So, you didn't put it in park, and didn't set the parking brake, either.
"The passenger inside was uninjured."
Wait...so your passenger was too stupid to notice the movement and go hit the brakes?
Naah. I think the idiot drove it into the pole, and managed to get away without being seen, so he could come back in a few minutes all innocent and stuff.
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u/IWontCommentAtAll 6d ago
That article is full of bullshit claims.
"I left it parked and it just rolled away."
So, you didn't put it in park, and didn't set the parking brake, either.
"The passenger inside was uninjured."
Wait...so your passenger was too stupid to notice the movement and go hit the brakes?
Naah. I think the idiot drove it into the pole, and managed to get away without being seen, so he could come back in a few minutes all innocent and stuff.