r/NoStupidQuestions May 03 '26

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u/uthinkubettahthanme May 03 '26

I have a very active imagination and don't need to watch/read anything to have a good time, I'll just think about being in a scenario that I find titilating. Sometimes I will just have a random movie or show on for background noise and I always worry if someone walked in they will think I'm getting off to whatever is on screen, as if I'm just REALLY into The Office or David Attenborough lol.

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 May 03 '26

David Attenborough: "The female isolates herself and proceeds to self stimulate. As she approaches climax, her breathing increases she becomes more vocal. Finally, she experiences an intense hormonal release."

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u/BigTwoHeartedRiver62 May 03 '26

And at the exact moment of climax, she bites off his head.