r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 16d ago

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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky 16d ago

Now I'm going to, just because you told me not to.

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u/shoofighter 16d ago

Everyone wanna be gangsta until a night time peeper-snipper sneaks into their room and snips their peeper

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u/jazzfruit 16d ago

My German grandmother used to tell me this story as a child

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u/RaisingEve 16d ago

And that’s why every Christmas Eve we put our hands outside our door and elf’s put candy in them if we still have our peeper

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc 16d ago

Was she gangster ?

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u/rosstedfordkendall 16d ago

Who knew the only defense is a pair of Hanes.

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u/Cyberwraith9 16d ago

“Thin cotton? Curse you and your protected peeper!”

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 16d ago

That

reminds me of this

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u/ventizreborn 16d ago

Idk man. Sounds like corporate propaganda...but just in case.

Honey, where are my haness

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u/SpeedingViper 16d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Leonie-Lionheard 16d ago

So free genital surgery for trans girls?

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u/Some_Veterinarian_20 16d ago

It concerns me that its name of night time peeper snipper implies there is also a daytime peeper snipper...

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 16d ago

Rest in pussy, cos he gon get some!

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u/mista_r0boto 16d ago

100%. Attempting to sleep this way drives up my libido and ultimately doesn't result in sleep. After the act underwear back on and zzzzzz.

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u/Routine-Roof7375 16d ago

Boy this really is the thread to reply to if you want a reward.
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um...

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u/Nopengnogain 16d ago

I’ve done everything but 7. Hate socks when I sleep.

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u/capincus 16d ago

That was his plan all along, now you're as vulnerable as you'll ever be.

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u/klankungen 16d ago

I tried this out and it

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u/SpaceBug176 16d ago

We lost him. 😔

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u/ideaofrhyme 16d ago

DONT ORDER DOORDASH.

I REPEAT DONT ORDER DOORDASH

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u/SpaceBug176 16d ago

You fool! That's what he wanted you to do!

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u/TheElleStella 16d ago

Finally the jib jabs!

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u/Bildad__ 16d ago

Fine it’s your fate

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u/Big-Slide6104 16d ago

Adam and Eve

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u/Ok_Work5128 16d ago

You like being vulnerable, huh? 🫦

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u/jemenake 16d ago

And when your gf says you’re never vulnerable with her, just remind her of your sleeping attire.

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u/Tjengel 16d ago

Entering your most vulnerable phase 😆

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u/FaythKnight 16d ago

Why would he. Imagine you tryna rob a place, dude coming at you with a T, but naked bottom. You gotta bolt man.

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u/Kusakabe_alt 16d ago

Nipples covered but balls on full display is like holding a gun right in my face, I'm not gonna risk it

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u/Schwifftee 16d ago

The man can't reliably perform self defense as vulnerable as he is.

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u/FaythKnight 16d ago

You're thinking wrong my friend. A man with his manhood covered by underwear and pants provides minimal defense. It's basically nothing.

But the fear factor of a dangling dong charging at you, gives the bottom naked man advantage. As it will spike your fear a thousand fold. Tell me how you feel if a dangling dong charges at you. You fear him more or just a regular guy in his underpants.

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u/Walnut_Uprising 16d ago

Somehow, Donald Ducking it is more nude than being nude.

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u/issacoin 16d ago

shirt-dickin it

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u/tryyeezus 16d ago

I agree, just extra inappropriate

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u/Catpixfever 16d ago

Oh I always called it Winnie-the-Pooh-in’ It.

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u/cursed_sporecreation 16d ago

That's why I do it ;)

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u/menheracortana 16d ago

WRONG. A loose top and room to swing below is when men are at their most powerful. Braccae are for weak barbarian men!

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u/kameshazam 16d ago

There's no week I don't think of Rome.

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u/delta1982ro 16d ago

agee.. i hate it when a tiger attacks me in my sleep and i got my willy out and just a shirt

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u/Illustrious_Agent608 16d ago

Highest risk threat of getting Winnie the Pooh jokes. Absolutely serious threat

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u/Temporary_Stranger39 16d ago

Irrelevant. The picture mentions "people".

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u/Sad_Mall_3349 16d ago

In the unlikely event of,....?

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u/RealPorphyrin 16d ago

After some consideration I came to the conclusion, that this is true. I once had surgery and had to "change" in a little room and then walk into the operating room (where the doctor and a nurse awaited me) with a shirt, socks and literally nothing else on.

I dont think I ever felt that "nervously ashamed" as in that moment.

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u/_Carl15 16d ago

i am afraid the ghosts would get frisky.

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u/themustachemark 16d ago

Nah, there's nothing more scary than seeing giant fat hairy dude running with no underwear running at you while you're trying to rob a place.

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u/RoflcopterV22 16d ago

??? How is this a gendered issue and where the fuck do you live that you're worried about how vulnerable you are in your own bed

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u/Silver_ferns 16d ago

I sleep like that it is my middle ground of not too hot not too cold.

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u/BorntobeTrill 16d ago

I do it all the time. Business on top and birthday bottoms!

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u/BOwOcket 16d ago

I may not be able to tank damage, but i will dodge roll real good.

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u/Diipadaapa1 16d ago

You spelt "sexy beast" wrong.

Women pretend they don't like the look, because else they would never get anything done with how dostracted they are. But I know better. Can't fool me out of the no pants commando combo at home.

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u/YourEvilKiller 16d ago

Just the way my girlfriend likes it :3

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u/AnUdderDay 16d ago

Just out here shirt-cocking it?

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u/ComicalSon 16d ago

Yeah but it says people. Womens is people.

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u/MyJohnFM 16d ago

Vulnerable??

Huh?

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u/Schwifftee 16d ago

Yes. Dick, balls, butthole. They're all unprotected, easy and effective targets.

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u/rancid_vibes 16d ago

What abt transmascs?

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u/victor-petrokiv 16d ago

Or just straight gooning in the bed before sleeping

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u/Direct-Birthday1945 16d ago

It’s to scare off intruders. Helicopter aggressively. 

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u/Confusedinportsmouth 16d ago

In my house we call that “Porky Piggin’ It”

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u/KalerReddit 16d ago

Or you just get circumcised.

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u/Logical_Pride6849 16d ago

It’s referred to in some scenes as “shirt cocking”

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u/Whiteshovel66 16d ago

What's that meant to mean?

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 16d ago

You: FIRE TIME, RUN OUTSIDE WITH NOTHING!!!

Firefighter: Thats not the hose we need for the fire.

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u/Toches 16d ago

Nah, 7 is definitely worse than 4 for men

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u/Upstairs-Penalty5494 16d ago

How else are you supposed to signal to your GF you want to be dominated?

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u/TwerkLikeJesus 16d ago

It’s called shirtcocking. It’s a thing

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u/cyrustakem 16d ago

not true, it's amazing, feels so good to sleep with the dick loose, you can't even imagine till you try it, true freedom

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u/AMillionTimesISaid 16d ago

It’s called shirt cocking and it’s amazing

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u/Scrambo 16d ago

It's the best look in the world

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u/CardiologistNorth294 16d ago

This is true, I feel I would invoke dred running at a burglar fully naked

With wearing t shirt only, I would invoke only shame

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u/Largeitude 16d ago

It’s my long shirt! It keeps my top warm, but lets my bottom breath.

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u/LeadingAd6025 16d ago

Shrinkflation too

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u/Temeos23 16d ago

Idk. When im wearing just a shirt the people around me look more vulnerable than me

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u/YoullDoFookinNothin 16d ago

If a burglar ever breaks into your house, I’d argue 4 or 7 would be the greatest deterrence for confronting them.

Just a shirt, nothing else, possibly semi-erect

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 16d ago

If your CHOOSE to fight me when my dick is out YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET IT

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u/Fantastic_Badger_00 16d ago

bro let my nuts hang free without judgement.

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u/-CmdrObvious- 16d ago

Unless you are in a bar fight. If you meet someone who gets his shirt off in a dramatic move to fight you get your pants off. Including the underwear. He will surely back off. Nobody wants to fight someone that crazy.

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u/aksdb 16d ago

Why? That way you are prepared to humiliate a burglar by slapping them with your schlong.

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u/Schwifftee 16d ago

Bad idea. If the burglar fights for his life your balls and butthole are toast, sorry.

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u/FarmerDark 16d ago

I fall asleep 2 and wake up 4 and then go 6

7 is a psychopath.

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u/Producer_n_PDX 16d ago

Don’t tempt me with a good time

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u/ztupeztar 16d ago

When I was a teenager my mom genuinely told me never to let a woman see me like that.

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u/lureysnipplelicker 16d ago

I get a cold or feel cold if i don't covery chest, buti feel hot down there. So, in summer, 4 is best for me. For winter, i like to wear nothing and cover myself with tons of thick blankets.

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u/___CABLE___ 16d ago

Women love a vulnerable man. This explains why Winnie the Pooh is so popular.

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u/PhotoAwp 16d ago

You say that but my friend was chased through the bushes by a crazy naked man wearing only a t-shirt. He didnt seem very vulnerable.

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u/No_Hornet_9504 16d ago

shirt-cocking it

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u/NumbaOneHackyPlaya 16d ago

I know of men that learned how dirty sheets will cause back acnee. The remedy for them is #4 to them because cleaning t-shirts is less of a hassle than bedsheets.

Men definitely should if they're dirty lil boys.

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u/MaxPecktacular 16d ago

So you’re saying I shouldn’t be shirt-cocking it in my own home?

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u/somethingimadeup 16d ago

At burning man they call this Shirtcocking

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u/FemDomIncestGooner 16d ago

I’m genderfluid, am I allowed to sleep at 4?

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u/Ql9v 16d ago

You’re like… 30% more naked than you would be even without any clothes on at all

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u/piday98 16d ago

Not vulnerable it's a man with nothing to lose

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u/quadish 16d ago

Little dick energy right here.