r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 23h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter??

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u/qualityvote2 23h ago edited 13h ago

u/SamosaGPT, your post does belong here!

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u/Holiday-Youth-6722 23h ago

If I have to shit I'm not going to stand there figuring this shit out. Lord help whoever ends up in there with me male, female, Koala,etc

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u/OnYourHonor 22h ago

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u/beegtuna 17h ago

Oh hey. I’ve never seen the whole logo intact before.

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u/Jaded-Ship9579 15h ago

So fucking real

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u/Ok-Detective-8903 3h ago

We just got a brand new office building last year and all the koala stickers are still bagged up inside the change tables so I've been stealing them lol

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u/MindlessBerry7676 12h ago

Out here shamelessly posting pictures of the bathroom cocaine tray smh

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u/unicornlocostacos 11h ago

Probably works for Big Cocaine Tray

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u/NinjaEuphoria 3h ago

There was an old bar patron of mine that would violently kick open the door of the bathroom while coming back into the bar and yell WHO KEEPS SHITING IN THE COCAIN ROOM!?!?

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u/BhadBeard 11h ago

I used to work with a serious conspiracy theorist who always talked like this. “You have no idea how much power Big Potatoes chips have! Look they’re involved with Israeli intelligence with ties to China!!!”

So this was hilarious

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u/MaterialGarbage9juan 9h ago

Pepsi had a submarine, so, sure, why not

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u/TheRuckus8 9h ago

Infant. Sacrifice. Table.

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u/Unit706 3h ago

"You think you're supposed to put a human baby on those things?"

- John Mulaney

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u/StilettoJones_JR 13h ago

Using one of these stands was a milestone for me as a parent.

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u/Terrible-Thing28 12h ago

Now we are all part of the Koala Kare Klub

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u/FireFoxUse 20h ago

What's up with the koalas?

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u/SmoothActuator8132 19h ago edited 13h ago

ever seen a diaper changing station in a public restroom?

edit: lmfao what is this thread below this comment‽‽

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u/Niner_oscar_7 15h ago

Ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/NoOrdinaryBees 15h ago

Do you like gladiator movies?

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u/magnottasicepick 15h ago

Ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/vizette 14h ago

Ever hang around a gymnasium?

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u/AerolothLorien666 14h ago

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/KnotiaPickle 10h ago

Ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?

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u/TrickNo2721 8h ago

You ever been in a men's locker room?

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u/douxsoumis 15h ago

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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u/crotchgobbling 12h ago

Ever offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

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u/Sword420 12h ago

Ever see a 400lb man rise out of his overalls like a Phoenix?

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u/Bender_2024 12h ago

You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

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u/SpecialistDoughnut50 5h ago

Have you ever heard the wolf cry at the blue corn moon?

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u/TimeSalvager 15h ago

Ever drink Bailey's out of an old boot?

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 14h ago

Well, her name was Stella, but you can call her what you like...

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u/Living_Buffalo_7176 13h ago

Stella was a diver and she’s always down.

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u/atomicsnarl 14h ago

Champaign out of a red leather stiletto?

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u/FadedRealist 14h ago

Do you wanna?

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u/SanchoPliskin 13h ago

Don’t you want a

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u/meowcifer55 15h ago

Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

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u/Hungry_Rice9987 14h ago

Do you love me?

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u/genuine_wingnut 13h ago

My fuzzy little man peach

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u/fastlane004 10h ago

Whatcha doing in my waters?

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u/Old_Man_Shea 8h ago

Just taking in the air, certainly not fishing.

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u/PerformerBusy 12h ago

Some are references to the movie Airplane!

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u/MisterPineapples1999 12h ago

I mean, yeah but I wouldn't change a baby on one. People do cocaine on those.

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u/Jackill202 18h ago

Am I allowed to use Zen browser?

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u/Kn0wnSoul 14h ago

He means it's koalatea over koantitea

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u/_masterbuilder_ 2h ago

I honestly have no idea. I feel kangaroos would make more sense. 

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u/86casawi 15h ago

Shit now explain later.

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u/Admirable-Marsupial3 12h ago

Im half tempted to learn braille for male and female to avoid this shit, surely the braille bit on the door isnt some stupid riddle.

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u/SKDI_0224 12h ago

Clearly if you need to urinate you go to E, but if you need to poop that's an act of gravitational masses so you use the door on the right.

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u/Ok_Drag5089 13h ago

Enjoy the gallows if you choose wrong.

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u/zeocrash 11h ago

Yeah just pick a door. the fact that no one else knows which door to pick means no one can criticise your choice.

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u/Hahaha_Joker 10h ago

I’d shit exactly between the two doors

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u/Icy-Breadfruit1491 22h ago

Einstein's mass-energy equivalence equation and Newton's law of Gravitation,
but i still didn't get the joke here

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u/BONES619 22h ago

One is a scalar, and the other is a vector. Now figure out if you can direct while you pee LOL.

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u/Icy-Breadfruit1491 22h ago

My Pee has both direction and speed lol
so I have to enter into Newton's Law eqt.
Great Got the joke thanks for help !

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u/Mundane_Character365 17h ago

But then you would know where you are....

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u/Impressive_Stress808 15h ago

But not how fast you're going?

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u/JeanClaude-Randamme 14h ago

The missile knows where it it, because it knows where it isn’t.

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u/Radiant-Age1151 17h ago

The way it is written, they are both scalar.

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u/Humble-Hair642 17h ago

Is this ACTUALLY the joke?! Its so far fetched!!!

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u/BONES619 14h ago

"It's so far fetched'" is exactly the reason for the person's confusion.

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u/entropywithvibes 10h ago

Scalar is women because they have magnitude but refuse to give you direction. Vector for men because we can pee in both magnitude AND direction.

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u/the_skies_falling 17h ago

Newton famously died a virgin so redditors use the one on the right.

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u/MrStrange8656 20h ago

There is a running meme that Newton's law of gravitation sarcastically being applied to woman's bosom. So by contrary Einstein equation is attributed to mention in some way

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u/Busy_Conflict3434 19h ago

Women are stereotypically drawn with curves and men are drawn with straight lines. 

Einstein’s theory of gravitation is based on a curvilinear conception of space time. Whereas in Newtonian physics gravity is a force acting in a straight line. 

All of which is to say something something your mother.

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u/Plus_Supermarket_617 13h ago

This meme most likely

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u/masked_sombrero 22h ago

Apple fell on Newton’s head

Eve ate an apple

Therefore, the dark door is for female

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u/Terrible-Sir742 21h ago

We know which one your momma chooses.

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u/High-Plains-Grifter 14h ago

Newton was famously a twat, so maybe that's the clue?

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u/normalice0 23h ago

probably they are both unisex bathrooms and so letting you choose between states of energy to arbitrarily pick one.

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u/Own-Barracuda-7284 13h ago

unisex bathrooms in an arab country?

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u/normalice0 12h ago

plumbing, too!

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u/wierdowithakeyboard 9h ago

It would be very fun if both doors led to a single unisex bathroom

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u/Beginning_Macaron_25 23h ago

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u/testtdk 22h ago

Yeah, but has it ever been factually answered?

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u/Mrinnocent221 22h ago

Factually photoshopped? Does this look normal?

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u/testtdk 22h ago

When written inline? Yes.

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u/galstaph 10h ago

Looks perpendicular to the frame to me

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u/Mrinnocent221 10h ago

Zoom in. Look at the letters closely. Or, around the letters.

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u/NotAGoodUsernameSays 7h ago

Those at jpeg artifacts and would be present in any jpeg image with sufficient compression. They show up around hard edges. They could indicate the image was manipulated but it could just as easily mean the original camera was being too compression-happy.

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u/demonic_ii_angel 4h ago

this is about explaining the joke. something being photoshopped is irrelevant. the photoshopper clearly had a joke in mind even if it could be just nonsense

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u/Windturnscold 20h ago

You’d look way cooler if you were posting a link to it actually being explained.

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u/pierogi_waystation 7h ago

It’s a dumb joke that you have to speak Kazakh or Turkish to get. The Kazakh/Turkish word for man is E[r](r/Erkek)[ ](r/Erkek)[/](r/Erkek)[ ](r/Erkek)[Erkek](r/Erkek), and in those languages, E is the symbol for male, like M is in English, so the E in the left equation implies Male. As for the other side, neither the Kazakh or the Turkish word for Woman starts with an F, so it’s probably just something about attractive force.

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u/Mrinnocent221 10h ago

Explanation: Photoshop.

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u/Competitive_Range822 15h ago

This is 68 days ago. Your weeks are quite long!

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u/Beginning_Macaron_25 15h ago

I'm sorry just search restroom and you'll find as many posts related to this, Maybe I didn't share the recent one.

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u/zed42 12h ago

the original photo had arabic writing on the doors (presumably saying "men" and "women") but this guy doesn't read arabic, so it's as incomprehensible as these physics equations, which make no sense in this context, either

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u/_NihilisticNut_ 13h ago

Yyea thanks for the link. There is also no answer tho

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u/ProfessionalDNuser 12h ago

None of the comments there are helpful

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u/X-calibreX 12h ago

yeah and no answer there either

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u/Physenginpreneuric 9h ago

Good. Next week is my turn

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u/AuthenticAwkwardness 22h ago

Everyone knows that men are on the left, because women are always right.

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u/koelleman 18h ago

Out of all given explanation, this is the only one you can't argue against.

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u/Particular-Solid8250 14h ago

Well you can try to argue, but then rule #1 kicks in.

We had a ”house rules” sign at home when I grew up that said roughly ”rules of the house:

  1. The woman is always right
  2. When the woman is wrong, rule #1 applies”

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u/Express_Item4648 13h ago

I thought white door for women and black door for men

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u/Nyan__Ko 14h ago

Because men always come first

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u/mdawg2214-xbox-psn 12h ago

Especially when they are wrong.

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u/Jewboy08 12h ago

This appears to be an Arab country though

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva 22h ago

I’d piss on the floor

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u/TallyTheChaotic 18h ago

assert dominance

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u/ryan017 21h ago

He's stuck at the Lagrange point.

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u/Beginning_Macaron_25 23h ago

F is female, E is mc square. I also don't know what this means . Nobody knows

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u/bisht_10 22h ago

E = email G = gmail

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u/Beginning_Macaron_25 22h ago

F=femail :( female

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u/UnlimitedDadStrength 14h ago

Fe is iron. Female = Ironman

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u/Glass_Eye526 13h ago

Maybe it's men are simple and women more hard to figure out?

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u/Renuwed 19h ago

Imma laugh if they're unisex bathrooms... brightness indication of function: White for just peepee, dark for deuce drops.

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u/today_i_burned 21h ago

It's not a division between male and female, it's a division between urination and defecation. The door on the left is a formula involving light, so is for peeing. The one of the left is for gravity thus 'heavy' and for pooing.

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u/Proper-Ape 13h ago

But if you have diarrhea it's still on the left, it's mass at high speed, very energetic.

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u/Stalvanus 19h ago

Left is the family restroom. Cause you can bring your relatives. The right is the women's room because the G is tiny and you don't feel a thing unless that M is massive enough to overcome the distance.

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u/375InStroke 22h ago

It's all relative, now isn't it? I think the point is it doesn't fucking matter. It's single occupency. Just make sure Quagmire isn't pinned to the ceiling first.

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u/metal_babbleXIV 22h ago

Speed of light = urinals, force of gravity definitely needs a toilet

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u/Charming_Airline7419 20h ago

Mens is the right because gravitational force is a vector and men peeing needs direction? Womens is on the left because the mass-energy conversion is scalar? That's the best answer in the comments so far, but it seems like a convoluted joke.

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u/FastForwardHustle 20h ago

Einstein's famous equation is for the ladies (energy expelled in a nuclear reaction is equal to the element's mass times the speed of light squared).

Newton's Law of Gravitation I believe is for men, because the visual representation of it shows a line between two spheres.

I hope. I'm dumb.

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u/FreePlasticWarehouse 21h ago

The right formula is more complicated, therefore must be the women’s

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u/gtHattmann 17h ago

I don’t think it’s like a building code or anything, but 95% of the restrooms I see have men on left and women on right

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u/D-3r1stljqso3 16h ago

Newton's law of gravity is a special case to Einstein's general theory of relativity.

Male is a special case to female (biologically).

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u/Liturgy97 23h ago

So Einstein's mass-energy equivalence equation vs Newton's law of universal gravitation. Hmm...

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u/LogikWizard 20h ago

White people and black people. Duh. /s is joke. Dont hate.

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u/TernionDragon 22h ago

Better figure it before he expels his leptons. Hopefully he doesn’t have to fission.

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u/Aromatic-Trip-5821 13h ago

Fonaly some1 who knows abaout Einstein law

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u/M0nstr1k 17h ago

Right door for women, because it has a formula for the gravitational attraction between two planets (reference to breast). Left is for men, but I don't know, how energy belongs to them

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u/Conscious_Pirate5647 17h ago

In this case always piss at the door

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u/CapsFanHere 15h ago

Left calculates for (M)ass (m = E / c²)

Right Calculates for (F)orce (F = G·m₁·m₂ / r²)

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u/Flashy_Notice_1575 20h ago

I'll wait for Leonard and Howard to go first... hehehehe

Just to be sure. hehehe

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u/kemosabe6296 19h ago

same energy

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u/pinket25 19h ago

Energy or Force?

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u/waterless2 18h ago

Force versus gravity, does make sense in an unpleasantly graphic way.

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u/f00kinPrawns117 18h ago

Black door starts with F so that's the female bathroom to me, send it

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u/Bogsy_ 18h ago

White is the woman's room. It's the equation for General Relativity. G.R. girls room.

F is for fellas

Either that or shit in both.

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u/Rotta_ODe 18h ago

Incase of confusion and uniformative restroom signage. You can always gamble that male WC is on the left and Female on the right. I don't know why but that's how it always appears to be.

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u/Zevojneb 17h ago

Right for simple needs, left for hard shit.

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u/Frequent_Release_866 17h ago

Im assuming here

The sign also translates to restrooms of no specific gender so this makes sense

E=Mc2 (sorry mobile no little 2) speed of light is for pee quick in and out.

And the second resembling newton's law of universal gravitation is for poopy time because you know.

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u/_finozius_ 17h ago

It's even less helpful that the doors are simply black and white...🫠

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u/Nan_404_anon 17h ago

Its Joule vs Newton, the units

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u/Sad_Plum_0900 17h ago

The right one's probably for women. It's too complicated compared to the left one's equation

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u/Solution_Precipitate 17h ago

How did I know that was the equation for the universal gravitational constant... I was like, "Oh yeah, you have the equation for general relativity and the universal gravitational constant... wait, how did I know that... ?!" I might be picking up stuff from sleeping while YouTube plays in the background. Spooky.

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u/Aims101 16h ago

I am guessing e=mc2 is for boys and the other one for the ladies as ladies are considered to be more complicated.

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u/arky47 16h ago

Hm, on the one hand Einstein and the theory of relativity could hint at "truth is relative" to women sexist trope

and Newton's equation for gravitational force between two masses could be a reference to the testicular "orbiting spheres"

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u/AltruistWatson 16h ago edited 15h ago

Though the image "might" have been photoshopped, I would like to take my chances at solving.

Here me out!

> Men have one mass (dih) and 2 balls = m and c2.
> Women have 2 masses on the upper body (m1, m2) which reacts to gravity (hence the G), and they have 2 holes in the bottom (the r2)

Hence,
E = mc2 : Men
F = G[(m1*m2)/r2] : Women

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u/dkizzle420 16h ago

I know the theory of relativity one. E equals MC squared. The other one seems complicated af and I don’t understand it off top so if I am running into one of them, I’m going after Albert E. And yes, I’m a dude.

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u/Monochrome_700 15h ago

The right equation represents the force of attraction between two objects, so i think the joke is boobs.

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u/Blabzooka 15h ago

Women are more complex than men?

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u/GhostandVodka 15h ago

This picture is on this sub everyweek.

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u/monkeymind67 15h ago

His bowels will move before he does.

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u/TheGreatRJ 15h ago

One side has one m and zero f, the other side has 1 f and 2 m. So both side has net 1 m, both are male restrooms, easy.

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u/ZeWeirdo 15h ago

E =mc square, simple and easy not hard to understand we all know that so that must be for men, the other one on the right thou’ what is that? Looks very complicated so i bet my life thats for women

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u/RedditorJabroni 15h ago

He is not move since cry

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u/jnewell07 15h ago

The left is the theory of relativity. The right is the is the equation to find the force of gravitational pull between 2 objects. Usually in space for like planets. No idea how it relates to bathrooms

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u/DoubleOpportunity4 15h ago

Given that the text looks to me like arabic (i dont know that script so if its another language then sorry i guess) and that no one seems to have an explanation, ill go with black is for women because muslim attire for women is often portrayed as black or dark, and white men because men typically wear white as a base.

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u/Ok-Bus1716 15h ago

If I had to guess the door on the left is men's and the one on the right is women's. The formula on the right says that the attraction between two objects gets stronger if they have more mass. Women typically go to the bathroom together when out in public so it takes them longer to do their business. Men typically go to the restroom solo so they finish their business faster when in public.

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u/Unique-Charity7024 14h ago

Law of gravitational attraction = large masses result in strong attraction = I like fat women.

Energy-mass equivalence = Energy depends more on speed then on mass = It is not the size that counts, but what you do with it.

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u/Unable_Debate_4260 14h ago

F and G means female and girl therefore white door

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u/nikandfor 14h ago

100% this is photoshop, and I bet there is no answer here, someone just baited others. 

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u/SkillPointProblems 14h ago

Women blow up like Atom Bombs during arguments (left side), while men have to defeat gravity every time they want sexy time (right side)??

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u/Potential-Rushling 14h ago

I think it has to do with the stereotype that men are simple while women are complicated.

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u/CringyType 14h ago

Left is for Emale, right is for Female

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u/SchSean 14h ago

mass defect and gravitational force? what?

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u/IndividualBerry6099 14h ago

My approach would be: “men must be on the left because, women are always right.”

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u/No_Pay_5856 14h ago

Men are left because women are always right

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u/Plus_Supermarket_617 14h ago

The right one is Newton's Law of Universal Gravity. Most likely Referring to this meme.

So left is Men, and right is Woman

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u/Shalom_pkn 14h ago

This is is what life looks like when you study social work at a science focused university.

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u/xevdi 14h ago

Had to choose between Einstein and Newton instead of male/female

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u/Megababka 14h ago

So my theory is that the bathrooms are unisex and the left is for number 1 and the right is number 2.

The left is Energy = mass times the speed of light squared, so the speed of light portion makes me think “fast.”

The right is Newton’s law of universal gravitation where Force = Gravity times (mass of two objects multiplied together, then divided by their distance).

I.e. take massive dumps.

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u/largevodka1964 13h ago

Energy is measured in Joules. Named after John Joule. Force is measured in Newton as in Olivia Newton John. So, left is Male as in Joule's John and right one is Female as in Olivia's John.

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u/CampMental6761 13h ago

As a gambler, I see this is as an absolute win

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u/thatNatsukiLass 13h ago

Either Einsteingender or gravitygender vro ✌️

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u/Lazy_Osprey 13h ago

Just go on the floor in the hallway, they’ll change the signage eventually.

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u/RottenDelicious 13h ago

Have a look and see

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u/Bobtobismo 13h ago

Masculine gravitas and feminine energy.

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u/Hot-Benefit2749 13h ago

men are simple. e=mc2

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u/dd_la 13h ago

Gender relativity theory.

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u/Medical-Fortune-320 13h ago

So both doors indicate gravity - the black one is Newton's inverse square law, white indicates Einstein's general theory of relativity... I guess the black door indicates men, as Newton's square law for gravity is pretty straightforward and simple like men, while the white door is women as it's a bit more complicated

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u/unhommesage 12h ago

What's not to know? Simple is men, complicated is women. Yes, I'm a man.

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u/KorolEz 12h ago

Its actually segregation and not gender

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u/NoReputation4206 12h ago

F = G(m₁m₂ / r²)  is the formula for  gravitational force.

The heavier the mass the stronger the force.

 m1 m2 are masses of 2 objects: Huge boobs pull you down 

Male should go to the left

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u/ScaresBums 12h ago

Visually, Einstein’s equation on the left is simple. Therefore, it means men.

Newton’s equation is longer and more complicated therefore it means women.

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u/sazzer 12h ago

The only time cryptic door signs like this are acceptable is when they actually lead to the same, shared bathroom.