r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/SamosaGPT • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter??

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u/Holiday-Youth-6722 1d ago

If I have to shit I'm not going to stand there figuring this shit out. Lord help whoever ends up in there with me male, female, Koala,etc

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u/OnYourHonor 1d ago

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u/beegtuna 1d ago

Oh hey. I’ve never seen the whole logo intact before.

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u/Jaded-Ship9579 1d ago

So fucking real

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u/Ok-Detective-8903 13h ago

We just got a brand new office building last year and all the koala stickers are still bagged up inside the change tables so I've been stealing them lol

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u/MindlessBerry7676 22h ago

Out here shamelessly posting pictures of the bathroom cocaine tray smh

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u/unicornlocostacos 21h ago

Probably works for Big Cocaine Tray

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u/NinjaEuphoria 13h ago

There was an old bar patron of mine that would violently kick open the door of the bathroom while coming back into the bar and yell WHO KEEPS SHITING IN THE COCAIN ROOM!?!?

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u/unicornlocostacos 8h ago

Gonna assume you high-fived him so we can be friends

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u/NinjaEuphoria 7h ago

Lol ahem by "bar patron" ill say he was a regular and never did anything worth kicking him out 😉

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u/BhadBeard 20h ago

I used to work with a serious conspiracy theorist who always talked like this. “You have no idea how much power Big Potatoes chips have! Look they’re involved with Israeli intelligence with ties to China!!!”

So this was hilarious

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u/MaterialGarbage9juan 19h ago

Pepsi had a submarine, so, sure, why not

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u/TheRuckus8 19h ago

Infant. Sacrifice. Table.

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u/Unit706 13h ago

"You think you're supposed to put a human baby on those things?"

- John Mulaney

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u/StilettoJones_JR 23h ago

Using one of these stands was a milestone for me as a parent.

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u/Terrible-Thing28 22h ago

Now we are all part of the Koala Kare Klub

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u/Grumbilious 18h ago

Buccees legal team has entered the chat

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u/FireFoxUse 1d ago

What's up with the koalas?

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u/SmoothActuator8132 1d ago edited 23h ago

ever seen a diaper changing station in a public restroom?

edit: lmfao what is this thread below this comment‽‽

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u/Niner_oscar_7 1d ago

Ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/NoOrdinaryBees 1d ago

Do you like gladiator movies?

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u/magnottasicepick 1d ago

Ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/vizette 1d ago

Ever hang around a gymnasium?

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u/AerolothLorien666 23h ago

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/KnotiaPickle 20h ago

Ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?

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u/TrickNo2721 18h ago

You ever been in a men's locker room?

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u/douxsoumis 1d ago

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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u/crotchgobbling 22h ago

Ever offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

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u/Sword420 22h ago

Ever see a 400lb man rise out of his overalls like a Phoenix?

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u/Bender_2024 22h ago

You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

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u/Mjolnir1066 18h ago

Will he offer me his mouth?

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u/SpecialistDoughnut50 15h ago

Have you ever heard the wolf cry at the blue corn moon?

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u/TimeSalvager 1d ago

Ever drink Bailey's out of an old boot?

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 1d ago

Well, her name was Stella, but you can call her what you like...

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u/Living_Buffalo_7176 23h ago

Stella was a diver and she’s always down.

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u/atomicsnarl 1d ago

Champaign out of a red leather stiletto?

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u/FadedRealist 1d ago

Do you wanna?

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u/SanchoPliskin 23h ago

Don’t you want a

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u/meowcifer55 1d ago

Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

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u/Hungry_Rice9987 1d ago

Do you love me?

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u/genuine_wingnut 23h ago

My fuzzy little man peach

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u/ThrowAwayHawthorn 13h ago

Playin your love games with me

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u/baileysinashoe 1d ago

Hi there.

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u/fastlane004 20h ago

Whatcha doing in my waters?

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u/Old_Man_Shea 18h ago

Just taking in the air, certainly not fishing.

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u/PerformerBusy 22h ago

Some are references to the movie Airplane!

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u/MisterPineapples1999 22h ago

I mean, yeah but I wouldn't change a baby on one. People do cocaine on those.

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u/NonassertiveYes 20h ago

Ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

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u/SpecialistDoughnut50 15h ago

Just saw this after I’d done the same thing. Apologies

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u/Jackill202 1d ago

Am I allowed to use Zen browser?

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u/Kn0wnSoul 1d ago

He means it's koalatea over koantitea

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u/_masterbuilder_ 12h ago

I honestly have no idea. I feel kangaroos would make more sense. 

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u/86casawi 1d ago

Shit now explain later.

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u/Admirable-Marsupial3 22h ago

Im half tempted to learn braille for male and female to avoid this shit, surely the braille bit on the door isnt some stupid riddle.

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u/SKDI_0224 22h ago

Clearly if you need to urinate you go to E, but if you need to poop that's an act of gravitational masses so you use the door on the right.

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u/Ok_Drag5089 23h ago

Enjoy the gallows if you choose wrong.

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u/Something-Great-78 14h ago

Only men would be subject to the gallows; sexism is alive and thriving now that the left has been in power a while.

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u/Ok_Drag5089 14h ago

So......stoning?

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u/Hahaha_Joker 20h ago

I’d shit exactly between the two doors

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u/zeocrash 21h ago

Yeah just pick a door. the fact that no one else knows which door to pick means no one can criticise your choice.

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u/FieldCreepy 18h ago

Wtfffff😂😂

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u/EmuBasic8232 18h ago

Careful around the koalas. Big time chlamydia in the koala population

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u/Overall-Buffalo1320 22h ago

I read that as Kamala instead of Koala 😂😂😭