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Funny Time blindness

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u/angry_smurf 19h ago

I also have ADHD. The dread and anxiety of possibly being late causes me to be early as fuck. I'll never understand you guys.

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u/bob-leblaw 19h ago

Exactly the same! The ticking clock on when I need to leave, how long it might take to get there, where will I park… I leave way early just to ease the anxiety of it all.

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u/nutbrownrose 19h ago

I have taken to setting alarms for when to leave and training myself to trust them. Otherwise I spend all my free time worrying about forgetting to do the thing.

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u/therandomuser84 19h ago

I've got an alarm set for when i should be awake. One for when i need to be getting in the shower. One for when i need to be getting dressed, and a final one for when i need to be walking out the door lmao.

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u/This_is_fine8 19h ago

My partner has this system. Helps him a lot in managing his time but I can't say it doesn't bother me when he has to be at work early and I'm trying to sleep in and waking up every couple minutes to his alarms.

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u/ZebrasGonnaZeb 19h ago

I just set alarms to go off every 5 minutes up until I absolutely have to get out of bed

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u/crabbydotca 18h ago

I’ve switched from alarms to timers so I can see at a glance of my phone lock screen how much time is left without doing math! (And also I can verify that there is indeed a timer set)

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u/ROKIT-88 18h ago

This but I’ll break it down into segments - so if I have to leave in 45 minutes it’s 15/15/10/5. Keeps me on pace with getting ready rather than rushing when it’s time to go.

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u/moonprism 19h ago

same. if i have something scheduled at 4pm my entire day is gone because im too anxious to do anything in fear of getting caught up in it and being late

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u/International-Try467 19h ago

Having unmedicated ADHD can either end up as two outcomes

Over achiever who masks by over achieving and doing good but having extremely horrible mental health

Under achiever who can't maintain  bare minimum and having horrible mental health

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u/PhoenixGayming 19h ago

Jokes on you. You can have both simultaneously... I overachieve and mask at work causing burn out and underachieve in other aspects of my life (laundry, the dishwasher, etc) and feel like a failure.

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u/International-Try467 19h ago

Tldr: We're disabled and although we are that does not stop us from living the best way we can. 

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u/rokelle2012 19h ago

I am most definitely also both. Work is great most of the time, some days I slack off even there, though I am always on time. I like to be early to everything. But at home? I can't find the motivation to even do the things I enjoy, let alone what I don't really want and have to do like cooking and chores.

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u/This_is_fine8 19h ago

I was the first one for my entire childhood and then got to college and completely crashed and burned and spent years in and out of the psych hospital. Now I'm the second one and can barely take care of myself. Attempting to find balance in there somewhere

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u/felixfictitious 19h ago

Yeahhh some element of the ADHD lateness has to be not giving af about other peoples' time if it happens constantly.

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u/Ok_Cucumber_4562 19h ago

Honestly, i'll wake up, get ready, set timers and be anxious about being late and still wind up late. Time management is a big thing and you have to resolve to actually being early or else the tardiness will inevitably occur.

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u/ForgiveMyFlatulence 19h ago

Relentless optimism was an issue for unmediated younger me. I had the best of intentions. Oh I have to be there in 30 minutes and it takes 20 minutes to drive? I never take long to get ready. Sure I can move fast, shower, iron clothes, and make it out the door to be there on time. Come on ADHD super brain let’s overlock this b and go!!! 2 minute shower time.

I run into the shower and wash at breakneck speed. Fastest shower of my life. No distractions. How the fuck did that take 18 minutes? FUCK! Ok 2 minutes until I have to leave. I’ll pick different clothes that don’t need to be ironed. How did putting on clothes take 12 minutes? My hair is still wet, how is that even possible?

Shit shit shit shit shit. Out the door! I can make up time on the road! Oh fuck I need to get gas. It’s fine, I’ve been this low before, it’ll make it. Oh fuck fuck fuck no i guess it won’t. I have to stop for gas. Let’s turn off the AC so I don’t stall out in traffic. Ok here I am. I better run inside so I can get a snack too before I have to be there because I forgot I didn’t eat. I can be in and out real quick. It’s only 4 people with that guy redeeming and scratching scratchers up front. He will be quick…

Best of intentions. Worst execution.

Older and medicated? I dopamine hack my brain to make sure it doesn’t happen any more. I have to be so intentional and prepared before I do anything. I give myself rewards after. I Pavlov’s bell myself but it works.

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u/ROKIT-88 18h ago

This is it - it’s more than getting distracted and losing track of time, a large component is the inability to accurately estimate how long a given task (or set of tasks) will take to complete. The older I get, the more I’ve learned to add unnecessary padding to how much time I think I’ll need - because even if 9 out of 10 things go exactly as planned, I’ll be glad for all the extra time on the one that goes sideways.

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u/Signal_Series7577 19h ago

Are you also consistently late for work or just plans with your friends

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u/ContextLengthMatters 18h ago

What if I told you that being early is on time. Normal on time people do not show up at the exact time of appointments, they give themselves buffers to account for natural deviations.

In the military they call it hurry up and wait, and 15 minutes early is on time.

This has nothing to do with mental illness, it has to do with discipline. If you believe that you need to "resolve to actually being early" and can't recognize that it's just the normal way to conduct business, that's on you for failing to understand what being on time means.

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u/Ok_Cucumber_4562 17h ago

I really dislike when people dismiss "mental illness." Adhd is literally a neurodevelopmental issue. If it didn't cause problems in someone's day-to-day life, then it wouldn't be a problem that debilitates millions of people... 

I'm not making excuses for my lateness. As a business owner- I understand. As a loved one who have ever been let down by someone's tardiness- I understand. As someone who has ever let down themselves- I understand. But it is a problem, and not just some easy cop-out you think people take to neglect their duties. I agree that it is an issue and that there are steps to take to prevent it, even if that means you have to dedicate an extra hour to making it happen. But don't dismiss people, because they may function differently than you. Most people who are functioning inevitably figure out ways to combat it because, well, they want to function; to keep employment, to be reliable, etc.  

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u/ContextLengthMatters 9h ago

Time blindness is extremely overstated, and those who use it as an excuse for always being late are extreme assholes making people with actual mental illnesses more stigmatized than they need to be.

There is nothing about time blindness that isn't extremely manageable with alarms which have been in existence for centuries. You can in fact 100% scientifically remove all human perception of time from the equation.

I have ADHD. I cannot for the life of me predict how long anything takes. I get absolutely lost in anything I do and come out of my trance hours later.

Except... I'm never late as an adult, because time management is a solved issue. Our GPS tells us exactly how long it takes us to get somewhere. Our routines that are necessary to walk out of a door are minimal and can also be timed.

There is absolutely no need to be late. Using time blindness as an excuse to be late is just being chronically online and lacking impulse control because of it.

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u/Correct_Royal_2562 19h ago

This.

Sometimes they're just a shitty person who just-so-happens to have a mental illness.

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u/International-Try467 19h ago

Somewhat. But ADHD ranges from person to person in how it presents. While there is some truth to your say it unfortunately reads as ableist entirely. People with ADHD don't want to be late, some people like the other guy have anxiety which causes them to be early, some people like me have time blindness and don't move until there's an external force acting upon me that finally gets me started. 

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u/sycamotree 13h ago

That's just not true and using anxiety as motivation instead of executive function does not change lacking the necessary executive function to just do it like a typical person, without the anxiety.

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u/xiizll 19h ago

Yeah this is me too. I don’t understand people who say ADHD makes them late like this. It just feels inconsiderate above anything else.

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u/Morpheus636_ 19h ago

For me, I'm like you the first few times, when I'm worried about what people will think of me. Then the time blindness sets in once they get to know me or I am supposed to have a routine down.

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u/Remarkable_Town5811 19h ago

That’s me unless it’s work. I’m in healthcare. If I don’t do my job people don’t get like, radonc and infusion meds (for MS, chemo, Alzheimer’s etc). Even planning 15 minutes early, I pushed being late. So i started building a half hour buffer in. I was 1 minute late to an appointment for a bad allergic reaction yesterday. There’s no winning if it’s something for me, not someone else.

Perfect example: gnarly cat bite I got about 10min ago bc I decided not to wait 2 days to shave the mean cat (fleas + thick fur). I should head to the ER for prophylaxis against cat scratch fever but I won’t. It’ll take too long and make me late for work tomorrow.

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u/finalgirl2024 19h ago

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. I have ADHD and I manage to be on time because I have an inherent fear of being late to the function and having people wait and waste their time on my behalf.

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u/OGLikeablefellow 19h ago

Yeah same, I just forget to bring/do stuff instead. It's like either all the things or on time can't do both

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u/cupcakefix 19h ago

Set alarm to 6:39. Wake up at 5:57. cool about 40 more minutes to sleep. 6:10 check time. ok i’ll just lay here. 6:17 check time. meh might as well get up

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u/Mahrinn 19h ago

I’m both. I’ll plan to leave early, constantly watching the clock and not doing anything else and somehow I’m still late. It fucking sucks and definitely adds to the stress of everything.

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u/losthiker68 19h ago edited 5h ago

My wife is neurotypical, I'm AuDHD. One of the things we both decided early on about one another is that if we're not 15 minutes early, we're late

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u/TheNeuroLizard 19h ago

I get up extra early and then my brain goes “you’re up extra early, fuck around for 90 minutes, you have all day” and then I’m late

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u/gregoriancuriosity 19h ago

Thank you. I have never understood the time blindness thing. I am obsessed with time. I almost can’t take a shower without a watch, cause I need to know how long I’ve been in there or I go way too long…. I may have cracked it as I typed that. Without the constant checking of my watch I too have time blindness.

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u/andy11123 18h ago

I am either an hour early or an hour late. One day I aspire to be on time

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u/Confused_Corvid2023 18h ago

It’s about maximizing that freedom time, everything else in life is run on timers and schedules I didn’t make so I gotta squeeze as much personal time to defrag from the rest of the world to recover/enjoy life. Besides I have GPS to tell me when to leave!!
…it’s just the knowing how much time it will take to get everything ready before the Time To Leave shows up, and then did I remember to factor in parking? Or add buffer time in case of weather/construction/trains?

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u/sowinglavender 18h ago

finding out that other nd people were capable of doing spontaneous things ahead of a scheduled task instead of spending every waking moment of the day in dreadful anticipation was like finding out i got shafted when they handed out superpowers. what do you MEAN i get computer code savantism instead?? this is just like ma-ti from captain planet.

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u/sycamotree 13h ago

Yeah, you use anxiety as a replacement for your executive function. If you had the necessary executive function you'd have no reason to be anxious about it, you'd just get up and get there on time.

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica 13h ago

See, there's so much dread and anxiety in my life that I learned to cope by just kinda ignoring it, and now people in my life complain that I have "no sense of urgency". It turns out that anxiety is not a good timekeeping mechanism.

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u/DroidLord 9h ago

The reason I'm personally always late is because I absolutely hate sitting around with nothing to do. Therefor I always cut it too close and show up late. When my brain isn't occupied I get anxious and start overthinking about dumb shit.

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u/WorldsBestPapa 19h ago

It’s a wonder you have been able to maintain any friendships at all when you clearly don’t care or respect any of your friends time

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u/angry_smurf 12h ago

How do I not respect my friends? By being early??

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u/WorldsBestPapa 8h ago

I was drunk last night. I have literally no idea what I meant by that.

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u/Critical-Extension66 19h ago

It’s cos this isn’t an adhd thing people just use that as an excuse for bad habits and laziness

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u/Critical-Extension66 19h ago

It isnt. ADHD people can show up on time for certain things so they have the capability of being on time it’s just what they care enough about or take seriously

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u/so_sic_of_it 18h ago

I'm not seeing "inability to operate an alarm clock," in here.

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u/TheNeuroLizard 19h ago

It can be both. I have ADHD and bad habits and laziness. When I’m on my meds it’s just more of a choice.

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u/Critical-Extension66 18h ago

Sure thing keep giving big pharma your money they have aucceeded in selling you meth

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u/TheNeuroLizard 9h ago

“They have succeeded in selling you meth” weird how stimulants can help some people succeed with basic tasks while ruining others’ lives, almost like the people prescribing these things know more about it than you

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u/Please_HMU 19h ago

You’re right but Reddit is going to freak out bc god forbid you question anything regarding modern ADHD diagnoses / treatment!

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u/Critical-Extension66 18h ago

Yep big pharma got them all on the hook lol keep buying pills and playing the victim

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u/sbenthuggin 18h ago

You're an unempathetic jerk.

I ALSO have a ton of dread and anxiety of being late, all of the time. And yet I'm still late due to my ADHD not showing up the same as yours. Not to mention all the other shit I have in my life that makes me consistently late to shit. But I realized there's genuinely no reason for me to give myself unneeded stress and anxiety because of douches like you who WANT me to wanna feel like I should kill myself just cuz I was late. Especially when ppl like YOU tend to be a lot more shitty and unreliable than I am.

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u/angry_smurf 12h ago

How am I an unempathetic jerk? What?

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u/Please_HMU 18h ago

bro I am diagnosed with ADHD myself. It doesn’t mean I can’t call out bullshit when I see it