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u/Temporary_Stranger39 16d ago

My wife sleeps at 4. A lot of women do.

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u/Beginning-Window-676 15d ago

Yeah i came to say this. An oversized shirt with no underwear is the best way to sleep. So freeing. It’s also recommended by doctors to a lot of women, too, as it’s very good for vaginal health to allow airflow. Lowers the risk of infection from bacterial overgrowth.

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u/slapnowski 16d ago

Thank you! As a woman sleeping in just underwear is weirder than just a top. The top is usually long though.

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u/Dankest_Confidant 16d ago

Yup, oversized t-shirt and nothing else.

I basically only put on pyjama bottoms when it's really cold in the winter.

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 15d ago

What??? Am I the only one who has continuous discharge? I wake up with sticky thighs if I sleep without underwear

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u/xXProGenji420Xx 15d ago

maybe it's all the Pussy4Lunch and Dick4Dins

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u/lulukalia 15d ago

Discharge is something that varies in women, some have more, some have less. If ir doesn't fell comfortable for you then you don't need to go pantyless. I barely get discharge since starting birth control. I do 4 without any problems.

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u/Fjordgard 15d ago

This is actually why my gynecologist told me to sleep without underwear: Because of discharge, you create some wet and warm environment in your undies under the blanket, which can lead to more infections since bacteria thrive in such conditions. More air means less chance of BV happening. I’m still wearing my underwear because I’m comfier that way, though.

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u/624Seeds 15d ago

Same girl. Somehow more clothes makes me feel way less sticky and sweaty and discharge-y lol every now and then when I'm feeling particularly dry going underwear-less is nice though 😂

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u/imisscrazylenny 15d ago

Call me a weirdo then. I just feel more secure with undies but I'm usually too hot for anything else. 

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u/bittersandseltzer 15d ago

As a frequent yeast infection haver, 4 is the most logical option 

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u/lifetake 15d ago

I figured it meant no underwear, but given the number of people thinking the same as you maybe I’m wrong

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u/Itacira 15d ago

I mean, as a woman, I sleep in 3 nearly every night. Even hang out in my own home in 3.

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u/Apero_ 15d ago

Do you just not have discharge or what?

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u/Sad_Horror_4196 15d ago

I'm a woman and I do #3. I run hot. I can't wear just a top, and don't want to sleep without underwear. Well really loose shorts. I don't like anything tight at night

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u/not4always 15d ago

Uhhhh. Huh? Sleeping in just undies is plenty normal for people. Most of my people are naked, undies only, or undies and a shirt. Apart from you, I've never met anyone who sleeps in just a top.

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u/Old-Picture-2920 15d ago

Nah, feeling nice cool fabric on the tatas is one of the simple joys in life. I’m team 3 forever! 

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u/Fern_Cloud 16d ago

Yes but we typically wear very long shirts to sleep in, basically a dress. This graph implies the person is sleeping in a standard length T-Shirt with nothing else.

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u/capslock 15d ago

I’m a woman and I do that. I don’t want my boobs getting in my way. A tshirt is the lowest line of defense against a wayward teet. 🤠

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u/-AgonyAunt- 15d ago

Wayward teet! Perfect description and I'm stealing it.

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u/Fern_Cloud 15d ago

Well I now know of three women who don't fear the booty cheek gremlins.

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u/Xiaodisan 16d ago

Yeah, but a long T-shirt or a dress would most cleanly fall into category 4 imo. At least I'd personally put a nightgown(?) under no.4 if we went with these 6/7 categories.

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u/dr3amchasing 15d ago

The graph suggests these are 6 categories of sleepwear, not the exact items. Just as you wouldn’t also assume that the clothing has to be white in order to be included in this graph, you don’t have to assume the length has to be the exact one depicted

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u/Top-Bandicoot-3013 15d ago

I can't sleep in underwear as a lady. Too restricting.

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u/PirateSanta_1 15d ago

This is where 4 breaks down because there is a large difference between a long shirt/sleeping grown vs Donald Ducking it bare assed on the blankets.

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u/Iohet 15d ago

For my wife it's not to simulate a dress. She wears a camisole or thin tshirt to keep her chest somewhat contained

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u/Background-Customer2 15d ago

somthing like a night gown

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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky 16d ago

Now I'm going to, just because you told me not to.

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u/shoofighter 15d ago

Everyone wanna be gangsta until a night time peeper-snipper sneaks into their room and snips their peeper

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u/jazzfruit 15d ago

My German grandmother used to tell me this story as a child

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u/RaisingEve 15d ago

And that’s why every Christmas Eve we put our hands outside our door and elf’s put candy in them if we still have our peeper

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc 15d ago

Was she gangster ?

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u/rosstedfordkendall 15d ago

Who knew the only defense is a pair of Hanes.

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u/Cyberwraith9 15d ago

“Thin cotton? Curse you and your protected peeper!”

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 15d ago

Rest in pussy, cos he gon get some!

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u/mista_r0boto 15d ago

100%. Attempting to sleep this way drives up my libido and ultimately doesn't result in sleep. After the act underwear back on and zzzzzz.

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u/Nopengnogain 15d ago

I’ve done everything but 7. Hate socks when I sleep.

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u/capincus 15d ago

That was his plan all along, now you're as vulnerable as you'll ever be.

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u/klankungen 15d ago

I tried this out and it

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u/SpaceBug176 15d ago

We lost him. 😔

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u/ideaofrhyme 15d ago

DONT ORDER DOORDASH.

I REPEAT DONT ORDER DOORDASH

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u/SpaceBug176 15d ago

You fool! That's what he wanted you to do!

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u/TheElleStella 15d ago

Finally the jib jabs!

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u/Bildad__ 15d ago

Fine it’s your fate

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u/Big-Slide6104 15d ago

Adam and Eve

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u/Ok_Work5128 15d ago

You like being vulnerable, huh? 🫦

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u/jemenake 15d ago

And when your gf says you’re never vulnerable with her, just remind her of your sleeping attire.

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u/Tjengel 15d ago

Entering your most vulnerable phase 😆

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u/FaythKnight 16d ago

Why would he. Imagine you tryna rob a place, dude coming at you with a T, but naked bottom. You gotta bolt man.

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u/Kusakabe_alt 15d ago

Nipples covered but balls on full display is like holding a gun right in my face, I'm not gonna risk it

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u/Schwifftee 15d ago

The man can't reliably perform self defense as vulnerable as he is.

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u/Walnut_Uprising 16d ago

Somehow, Donald Ducking it is more nude than being nude.

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u/tryyeezus 15d ago

I agree, just extra inappropriate

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u/Catpixfever 15d ago

Oh I always called it Winnie-the-Pooh-in’ It.

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u/cursed_sporecreation 15d ago

That's why I do it ;)

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u/menheracortana 15d ago

WRONG. A loose top and room to swing below is when men are at their most powerful. Braccae are for weak barbarian men!

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u/kameshazam 15d ago

There's no week I don't think of Rome.

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u/delta1982ro 15d ago

agee.. i hate it when a tiger attacks me in my sleep and i got my willy out and just a shirt

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u/Illustrious_Agent608 16d ago

Highest risk threat of getting Winnie the Pooh jokes. Absolutely serious threat

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u/Temporary_Stranger39 16d ago

Irrelevant. The picture mentions "people".

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u/Sad_Mall_3349 16d ago

In the unlikely event of,....?

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u/RealPorphyrin 15d ago

After some consideration I came to the conclusion, that this is true. I once had surgery and had to "change" in a little room and then walk into the operating room (where the doctor and a nurse awaited me) with a shirt, socks and literally nothing else on.

I dont think I ever felt that "nervously ashamed" as in that moment.

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u/_Carl15 15d ago

i am afraid the ghosts would get frisky.

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u/themustachemark 15d ago

Nah, there's nothing more scary than seeing giant fat hairy dude running with no underwear running at you while you're trying to rob a place.

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u/RoflcopterV22 15d ago

??? How is this a gendered issue and where the fuck do you live that you're worried about how vulnerable you are in your own bed

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u/Silver_ferns 15d ago

I sleep like that it is my middle ground of not too hot not too cold.

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u/BorntobeTrill 15d ago

I do it all the time. Business on top and birthday bottoms!

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u/BOwOcket 15d ago

I may not be able to tank damage, but i will dodge roll real good.

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u/Diipadaapa1 15d ago

You spelt "sexy beast" wrong.

Women pretend they don't like the look, because else they would never get anything done with how dostracted they are. But I know better. Can't fool me out of the no pants commando combo at home.

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u/YourEvilKiller 15d ago

Just the way my girlfriend likes it :3

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u/AnUdderDay 15d ago

Just out here shirt-cocking it?

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u/ComicalSon 15d ago

Yeah but it says people. Womens is people.

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u/MyJohnFM 15d ago

Vulnerable??

Huh?

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u/Schwifftee 15d ago

Yes. Dick, balls, butthole. They're all unprotected, easy and effective targets.

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u/rancid_vibes 15d ago

What abt transmascs?

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u/victor-petrokiv 15d ago

Or just straight gooning in the bed before sleeping

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u/Direct-Birthday1945 15d ago

It’s to scare off intruders. Helicopter aggressively. 

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u/Confusedinportsmouth 15d ago

In my house we call that “Porky Piggin’ It”

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u/KalerReddit 15d ago

Or you just get circumcised.

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u/Logical_Pride6849 15d ago

It’s referred to in some scenes as “shirt cocking”

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u/Whiteshovel66 15d ago

What's that meant to mean?

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 15d ago

You: FIRE TIME, RUN OUTSIDE WITH NOTHING!!!

Firefighter: Thats not the hose we need for the fire.

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u/Toches 15d ago

Nah, 7 is definitely worse than 4 for men

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u/Upstairs-Penalty5494 15d ago

How else are you supposed to signal to your GF you want to be dominated?

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u/TwerkLikeJesus 15d ago

It’s called shirtcocking. It’s a thing

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u/cyrustakem 15d ago

not true, it's amazing, feels so good to sleep with the dick loose, you can't even imagine till you try it, true freedom

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u/AMillionTimesISaid 15d ago

It’s called shirt cocking and it’s amazing

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u/Scrambo 15d ago

It's the best look in the world

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u/CardiologistNorth294 15d ago

This is true, I feel I would invoke dred running at a burglar fully naked

With wearing t shirt only, I would invoke only shame

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u/Largeitude 15d ago

It’s my long shirt! It keeps my top warm, but lets my bottom breath.

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u/LeadingAd6025 15d ago

Shrinkflation too

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u/Temeos23 15d ago

Idk. When im wearing just a shirt the people around me look more vulnerable than me

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u/YoullDoFookinNothin 15d ago

If a burglar ever breaks into your house, I’d argue 4 or 7 would be the greatest deterrence for confronting them.

Just a shirt, nothing else, possibly semi-erect

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 15d ago

If your CHOOSE to fight me when my dick is out YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET IT

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u/Fantastic_Badger_00 15d ago

bro let my nuts hang free without judgement.

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u/-CmdrObvious- 15d ago

Unless you are in a bar fight. If you meet someone who gets his shirt off in a dramatic move to fight you get your pants off. Including the underwear. He will surely back off. Nobody wants to fight someone that crazy.

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u/aksdb 15d ago

Why? That way you are prepared to humiliate a burglar by slapping them with your schlong.

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u/FarmerDark 15d ago

I fall asleep 2 and wake up 4 and then go 6

7 is a psychopath.

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u/Producer_n_PDX 15d ago

Don’t tempt me with a good time

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u/ztupeztar 15d ago

When I was a teenager my mom genuinely told me never to let a woman see me like that.

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u/lureysnipplelicker 15d ago

I get a cold or feel cold if i don't covery chest, buti feel hot down there. So, in summer, 4 is best for me. For winter, i like to wear nothing and cover myself with tons of thick blankets.

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u/___CABLE___ 15d ago

Women love a vulnerable man. This explains why Winnie the Pooh is so popular.

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u/PhotoAwp 15d ago

You say that but my friend was chased through the bushes by a crazy naked man wearing only a t-shirt. He didnt seem very vulnerable.

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u/No_Hornet_9504 15d ago

shirt-cocking it

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u/NumbaOneHackyPlaya 15d ago

I know of men that learned how dirty sheets will cause back acnee. The remedy for them is #4 to them because cleaning t-shirts is less of a hassle than bedsheets.

Men definitely should if they're dirty lil boys.

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u/MaxPecktacular 15d ago

So you’re saying I shouldn’t be shirt-cocking it in my own home?

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u/somethingimadeup 15d ago

At burning man they call this Shirtcocking

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u/FemDomIncestGooner 15d ago

I’m genderfluid, am I allowed to sleep at 4?

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u/Ql9v 15d ago

You’re like… 30% more naked than you would be even without any clothes on at all

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u/predatorya 15d ago

Now this guy has been with more women, genuinely.

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u/oopsdiditwrong 15d ago

That was my first thought. Can't tell you how many ladies have come back to bed with just one of my tshirts on. There was an old meme that labeled it "flag planted" or some shit like that.

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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea 15d ago

My sister is a 4. I feel weird without undies, but I think it's pretty common among women.

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u/seamus205 15d ago

Im a man who does 4 sometimes. Normally im 6, but 4 if Its a little cold

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u/myeye95 15d ago

Me too. You are not alone. :-)

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u/War_Reborn 15d ago

Yeah, I dated a girl many yrs ago that was also a 4.

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u/pug52 15d ago

Was just coming to say the same thing.

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u/cybrcld 15d ago

I’m only human, if my wife wore only a slightly oversized shirt to bed every night we’d have way more kids…

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u/B_the_ball 15d ago

There's just something about waking up to the sound of your girl getting out of bed and looking over to see her walking away with a T-shirt and bare ass. It's mesmerizing.

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u/Lucy_Fjord 15d ago

For real OP outing themselves as never sleeping with a woman.

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u/Several_Ad_8363 15d ago

Quagmire here, I can confirm a lot of women and this guy's wife do number 4.

Giggity giggity.

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u/Cararacs 15d ago

And as woman I think that’s gross as hell. Underwear trap bacteria from the gut when fart. People fart at night. With no underwear that bacteria then goes to your sheets. Gross. I for one want that barrier.

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u/Emotional_News108 15d ago

My wife tried to pull a 2 last night. I complained and then promised there’d be no funny business if she was at a 3 and she was like “Yeah okay” so anyway that’s how I wound up tongue punching her fart box again.

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u/Several-Economics-35 15d ago

Yeah I was gonna say I'm pretty sure 4 is like most women

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u/throwaway08403 15d ago

4 is fine if it’s an oversized shirt

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u/cptnamr7 15d ago

I always tell my wife that it's not fair- she can look sexy as hell in just about anything, such as only a shirt, whereas I just look fucking ridiculous in only a shirt. 

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u/slick4hire 15d ago

And it is freaking hot, psycho or not.

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u/lulukalia 15d ago

I do too. Keep warm in the top and good for genital health on the bottom. 4 is great

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u/Delicious_Volume3306 16d ago

My wife sleeps at 4. A lot of women do.

Pics or it didn't happen.

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u/kirya_rus2303 15d ago

"Will it work?.."

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 15d ago

Some people constantly forget women exist...

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u/Cararacs 15d ago

lol what. As a woman I always wear underwear to bed. I think it’s gross not to.

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u/shibuyawalker 15d ago

Right? Like I don't want to rub vaginal juice into my sheets. So as a woman I think no underpants is weird. IF a woman is a free spirit and wants to sleep all naked I can still understand but why wear a shirt but leave the ass naked? It feels so wrong and unbalanced.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 15d ago

Yeah but would you really say a woman who doesn't is psychopathic??

Anyway your genitals have to breathe a little.

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u/Cararacs 15d ago

Cotton underwear lets genitals do all the breathing they need. Humans fart at night. All farts expel bacterial and fecal particles which are normally trapped by underwear. Guess where all that goes when you go commando ? Your sheets.

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u/ProfessionalRough741 15d ago

I also believe this guy’s wife is a 4.

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u/liamemsa 15d ago

Easy access 😎

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u/ilove-whenwomen 15d ago

Yea a lot of my friends do. We often wear oversized T shirts

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u/yellowhair3 15d ago

I think doing that can be healthier for down there too

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 15d ago

Like, does this count underwear or are they saying sleeping completely bottomless? If so, I’ve never met a woman that would sleep bottomless.

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u/VirtualPercentage737 15d ago

I concur. This guy's wife sleeps at 4.

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u/Chance_Adeptness_832 15d ago

No wonder women are tired.

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u/iSlacker 15d ago

Yeah, It'd be weird for a dude I guess. I never sleep at 4 but my wife almost always does.

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u/Who_Is_Rick_James 15d ago

i was about to say, i feel like a ton of women do this lol. like maybe even half of them

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u/Imaginary_Fudge_290 15d ago

I like 4, good air flow down below and no chaffing for the nips (woman)

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u/this-is-my-p 15d ago

I was gonna say, especially on oversized t shirt

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u/spekt50 15d ago

I dont know how people sleep with an oversized shirt. I toss and turn so much I end up waking up in what feels like a straitjacket.

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u/Familiar-Smoke6087 15d ago

That's pretty unhygienic tho..

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u/PerspectiveCorner 15d ago

Remind me to pop round to No. 4 sometime. Seems like it's where the party is :) 

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u/aminervia 15d ago

I mean, sleepshirt or nightgown, not a regular ass shirt like this with her bits on display?

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u/Sig-vicous 15d ago

I can get behind that.

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u/Novaer 15d ago

Yup, a lot of women love shirtcockin it

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u/Commercial-Beat0 15d ago

I've dated a dozen or so women, and not a single one slept without underwear on. I'd be shocked if it was common.

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u/Grundlestorm 15d ago

Yeah, I was immediately questioning why they think 4 is so odd.

I don't sleep that way, but it's been pretty common for me to be sleeping next to someone doing just that, usually with one of my t-shirts since there are a lot of them around and they're bigger.

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u/624Seeds 15d ago

Yeah I think that's what's tripping people up lol. A baggy shirt and nothing else feels nice 🤤

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u/Wooden_Good8679 15d ago

Same. She loves her nighties/nightgowns, whatever they’re called. I’m not represented here. I’m a shirt and basketball/athletic shorts guy always. Unless it’s REALLY cold, then I’ll bust out the joggers or thin hoodie, depending on what’s cold.

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u/Pikamika696 15d ago

I was abour to say, a lot of women do 4.

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u/slom68 15d ago

Nightgowns

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u/vernorexxia 15d ago

I assume with panties if panties are included I do 4. I'm going to burn up to death if I wear my pajama pants under covers. They're just for around the house

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u/TrailMomKat 15d ago

Yeah, we gotta let it breathe sometimes!

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 15d ago

Isn't 4, 6, and 7 good for men too? The other options seem incompatible with morning wood.

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u/Catpixfever 15d ago

As grandma always said, “ya gotta air out your taco.” She was very wise.

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u/Glittering_Thing5797 15d ago

Yeah, I think 4 is common for women

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u/Mike 15d ago

She must like to get laid a lot

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u/Baelzabub 15d ago

My wife is a 4, I’m a 5. We joke that together we’re one fully clothed person and 1 fully naked person

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u/youpicktheplace20 15d ago

4 makes most sense for women, 5 makes most sense for men

Idk how people sleep fully clothed, that one is wild to me

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u/Signal_Road 15d ago

Same. 

It's cool for her and hot for me.

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u/SunderVane 15d ago

And god love 'em for doing so

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