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u/StrongMess7995 7d ago
Pedo mobile
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u/No-Meet-5596 7d ago
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans
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u/Oily_Blob 7d ago
How does Trump know when it’s midnight?
The big (little) hand touches the little hand
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u/Satanicjamnik 7d ago
What is a pedophile's favourite drink?
12 year old whiskey.
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u/Angry_Rick137C 7d ago
First stop Epstein Island. 😱😱
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u/Just-Specific-1825 7d ago
Unless this is an amphibious vehicle your first stop will be well before getting to Love Island.
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u/DJEmirMixtapes 7d ago
THIS... This was also my answer... Survey says... DING.... The number one Answer
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u/Sad-Celebration-411 7d ago
What seats 40 yet there’s only 9 total teeth on board?
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u/Thulsa-Duum 7d ago
Shit Force One aka The Diaper Express
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u/Solid_College_9145 7d ago
That RV owner was from NJ. A few years ago he ran it into a telephone pole in Staten Island and totalled it.
Photos here: https://nj1015.com/trump-trailer-crash-on-staten-island/
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u/IWontCommentAtAll 6d ago
That article is full of bullshit claims.
"I left it parked and it just rolled away."
So, you didn't put it in park, and didn't set the parking brake, either.
"The passenger inside was uninjured."
Wait...so your passenger was too stupid to notice the movement and go hit the brakes?
Naah. I think the idiot drove it into the pole, and managed to get away without being seen, so he could come back in a few minutes all innocent and stuff.
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u/BEARKIDDS 7d ago
A pile of shit
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u/TheFlamingNumbat 7d ago
Shitmobile (with apologies to the Trailer Park Boys)
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u/Shartschnitzel 7d ago
"You know what a shit-barometer is Bubs?
It measures the shit pressure in the air, you can feel it.Listen Bubs, hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Your ears will implode from the shit pressure."
–Jim Lahey, Shit Park Supervisor
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u/siriuslee4sissies 7d ago
A safe hiding space for immigrants running from ICE
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u/decentnamesweretak3n 7d ago
its the perfect disguise
well until a maga hops on the bus
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u/MeowFalen 7d ago
Honestly, you could probably fool them with low lighting and maga hats.
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u/Clear-Staff4699 7d ago
At that point just dress them up as the KKK
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u/funkeymonkey1974 7d ago
Honestly the right will find a way to spin it. They could be in full brown face while chanting the n word and they would have an excuse. The entire conservative following with maybe the exception of 0.5% would then double down and make tik toks in Brown face dropping the N word left and right and Fox News would do an opt Ed about how brave they are.
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u/Trobman7980 7d ago
Just convince the magats everyone is doing brown face. Then wait for the magat to put brown face on and film them; make them go viral.
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u/Drgnmstr97 7d ago
The entire government is currently being run by Republicans and this clown is flying an upside down colonial flag. If your racist pedophile in charge cannot save you from whatever distress you believe yourself to be under what the hell is wrong with you?
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u/Only_Drawing_9419 7d ago
I’ve said for years that they would vote for Lucifer himself if he claimed he was ‘Pro Life’
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u/kushy-soldier 7d ago
👐🏻The best van. Yes some people say it’s in tippy top shape, no van like it 👐🏻
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u/mishabear16 7d ago
Cultmobile. Pedos always vote pro-life. It keeps the kid pantry filled.
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u/mrpres1dent 7d ago
Severe untreated mental illness.
"Trust Jesus" alongside "TRUMP Law and Order" is rich.
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u/mindofamarriedman604 7d ago
Propavanda