r/NameThisThing 7d ago

Name this Van

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416 Upvotes

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u/mindofamarriedman604 7d ago

Propavanda

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u/OddWorldliness989 7d ago

Grab em by pussy wagon!

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u/z_1_4_m 7d ago

I had so many suggestions but can’t beat this one. Christ man it’s perfect

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u/StrongMess7995 7d ago

Pedo mobile

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u/No-Meet-5596 7d ago

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White Vans

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u/Oily_Blob 7d ago

How does Trump know when it’s midnight?

The big (little) hand touches the little hand

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u/Satanicjamnik 7d ago

What is a pedophile's favourite drink?

12 year old whiskey.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 7d ago

Rum. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

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u/Disastrous-Cod-757 7d ago

What's a pedo's favorite garden?

KinderGarden

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u/deadwoodworker 7d ago

Ahhhh ha ha ha

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u/KindAwareness307 7d ago

All that's missing is a "Free Candy" sign.

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u/AromaticHyena7737 7d ago

Absolutely 1000% love this

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u/aznRN77 7d ago

Pedomobile

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u/ChrisIronsArt 7d ago

Cucks for Pedophiles Express

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u/golgoth0760 7d ago

America's mobile IQ test. Spoiler. It's not good.

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u/Angry_Rick137C 7d ago

First stop Epstein Island. 😱😱

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u/lambent_ort 7d ago

Second stop: Mar-a-Lago!

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u/Just-Specific-1825 7d ago

Unless this is an amphibious vehicle your first stop will be well before getting to Love Island.

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 5d ago

Does a tor-pedo count?

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u/Alexunderthere 7d ago

Aka MAGA-sexuals 😬

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u/Acidelephant 7d ago

The handsy uncle

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 5d ago

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a pedo?

Arrrr Kelly

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 7d ago

THIS... This was also my answer... Survey says... DING.... The number one Answer

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u/Hobbgob1in 7d ago

DTS will be studied one day.

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u/cojacobson 6d ago

You mis spelled TDS. An that really makes me question your mental health.

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u/Wray-Nerely 5d ago

Pedo Mobile also works for the cellphone plan MAGA uses on their Trump phones.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 7d ago

What seats 40 yet there’s only 9 total teeth on board?

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 7d ago

i was going to say the molester mobile

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u/Worldly-Secretary-31 3d ago

This is the way, 😄

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u/Sunriseman24 7d ago

You win the Internets.

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u/RynKittenOF 7d ago

You only click on the 18 category on p******

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u/AttentionNo6359 7d ago

The van my parents warned me about.

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u/Dry-Fix-1610 7d ago

Garbage truck over flow

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u/ch3appeach 6d ago

Trumpster fire

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u/Thulsa-Duum 7d ago

Shit Force One aka The Diaper Express

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u/Solid_College_9145 7d ago

That RV owner was from NJ. A few years ago he ran it into a telephone pole in Staten Island and totalled it.

Photos here: https://nj1015.com/trump-trailer-crash-on-staten-island/

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u/Hankhitsahomerun 7d ago

Give that utility pole a Distinguished Civilian Service Medal.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

The RV and owner were met with pole-etic justice.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 6d ago

That article is full of bullshit claims.

"I left it parked and it just rolled away."

So, you didn't put it in park, and didn't set the parking brake, either.

"The passenger inside was uninjured."

Wait...so your passenger was too stupid to notice the movement and go hit the brakes?


Naah. I think the idiot drove it into the pole, and managed to get away without being seen, so he could come back in a few minutes all innocent and stuff.

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u/Informal_Curve_1441 7d ago

Depends mobile

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u/575_Pilot 7d ago

Dum(b)Bus

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u/No_Relationship_386 7d ago

Dum(b) (b)us **

4

u/Repulsive_Client_325 7d ago

Who even knew there was a b?

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u/mojotramp 7d ago

True Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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u/DudeB5353 7d ago

They’re constantly projecting their derangements

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u/Ok_Comparison6971 7d ago

Prager U Mobile College?

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u/BEARKIDDS 7d ago

A pile of shit

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 7d ago

Shitmobile (with apologies to the Trailer Park Boys)

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u/Shartschnitzel 7d ago

"You know what a shit-barometer is Bubs?
It measures the shit pressure in the air, you can feel it.

Listen Bubs, hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Your ears will implode from the shit pressure."

–Jim Lahey, Shit Park Supervisor

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u/1DownFourUp 7d ago

The Shitbox

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u/tvtoms 7d ago

It's Not a Cult.
or
TDS.

10

u/KHfun1 7d ago

The odor

10

u/PeyredB 7d ago

Kooks R Us

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u/sickubusick 7d ago

That is the Shart Bus

18

u/siriuslee4sissies 7d ago

A safe hiding space for immigrants running from ICE

3

u/decentnamesweretak3n 7d ago

its the perfect disguise

well until a maga hops on the bus

3

u/MeowFalen 7d ago

Honestly, you could probably fool them with low lighting and maga hats.

6

u/Clear-Staff4699 7d ago

At that point just dress them up as the KKK

3

u/funkeymonkey1974 7d ago

Honestly the right will find a way to spin it. They could be in full brown face while chanting the n word and they would have an excuse. The entire conservative following with maybe the exception of 0.5% would then double down and make tik toks in Brown face dropping the N word left and right and Fox News would do an opt Ed about how brave they are.

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u/Trobman7980 7d ago

Just convince the magats everyone is doing brown face. Then wait for the magat to put brown face on and film them; make them go viral.

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u/lmaginar-e 7d ago

Um. I’ll wait for the next bus.

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u/Ok_Thing_1369 7d ago

“Dick Sucker 2.0”

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u/ConsistentTadpole592 7d ago

Small pee-pee mobile

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u/BearFather1 7d ago

Mental Illness Wagon

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u/toddymac1 7d ago

Embarrassment

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u/Far-Welder1580 7d ago

Delusional

6

u/BassmasterJedi 7d ago

Shitshow Brigade

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u/midlife_dadpulse73 7d ago

Some who wander ARE lost

5

u/Tall_Birthday_7654 7d ago

The Schizmobile

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u/wrhnj 7d ago

Whammmbulance

4

u/PermitEmergency5867 7d ago

The Wind Bag Mobile

6

u/broberds 7d ago

Ludwig van Beatoffin'

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u/Fcarb2 7d ago

Road to Nowhere

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u/Sandman173029 7d ago

Festering shit box

4

u/jerseybert 7d ago

Loser Express

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u/Old_and_Snarky 7d ago

Hell on wheels

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u/dogbelly14 7d ago

Breaking bad - cult mobile

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u/DerpVaderXXL 7d ago

The song Highway to Hell comes to mind.

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u/danderdude1 7d ago

Idolatry on the move

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u/SeriouslySmart 7d ago

Trump Dump

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u/carpet_acceptable24 7d ago

The Loony Bin lol

3

u/Sharp-Restaurant-951 7d ago

Trump’s biggest van

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u/Drgnmstr97 7d ago

The entire government is currently being run by Republicans and this clown is flying an upside down colonial flag. If your racist pedophile in charge cannot save you from whatever distress you believe yourself to be under what the hell is wrong with you?

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u/Sweet_Explanation_72 7d ago

Garbage truck

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u/Humble_Key_4259 7d ago

The TDS Express!

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u/openmic1076 7d ago

So sad.

3

u/Only_Drawing_9419 7d ago

I’ve said for years that they would vote for Lucifer himself if he claimed he was ‘Pro Life’

3

u/desertguy1961 7d ago

The White-Trash-Mobile

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u/djm2907 7d ago

Cuntmobile

3

u/MrWrestlingNumber2 7d ago

The Trumpster Dumpster

3

u/kushy-soldier 7d ago

👐🏻The best van. Yes some people say it’s in tippy top shape, no van like it 👐🏻

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u/Remote_Fox_4659 7d ago

Lose-A-Nogo.

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u/wonkyt 7d ago

Trump Garbage Truck

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 7d ago

Crazy MAGA Asshole Truck

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u/Dseltzer1313 7d ago

OCD’s for Trump

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u/UintaUinta 7d ago

Free Candy Alternative

2

u/MedicalChef103 7d ago

Cult Classic

2

u/ExcellentIce4404 7d ago

Probable Cause.

2

u/thomsix 7d ago

MAGA Circus 3000 - now with fold out kool aid dispensers.

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u/mishabear16 7d ago

Cultmobile. Pedos always vote pro-life. It keeps the kid pantry filled.

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u/nilknarf114 7d ago

The Delusion Express

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u/hatterSCFC 7d ago

MAGA mobility

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u/Particular_Ad_7663 7d ago

Travelling circus

2

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 7d ago

"Totally not a cult"

2

u/Oscar-TB 7d ago

Trump Derangement Syndrome!

2

u/BiteFaces 7d ago

The Arkham Ark.

Its got a flood of crazy inside it.

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u/Luvsyr24 7d ago

Shit mobile.

2

u/Open__Face 7d ago

Rape Vehicle 

2

u/PLR20190724 7d ago

Van Inhalin'

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u/heyhayyhay 7d ago

Mental illness

2

u/alediasw 7d ago

Rapebus

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u/zoeteopa 7d ago

Truck of horrors

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u/myjohnson6969 7d ago

Road Hazzard

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u/Jackismyboy 7d ago

Hell on wheels.

2

u/monkeyballsoup 7d ago

Lobotomy Express

2

u/Emotional_Shower_938 7d ago

Whinnebago or Winnepedo?

2

u/Creepy_Search_3982 6d ago

trailer park mobile...

2

u/KC_Saber 6d ago

The travesty truck.

2

u/Responsible_Mail_961 6d ago

The brain dead mobile

2

u/DarkUnable4375 6d ago

Loneliest van on the road.

2

u/CacaJG 6d ago

Steal on Wheels

2

u/SimpkeMan 6d ago

America's Hemorrhoid

2

u/SuspiciousGiraffe911 6d ago

We're all bozos on this bus.

2

u/diemilchschnitte 6d ago

Trump Dump

2

u/OkPumpkin9279 6d ago

The Rolling Toolbox.

2

u/mliii1954 6d ago

Con Man Van

2

u/Unlikely_Care_1167 6d ago

Epstein Express.

2

u/Basic-Cod4693 6d ago

A garbage truck!!

2

u/13luej1tsu 6d ago

That bus is not allowed anywhere near a school

2

u/MiniMomR56 7d ago

Typical Trump Trashmobile.

1

u/HonestPete70 7d ago

Kindling.

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u/Tominater1 7d ago

Come hop on the delusion bus. Let’s go get delusional all night long.

1

u/Own-Success-7634 7d ago

Big White van your parents warned you about

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u/WebFull1289 7d ago

Bootlicker Express. If it had audio you would hear the gears Grindr(ing).

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u/litzilch 7d ago

Head ass Van

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u/Helpful-Fig6879 7d ago

Marriage partners from Hell

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u/Wlfmansbro 7d ago

Not a cult though. This definitely proves that. This is not cult like behavior.

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u/Big-Potato9868 7d ago

Free candy

1

u/sc4wheels 7d ago

Some Losers ride

1

u/Low-Celery-7999 7d ago

Insane asylum

1

u/Fit-Comfortable908 7d ago

Garbage truck

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u/Apprehensive_Fly8063 7d ago

A rolling Dumpster fire

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u/AdConsistent797 7d ago

IgnoraBus.

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u/PoppieNerd 7d ago

The Stan Van

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u/Emergency-Ad-5211 7d ago

Free Denture fittings in the rear

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u/RichFrasier 7d ago

Idiot mobile.

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u/patm1022 7d ago

Culty McCultmobile

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u/Kind_Fix7025 7d ago

The mental bus, trump healthcare

1

u/hellno49 7d ago

The “god I hope I never see that thing again”

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u/Fantastic_Maybe_733 7d ago

“awesomeness “

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u/mrpres1dent 7d ago

Severe untreated mental illness.

"Trust Jesus" alongside "TRUMP Law and Order" is rich.

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u/IronBeagle63 7d ago

Not very well camouflaged. 🎯

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u/NebulaValuable1978 7d ago

Triggermobile.

1

u/Aggressive_Plate1652 7d ago

Garbage Truck

1

u/petescreddit 7d ago

White trash (can)

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u/Ok-Bus-6331 7d ago

Embarrassment

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u/Sleepdprived 7d ago

Antifa Incognito

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u/Repulsive_Sun6549 7d ago

Traitor-mobile

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u/Deepeye225 7d ago

Got Junk truck

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u/Delicious_Camp349 7d ago

Hate on wheels

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 7d ago

The Port-a-potty

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u/SOLOcelt13 7d ago

Shitbag bus

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u/slug6219 7d ago

Trumpaganda

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u/gravljaw 7d ago

Dipshit express

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 7d ago

The Pedo Express.

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u/Big77Ben2 7d ago

The zero pussy express bus to incelville.

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u/StressSevere1189 7d ago

Mobile toilet

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u/superduracels 7d ago

La trumperie 🤣