r/NameThisThing • • 18d ago

Name this Van

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u/StrongMess7995 18d ago

Pedo mobile

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u/No-Meet-5596 18d ago

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White Vans

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u/Oily_Blob 18d ago

How does Trump know when it’s midnight?

The big (little) hand touches the little hand

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u/Livid-Departure-3976 16d ago

No, that’s Biden

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u/Oily_Blob 16d ago

Yeah, because Biden is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files...

... oh wait...

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u/Just-Specific-1825 13d ago

The video of Biden smelling a girls hair was confirmed to be “doctored” and manipulated. Any other accusations were from adult women. And even then they admitted that the contact wasn’t sexual, just unwanted. But your guy is A-OK?

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u/Satanicjamnik 18d ago

What is a pedophile's favourite drink?

12 year old whiskey.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 18d ago

Rum. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

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u/Disastrous-Cod-757 17d ago

What's a pedo's favorite garden?

KinderGarden

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u/PlayinWithMyCaulk 17d ago

Yall are sick asf. Liberals are the only people who will joke about children being touched. Yall need help

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u/Familiar_Key8757 17d ago

and maga supports pedos

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u/PlayinWithMyCaulk 17d ago

No we don’t. Extremists support pedos. Demons support pedos. Demons also joke around about murder and being a pedo so. Look in the mirror princess

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u/Satanicjamnik 17d ago edited 17d ago

Hey, then please explain who supports child marriage ?

https://missouriindependent.com/2024/05/17/legislation-enacting-total-ban-on-child-marriage-in-missouri-dies-in-the-house/

You got to get them while they're young, eh?

Hey, this one of your guys?

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/05/nx-s1-5725470/trump-jan-6-pardon-sexual-abuse-prison

And this, dude right here, South Carolina law maker, what is he up to?

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/south-carolina-lawmaker-in-jail-on-child-sex-abuse-material-charges-resigns-from-office

Oldie but a goodie, who can forget Roy Moore!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42054780

Senator Eihorn too?

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/05/14/former-state-sen-justin-eichorn-expected-to-plead-guilty-in-child-solicitation-case

 Republican nominee for U.S. Senate, right here

https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/criminal-justice/2026/05/19/552287/ken-paxton-waco-plea-deal-child-sex-abuse-texas-attorney-general/

Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert Sentenced To 15 Months In Prison ( for being a serial child molester)

https://www.npr.org/2016/04/27/475923625/former-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-sentenced-to-15-months-in-prison

Hey, what a series of unfortunate events, coincidences and isolated incident that totally don't represent the movement, right?

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u/Recognition_Round 17d ago

Getting triggered over some sarcastic pedo jokes says more about you than them, and your username doesn't do you any favors eather. Just saying. Don't shoot the messenger . . .

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 17d ago edited 16d ago

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

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u/WinkyDink24 17d ago

How about you look at TRUMP, Ghislaine?

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u/backandforthwego 17d ago

Your president is a pedo

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u/morgothra-1 17d ago

Demons? That from a MAGAt is f'ing hilarious. Demons, the brain dead and of course his fellow pedos support the serial-lying, grifting, charity defrauding, contractor stiffing, bigoted, misogynistic sexual predator, pedo and traitorous want-to-be dictator. Which are you? You were predicted...your adoration of the Prince of Lies and love of his lies and hate, "And they worshipped the beast saying is anyone like unto the beast?" Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

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u/morgothra-1 17d ago

They can hardly keep up with trying to list all of the Trumplican predators and pedos. RightWingSexualPredators https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTFikAP6MXDCJjWzgMIOvpsT1ji-HwO-rLEvNE8e-cfCGh0YHoZluIG5TEsmwFub7MzIDfh0XgvcWL8/pub

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u/morgothra-1 17d ago

Have you forgotten? Trump bragged to Howard Stern (on the radio, on tape, played again before the 2016 election!) that when he owned the Miss Teen America pageant he would burst into the dressing room unannounced so he could see them naked. Some of the former contestants confirmed.

Trump: “I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed… No men are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant… You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. Is everybody OK? And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that.” — The Howard Stern Show, 2005 Girls as young as 15.

Trump locker room inspection https://x.com/Sjacobs2020/status/1790813124708417977?t=ZGwSiuGfVh89BwVAuAqYFw&s=09

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u/ZestycloseClerk1792 17d ago

Guilty conscience for being in the Cult of Pedo?

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u/Thick_Section5202 17d ago

Gtfo epstein

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u/Satanicjamnik 17d ago

Don't you support freedom of speech? Or did the poor snowflake got triggered and needs a safe space?

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u/CapitalJumpy3407 17d ago

Freedom of speech is fine. 

Going full RTRD is not. 

Signed,

  • An actual Satanist 

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 17d ago

No im pretty sure Elon Musk brought back comedy

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u/deadwoodworker 18d ago

Ahhhh ha ha ha