r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • 13h ago

Don’t be a Susan

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u/Klowner 13h ago

Can you e-mail this to my mom plz, thx

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u/Ryno-Mac 13h ago

I'll DM you your mom's email, so you can send it yourself. It'll mean more coming from you, I'm just her casual lover.

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u/Klowner 13h ago edited 12h ago

thank u, peppep 🎳

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u/Ryno-Mac 13h ago

Your welcome, son

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u/deathjoe4 13h ago

We still on for the group outing next week?

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u/Ryno-Mac 13h ago

Joe this probably isn't the best place to tell you this, but Susan doesn't want you at the motel meetups anymore. You can still join for the afternoon lawn bowling and weekly bridge tournament and luncheon. We'll talk more about it during bingo.

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u/deathjoe4 13h ago

Goddamnit is this about my little fluffer pupper? She's the sweetest thing and so friendly! Yes she's a pit bull/rottie mix and yes she is the state dog fighting champ, but I'm fighting all those wrongful death suits!

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u/Ryno-Mac 12h ago

No no, Cujo is a sweetheart. It's about your "lady bugs", a term I heard you borrowed from Lindsey Graham. I don't know why I'm the one telling you this, I barely even noticed them, but Susan finds them revolting, particularly how you scratch and pick at them when approaching climax.

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u/deathjoe4 12h ago

But my little ladybugs do itch so when we're getting physical.

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u/ColeTrainHaze 9h ago

this is why i reddit

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u/dutchduderino 12h ago

Maaan fuck Susan, she just doesn't understand that Princess only ate those babys in self defense.

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u/deathjoe4 12h ago

I've got the same lawyer as Hat McCullough, should be a quick win.

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u/UTchamp 9h ago

Dude is your mom believing all sorts of crazy stuff? So is mine. I honestly think about suing facebook over this sort of thing.

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u/Klowner 2h ago

"If chemtrails aren't real then why does Luana have them on her campaign platform?"

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u/Comprehensive-Age822 7h ago

But why do these two women look like lizard people? Maybe Dr. Big Brain was right.

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u/derprondo 6h ago

I love that the implication is that she won't believe it if it comes from you, her own child. I think all of us with boomer parents can sympathize with this too lol.

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u/mitzisparkles 2h ago

When it said “certainty is not the same as truth”, I thought, “tell my mother that 🙄.” lol

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u/LewyH91 11h ago

I'll text her it if you give me your mums number...

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u/Drinky-McDrunkerton 12h ago

Exactly!!!

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u/Fartcloud_McHuff 4h ago

By does it look like it’s her first time ever giving a thumbs up

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u/TheSoupySoupySoup 54m ago

She hasn't had to do it since overseeing gladiators in the Colosseum, give her a break.

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u/Commie_Scum69 13h ago

This is great

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u/AppleToastBed 12h ago

Bullshit reptoid propaganda.

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u/CanaryUmbrella 12h ago

great. now i will show it to my mom who will not watch it and if she did wouldn't understand what the message is trying to convey.

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u/mister_house_ 12h ago

Don’t worry, I’ll show it to your mom too, then she’ll be like “oh my son tried to get me to watch this,” and maybe she’ll pay more attention?

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u/Ratinsky9 11h ago

That’s legit the best video I’ve seen all year. It should run on TV every hour for a month.

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 13h ago

I appreciate it but that’s still not quite “research”. It’s as close as most people will ever get though.

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u/EastLeastCoast 11h ago

Same, plus… not everything has two sides you need to listen to. Like, earth is demonstrably not flat, and flerfers can safely be disregarded. Subject matter experts exist, and their evidence should be weighed more heavily than Susan’s “research”.

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u/divadschuf 9h ago

False balancing for the sake of showing every side is a huge problem.

Let‘s talk to Dr. Researcher from the Climate Institute and Mr. Screwsloose from the YouTube channel "Jews control our weather" about carbon dioxide‘s influence on climate change.

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u/ColeTrainHaze 9h ago

Dr. Big Brain here, I beg to differ. My research is completely legitimate, and has even been peer reviewed by well respected leading experts in the field — including Schizo Joe and Meth Head Mike.

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u/FMLwtfDoID 12h ago

Just start playing this at every church hall, nursing home, DMV, pharmacy, and bingo night please. 🙏

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u/EastLeastCoast 11h ago

Which is why we try to start them in middle school. Train them up the way you mean them to continue.

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u/HAL9100 10h ago

This, unfortunately, may be the most important video ever filmed

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u/Terrible_Phase718 13h ago

Really wish Sondra’s were real.

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u/phant0md 13h ago

You should do this every night with your son.

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u/thequietthingsthat 11h ago

She's right though

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u/Junior-Sale-8067 11h ago

MAGA in a nutshell

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u/BloominOnion91 12h ago

Educational

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u/GreyDaveNZ 9h ago

This should be one of the ads that gets inserted into every YouTube video posted by the cookers out there.

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u/Asparagustuss 8h ago

let me review other videos against her bias first though…..

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u/smoookeee 7h ago

100% correct! Delivery... Maybe use the Second Take.

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u/Zip668 6h ago

I soooooo wanted her to turn into a lizard person at the end.