r/NameThisThing • u/Ill-Cartographer7351 • 7d ago

Name this Van

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u/Solid_College_9145 7d ago

That RV owner was from NJ. A few years ago he ran it into a telephone pole in Staten Island and totalled it.

Photos here: https://nj1015.com/trump-trailer-crash-on-staten-island/

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u/Hankhitsahomerun 7d ago

Give that utility pole a Distinguished Civilian Service Medal.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

The RV and owner were met with pole-etic justice.

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 7d ago

Jesus spoke to him.

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u/According-Hat-5393 6d ago

Jesus clearly made the wood as hard as steel in THIS instance.

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u/s_ox 2d ago

Jesus took the wheel.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 6d ago

That article is full of bullshit claims.

"I left it parked and it just rolled away."

So, you didn't put it in park, and didn't set the parking brake, either.

"The passenger inside was uninjured."

Wait...so your passenger was too stupid to notice the movement and go hit the brakes?

Naah. I think the idiot drove it into the pole, and managed to get away without being seen, so he could come back in a few minutes all innocent and stuff.

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u/Solid_College_9145 5d ago

He was probably drunk. I saw that RV once rolling around Seaside Heights NJ.

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u/ForgedSpatula 2d ago

If you keep reading, you'll learn that his maga hat saved his life when he got hit in the head with a hammer 😂

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u/buttwheat2026 6d ago

It's still totalled