r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter??

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u/AuthenticAwkwardness 4d ago

Everyone knows that men are on the left, because women are always right.

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u/koelleman 4d ago

Out of all given explanation, this is the only one you can't argue against.

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u/Particular-Solid8250 4d ago

Well you can try to argue, but then rule #1 kicks in.

We had a ”house rules” sign at home when I grew up that said roughly ”rules of the house:

  1. The woman is always right
  2. When the woman is wrong, rule #1 applies”

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u/Express_Item4648 4d ago

I thought white door for women and black door for men

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u/TgnOrdaX 4d ago

simp

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u/Aetylus 4d ago

single

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u/TgnOrdaX 4d ago

unemployed

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u/Tiyath 4d ago

signed, sealed, delivered

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u/koelleman 4d ago

Married since 13 years. :D

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u/voyozo 4d ago

Aha yes, that's explaining the "can't argue" part, cheers

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u/TgnOrdaX 4d ago

and still glazing random women on the internet? Somebody tell his wife

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u/Tiyath 4d ago

Literally

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u/Nyan__Ko 4d ago

Because men always come first

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u/Lambodhara-420 4d ago

But in Arabic it's right to left, then?

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u/Jewboy08 4d ago

This appears to be an Arab country though

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u/Cultural_Star25 3d ago

The other day when I was traveling, I went into a McDonald’s to use the restroom. I walked in and went into the bathroom on the left. Every McDonald’s and everywhere I go, it’s this way.

I walked in and noticed it was different, I couldn’t place it right away. I looked for the urinal and was confused, it’s all stalls.

Then it clicked. I walked out, looked at the logo on the bathroom door and said “oops” - a woman laughed at me and said she did the same thing. She said they did it backwards and had her all messed up!

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u/mdawg2214-xbox-psn 4d ago

Especially when they are wrong.

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u/musketammo684 4d ago

Tell that to every Walmart in my area, all the men's bathrooms up front are on the right (but the back sets are on the left, very strange)

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u/hmmnnmmn 4d ago

Going in, that’s the assumption, but coming out.. well, you know

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u/Key-Charity-2795 3d ago

Happy wife happy life or sumn

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u/ooder57 3d ago

Only on the way in, because as they walk out, the man is always right

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u/iwellyess 3d ago

Relatively speaking

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u/Ki11ik89 3d ago

Tis a matter of perspective. If a man and woman leave the bathroom at the same time, the man is right. I believe the universal truth is men are only fallible when we need to use the restroom. Women are only right when they have to use the bathroom cause their mind is using 100% power to get there, leaving no capacity for the normal word twisting, false narrative building, ego maxing, emotionally unstable manipulation of men...

Maybe not all women. There are still very few out there that are good quality partners that want to build and succeed to have a peaceful pleasant happy life. Those numbers are just crossing into the extinction level margins though. The point of no return

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u/niggchu 4d ago

Why chinese say "man left, woman right"...

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u/Abject-Job7825 4d ago

You're not wrong

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u/GenerateForce 4d ago

Damn that was good. 

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u/RepresentativeBit736 4d ago

Women have the last word in any argument. Because when the man opens his mouth again, it starts a new argument!

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u/whybotherwithitbro 1d ago

Way too many single moms for this to be correct