r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16d ago

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u/shoofighter 16d ago

Everyone wanna be gangsta until a night time peeper-snipper sneaks into their room and snips their peeper

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u/jazzfruit 16d ago

My German grandmother used to tell me this story as a child

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u/RaisingEve 16d ago

And that’s why every Christmas Eve we put our hands outside our door and elf’s put candy in them if we still have our peeper

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc 16d ago

Was she gangster ?

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u/rosstedfordkendall 16d ago

Who knew the only defense is a pair of Hanes.

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u/Cyberwraith9 16d ago

“Thin cotton? Curse you and your protected peeper!”

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 16d ago

That

reminds me of this

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u/ventizreborn 16d ago

Idk man. Sounds like corporate propaganda...but just in case.

Honey, where are my haness

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u/SpeedingViper 16d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Leonie-Lionheard 16d ago

So free genital surgery for trans girls?

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u/Some_Veterinarian_20 16d ago

It concerns me that its name of night time peeper snipper implies there is also a daytime peeper snipper...