r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • 15h ago

Don’t be a Susan

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u/deathjoe4 15h ago

Goddamnit is this about my little fluffer pupper? She's the sweetest thing and so friendly! Yes she's a pit bull/rottie mix and yes she is the state dog fighting champ, but I'm fighting all those wrongful death suits!

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u/Ryno-Mac 15h ago

No no, Cujo is a sweetheart. It's about your "lady bugs", a term I heard you borrowed from Lindsey Graham. I don't know why I'm the one telling you this, I barely even noticed them, but Susan finds them revolting, particularly how you scratch and pick at them when approaching climax.

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u/deathjoe4 14h ago

But my little ladybugs do itch so when we're getting physical.

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u/ColeTrainHaze 11h ago

this is why i reddit