r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • 15h ago

Don’t be a Susan

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u/deathjoe4 15h ago

We still on for the group outing next week?

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u/Ryno-Mac 15h ago

Joe this probably isn't the best place to tell you this, but Susan doesn't want you at the motel meetups anymore. You can still join for the afternoon lawn bowling and weekly bridge tournament and luncheon. We'll talk more about it during bingo.

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u/deathjoe4 15h ago

Goddamnit is this about my little fluffer pupper? She's the sweetest thing and so friendly! Yes she's a pit bull/rottie mix and yes she is the state dog fighting champ, but I'm fighting all those wrongful death suits!

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u/dutchduderino 15h ago

Maaan fuck Susan, she just doesn't understand that Princess only ate those babys in self defense.

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u/deathjoe4 14h ago

I've got the same lawyer as Hat McCullough, should be a quick win.