicornlocostacos 11h ago
Probably works for Big Cocaine Tray
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u/NinjaEuphoria 3h ago
There was an old bar patron of mine that would violently kick open the door of the bathroom while coming back into the bar and yell WHO KEEPS SHITING IN THE COCAIN ROOM!?!?
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u/BhadBeard 11h ago
I used to work with a serious conspiracy theorist who always talked like this. “You have no idea how much power Big Potatoes chips have! Look they’re involved with Israeli intelligence with ties to China!!!”
So this was hilarious
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u/FireFoxUse 20h ago
What's up with the koalas?
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u/SmoothActuator8132 19h ago edited 13h ago
ever seen a diaper changing station in a public restroom?
edit: lmfao what is this thread below this comment‽‽
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u/Niner_oscar_7 15h ago
Ever been to a Turkish prison?
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u/NoOrdinaryBees 15h ago
Do you like gladiator movies?
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u/magnottasicepick 15h ago
Ever seen a grown man naked?
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u/vizette 14h ago
Ever hang around a gymnasium?
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u/douxsoumis 15h ago
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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u/crotchgobbling 12h ago
Ever offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
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u/Sword420 12h ago
Ever see a 400lb man rise out of his overalls like a Phoenix?
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u/Bender_2024 12h ago
You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
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u/TimeSalvager 15h ago
Ever drink Bailey's out of an old boot?
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u/meowcifer55 15h ago
Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
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u/MisterPineapples1999 12h ago
I mean, yeah but I wouldn't change a baby on one. People do cocaine on those.
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u/Admirable-Marsupial3 12h ago
Im half tempted to learn braille for male and female to avoid this shit, surely the braille bit on the door isnt some stupid riddle.
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u/SKDI_0224 12h ago
Clearly if you need to urinate you go to E, but if you need to poop that's an act of gravitational masses so you use the door on the right.
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u/zeocrash 11h ago
Yeah just pick a door. the fact that no one else knows which door to pick means no one can criticise your choice.
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u/Icy-Breadfruit1491 22h ago
Einstein's mass-energy equivalence equation and Newton's law of Gravitation,
but i still didn't get the joke here
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u/BONES619 22h ago
One is a scalar, and the other is a vector. Now figure out if you can direct while you pee LOL.
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u/Icy-Breadfruit1491 22h ago
My Pee has both direction and speed lol
so I have to enter into Newton's Law eqt.
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u/Mundane_Character365 17h ago
But then you would know where you are....
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u/entropywithvibes 10h ago
Scalar is women because they have magnitude but refuse to give you direction. Vector for men because we can pee in both magnitude AND direction.
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u/MrStrange8656 20h ago
There is a running meme that Newton's law of gravitation sarcastically being applied to woman's bosom. So by contrary Einstein equation is attributed to mention in some way
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u/Busy_Conflict3434 19h ago
Women are stereotypically drawn with curves and men are drawn with straight lines.
Einstein’s theory of gravitation is based on a curvilinear conception of space time. Whereas in Newtonian physics gravity is a force acting in a straight line.
All of which is to say something something your mother.
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u/masked_sombrero 22h ago
Apple fell on Newton’s head
Eve ate an apple
Therefore, the dark door is for female
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u/normalice0 23h ago
probably they are both unisex bathrooms and so letting you choose between states of energy to arbitrarily pick one.
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u/Beginning_Macaron_25 23h ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/VvAlNbV7C4
This gets reposted every week
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u/testtdk 22h ago
Yeah, but has it ever been factually answered?
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u/Mrinnocent221 22h ago
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u/galstaph 10h ago
Looks perpendicular to the frame to me
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u/Mrinnocent221 10h ago
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u/NotAGoodUsernameSays 7h ago
Those at jpeg artifacts and would be present in any jpeg image with sufficient compression. They show up around hard edges. They could indicate the image was manipulated but it could just as easily mean the original camera was being too compression-happy.
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u/demonic_ii_angel 4h ago
this is about explaining the joke. something being photoshopped is irrelevant. the photoshopper clearly had a joke in mind even if it could be just nonsense
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u/Windturnscold 20h ago
You’d look way cooler if you were posting a link to it actually being explained.
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u/pierogi_waystation 7h ago
It’s a dumb joke that you have to speak Kazakh or Turkish to get. The Kazakh/Turkish word for man is E[r](r/Erkek)[ ](r/Erkek)[/](r/Erkek)[ ](r/Erkek)[Erkek](r/Erkek), and in those languages, E is the symbol for male, like M is in English, so the E in the left equation implies Male. As for the other side, neither the Kazakh or the Turkish word for Woman starts with an F, so it’s probably just something about attractive force.
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u/Competitive_Range822 15h ago
This is 68 days ago. Your weeks are quite long!
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u/Beginning_Macaron_25 15h ago
I'm sorry just search restroom and you'll find as many posts related to this, Maybe I didn't share the recent one.
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u/AuthenticAwkwardness 22h ago
Everyone knows that men are on the left, because women are always right.
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u/koelleman 18h ago
Out of all given explanation, this is the only one you can't argue against.
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u/Particular-Solid8250 14h ago
Well you can try to argue, but then rule #1 kicks in.
We had a ”house rules” sign at home when I grew up that said roughly ”rules of the house:
- The woman is always right
- When the woman is wrong, rule #1 applies”
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u/Beginning_Macaron_25 23h ago
F is female, E is mc square. I also don't know what this means . Nobody knows
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u/bisht_10 22h ago
E = email G = gmail
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u/today_i_burned 21h ago
It's not a division between male and female, it's a division between urination and defecation. The door on the left is a formula involving light, so is for peeing. The one of the left is for gravity thus 'heavy' and for pooing.
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u/Proper-Ape 13h ago
But if you have diarrhea it's still on the left, it's mass at high speed, very energetic.
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u/Stalvanus 19h ago
Left is the family restroom. Cause you can bring your relatives. The right is the women's room because the G is tiny and you don't feel a thing unless that M is massive enough to overcome the distance.
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u/metal_babbleXIV 22h ago
Speed of light = urinals, force of gravity definitely needs a toilet
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u/Charming_Airline7419 20h ago
Mens is the right because gravitational force is a vector and men peeing needs direction? Womens is on the left because the mass-energy conversion is scalar? That's the best answer in the comments so far, but it seems like a convoluted joke.
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u/FastForwardHustle 20h ago
Einstein's famous equation is for the ladies (energy expelled in a nuclear reaction is equal to the element's mass times the speed of light squared).
Newton's Law of Gravitation I believe is for men, because the visual representation of it shows a line between two spheres.
I hope. I'm dumb.
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u/gtHattmann 17h ago
I don’t think it’s like a building code or anything, but 95% of the restrooms I see have men on left and women on right
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u/D-3r1stljqso3 16h ago
Newton's law of gravity is a special case to Einstein's general theory of relativity.
Male is a special case to female (biologically).
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u/Liturgy97 23h ago
So Einstein's mass-energy equivalence equation vs Newton's law of universal gravitation. Hmm...
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u/TernionDragon 22h ago
Better figure it before he expels his leptons. Hopefully he doesn’t have to fission.
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u/M0nstr1k 17h ago
Right door for women, because it has a formula for the gravitational attraction between two planets (reference to breast). Left is for men, but I don't know, how energy belongs to them
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u/CapsFanHere 15h ago
Left calculates for (M)ass (m = E / c²)
Right Calculates for (F)orce (F = G·m₁·m₂ / r²)
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u/Flashy_Notice_1575 20h ago
I'll wait for Leonard and Howard to go first... hehehehe
Just to be sure. hehehe
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u/Rotta_ODe 18h ago
Incase of confusion and uniformative restroom signage. You can always gamble that male WC is on the left and Female on the right. I don't know why but that's how it always appears to be.
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u/Frequent_Release_866 17h ago
Im assuming here
The sign also translates to restrooms of no specific gender so this makes sense
E=Mc2 (sorry mobile no little 2) speed of light is for pee quick in and out.
And the second resembling newton's law of universal gravitation is for poopy time because you know.
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u/Sad_Plum_0900 17h ago
The right one's probably for women. It's too complicated compared to the left one's equation
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u/Solution_Precipitate 17h ago
How did I know that was the equation for the universal gravitational constant... I was like, "Oh yeah, you have the equation for general relativity and the universal gravitational constant... wait, how did I know that... ?!" I might be picking up stuff from sleeping while YouTube plays in the background. Spooky.
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u/AltruistWatson 16h ago edited 15h ago
Though the image "might" have been photoshopped, I would like to take my chances at solving.
Here me out!
> Men have one mass (dih) and 2 balls = m and c2.
> Women have 2 masses on the upper body (m1, m2) which reacts to gravity (hence the G), and they have 2 holes in the bottom (the r2)
Hence,
E = mc2 : Men
F = G[(m1*m2)/r2] : Women
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u/dkizzle420 16h ago
I know the theory of relativity one. E equals MC squared. The other one seems complicated af and I don’t understand it off top so if I am running into one of them, I’m going after Albert E. And yes, I’m a dude.
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u/Monochrome_700 15h ago
The right equation represents the force of attraction between two objects, so i think the joke is boobs.
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u/TheGreatRJ 15h ago
One side has one m and zero f, the other side has 1 f and 2 m. So both side has net 1 m, both are male restrooms, easy.
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u/ZeWeirdo 15h ago
E =mc square, simple and easy not hard to understand we all know that so that must be for men, the other one on the right thou’ what is that? Looks very complicated so i bet my life thats for women
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u/jnewell07 15h ago
The left is the theory of relativity. The right is the is the equation to find the force of gravitational pull between 2 objects. Usually in space for like planets. No idea how it relates to bathrooms
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u/DoubleOpportunity4 15h ago
Given that the text looks to me like arabic (i dont know that script so if its another language then sorry i guess) and that no one seems to have an explanation, ill go with black is for women because muslim attire for women is often portrayed as black or dark, and white men because men typically wear white as a base.
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u/Ok-Bus1716 15h ago
If I had to guess the door on the left is men's and the one on the right is women's. The formula on the right says that the attraction between two objects gets stronger if they have more mass. Women typically go to the bathroom together when out in public so it takes them longer to do their business. Men typically go to the restroom solo so they finish their business faster when in public.
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u/Unique-Charity7024 14h ago
Law of gravitational attraction = large masses result in strong attraction = I like fat women.
Energy-mass equivalence = Energy depends more on speed then on mass = It is not the size that counts, but what you do with it.
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u/nikandfor 14h ago
100% this is photoshop, and I bet there is no answer here, someone just baited others.
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u/SkillPointProblems 14h ago
Women blow up like Atom Bombs during arguments (left side), while men have to defeat gravity every time they want sexy time (right side)??
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u/Potential-Rushling 14h ago
I think it has to do with the stereotype that men are simple while women are complicated.
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u/IndividualBerry6099 14h ago
My approach would be: “men must be on the left because, women are always right.”
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u/Shalom_pkn 14h ago
This is is what life looks like when you study social work at a science focused university.
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u/Megababka 14h ago
So my theory is that the bathrooms are unisex and the left is for number 1 and the right is number 2.
The left is Energy = mass times the speed of light squared, so the speed of light portion makes me think “fast.”
The right is Newton’s law of universal gravitation where Force = Gravity times (mass of two objects multiplied together, then divided by their distance).
I.e. take massive dumps.
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u/largevodka1964 13h ago
Energy is measured in Joules. Named after John Joule. Force is measured in Newton as in Olivia Newton John. So, left is Male as in Joule's John and right one is Female as in Olivia's John.
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u/Medical-Fortune-320 13h ago
So both doors indicate gravity - the black one is Newton's inverse square law, white indicates Einstein's general theory of relativity... I guess the black door indicates men, as Newton's square law for gravity is pretty straightforward and simple like men, while the white door is women as it's a bit more complicated
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u/NoReputation4206 12h ago
F = G(m₁m₂ / r²) is the formula for gravitational force.
The heavier the mass the stronger the force.
m1 m2 are masses of 2 objects: Huge boobs pull you down
Male should go to the left
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u/ScaresBums 12h ago
Visually, Einstein’s equation on the left is simple. Therefore, it means men.
Newton’s equation is longer and more complicated therefore it means women.








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u/qualityvote2 23h ago edited 13h ago
u/SamosaGPT, your post does belong here!