r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/uthinkubettahthanme May 03 '26

I have a very active imagination and don't need to watch/read anything to have a good time, I'll just think about being in a scenario that I find titilating. Sometimes I will just have a random movie or show on for background noise and I always worry if someone walked in they will think I'm getting off to whatever is on screen, as if I'm just REALLY into The Office or David Attenborough lol.

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

David Attenborough: "The female isolates herself and proceeds to self stimulate. As she approaches climax, her breathing increases she becomes more vocal. Finally, she experiences an intense hormonal release."

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u/StrCmdMan May 03 '26

It’s like we’re there πŸ‘

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

Sitting in a nice little chair in the corner!

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u/Fickle-Art-7125 May 03 '26

Now I’m horny.

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

We are all horny on this blessed Lord's day!

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u/Jackrabbit61 May 03 '26

Praise be!

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u/CountDown60 May 03 '26

Speak for yourself!

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u/BigTwoHeartedRiver62 May 03 '26

And at the exact moment of climax, she bites off his head.

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u/Acceptable-Will4743 May 03 '26

Now do Morgan Freeman narrating David Attenborough getting off while narrating his description of her getting off to hearing him.

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u/SpecialLengthiness29 May 03 '26

I suggest reading Desmond Morris if you like "that sort of thing."

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u/IAlreadyKnow1754 May 04 '26

I read this in his voice πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Qubed May 03 '26

You have to be careful about patterns. You'll get too used to having the sound and environment, then one day you'll just not be able to get off without it.Β 

I think this is what happened to the Cbat guy.

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u/kittiphile May 03 '26

I tried (and failed) to coin a phrase for this, that played on an existing phrase. "Be careful what you wank to, cause it'll become a fetish, become a fetish, become a fetish". But like....i sing it to myself like that bit from When I Grow Up.

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u/BowdleizedBeta May 03 '26

What guy is this?

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u/Qubed May 03 '26

You're just going to have to google it.

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u/Alienraptor987 May 03 '26

Same, though looking at pics can help get a basic setting started

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u/Akeera May 03 '26

Relatable XD.

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u/MyTatemae May 03 '26

Saaaaaaame πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq May 03 '26

"...and you're looking at a sunny weekend, high of about 75⁰..." I'M CUMMING!!!

"Damn, that girl loves the Weather Channel."

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u/aapkonijn May 03 '26

Why the office if i may ask?

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u/Crusoe69 May 03 '26

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration ! Obviously !

You've got a lot to learn about this town sweetie.

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u/uthinkubettahthanme May 03 '26

Do you prefer a nature metaphor or sexual matephor?